第5章 奶奶周桂英上门找茬

dengguolideshuishaokai,linkaixianglinzhijiefuziliangyeshougonghuijiale。

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dalisizhijibingbushiyijianqingshenghuo。

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buyihui,quanjiarenjiuweizhezhuozikaishichiyefan,sheiyemeixiangzheyaodengyidenglinpaner。

……

quzhouguiyingdewuyouliangtiaodao。

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“lalala,woshimaibaodexiaoxingjia……”

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“dongzuoyebugaokuaidian,womendouchiwanle。”

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“jie,wojiniliulemian,haiyounizuixihuandejitou,kanwoduinihaoba?”linnianerxiaoxixidexianbaodao。

“嗯,你最好了。”

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但那是以前的想法。

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shuodaojidanzhuanglanyoukaishiroutengbeishadesizhilaomuji,“jialijiushengbankuangjidanle,nayibanba。”

“不行!”

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“tingpanerde,yebiedengmingtianle,nixianzaijiuqudagehesandijia,jie30gejidanhuilai。”

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tanashanglanziheshoudiantongzhengyaochumen,damenwaihuranchuanlaipopozhouguiyingzhongqishizudehema:“zhuanglan,nigemaigouzidehaponiang,jilaoniangpachulai!”