cihuayichu,chuyinzheshibeihenhendeyeleyixia。
tacongshibasuichudaozhijin,yizhishunfengshunshui。
xianglaishizhongxingpengyue,suoyourendouhenbudejiangtapengshangtianqu,nalishouguozheizhongxianqi?
chuyinmeishaoweitiao,quebudasuanlikai,tadaoxiangkankanzheigenvrenjiujingnengzhetengchushenmelai。
chuyindechenmo,rangpingmuqiandefensiyijingkaishimaniangle。
【jingxizheigesibailian!juranganjichuyingdishuailianse!tayiweitazheiyangzhuangmozuoyang,jiunengrangchuyingdilingyanxiangkanma?zuomengquba!】
【tazhuanggepya?zhiqianhaizhigougoudedingzhewomenchugekan,xianzaiyoubangaoleng,woyaotule!】
【haizibian?womenchugexihankanni?zhenyoulianle!】
yishijian,jingxiyuanbenjiumashengyipiandeweibodixia,gengshibukanrumu。
jingxijianchuyinchuzaineilibudong,yelandedalita。
zixingwangyipangdeguanmulinzouqu,tajiangsanshenglachulaidexianjingyoujianchaleyixia,quedingzugoulaoguhou,zaicizuanjinlemilin。
pingmuqiandeguanzhongzhengdengzhekanjingxidexiaohuani,daoyanshifentoujideanpaishexiangtouyizhigenzhejingxizuanrumilin。
zhijianjingxirulimaoban,chuansuozaimilinli,shenshoujiaojian,sudujikuai,wurenjijihuyaogenbushangta,jingtouhuanghuangyouyoude,nengbarenkanyun。
suiranjingtoubuwen,danbieshuo,zheizhongjingxindongpodelinchangganqueshishizu。
yishijian,suoyourendoubuyueertongdepingzhulehuxi,yanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhepingmukan。
turan,jingtouliangqiangzhetinglexialai,yindezhongrenyijing。
yuanlaishijingxituranzhuzu,jiangbeijintiezaileyikedashushang,erdashudebeihou,youyizhizhengzaimishidemilu。
miluchajuedaoleshexiangjidecunzai,shuirundedayanjinghaoqidezhalezha,jianshexiangjiyidongbudongde,youkaishiditouchicao。
jingxilenglengdingleyiyanjingtou,shiyidaoyanbuyaohuaishi。
takaishiyimiluweizhongxinzhuanqiquanlai,jiangyiludejingjilachengyigebanrengaodequan,jiangmilutuantuanweizhu,jinzaitabuzhixianjingdefangxiangliuleyidaofengxi。
yiqiebuzhituodanghou,jingxijianleyikuaixiaoshizi,zaishoushangpaolepao,suijiyangbei,rengqianqiuyibanchaomiluzhiqu,henyouzhuntoudezazhonglemiludetunbu。
miluchitong,jinghuangzhixia,satikuangbenqilai,quefaxiansichujingji,buyihuierjiuzhadesizhixianxuelinli。
zuizhongcongjingxiteyiliuxiadefengxizhongkuangbenerchu,daiqiyipianchentu,kouzhongaiaitongming。
guanzhongmenjinzhangdekanzhejingtouliyouzuokundoudemilu,shouxindouyaoniebahan,yebuzhidaoshizaiqidaitataozou,haishiqidaitaluoruxianjing。
milujinghuangshicuoxia,mengranzhuangjianlezhengkaozaishushang,chazhekoudairaoyouxingzhideguanzhuzhezheiyiqiedechuyin。
chuyintianshengzidaideqiangdayapogan,rangtaganshoudaolejudadeweixie,jingkongzhixia,zhijiepianyiletaoshengdefangxiang,yitouzhajinlexianjing。
sanshengxiqiejianren,lezhulemiludebojing,chongshizhixunmeng,zhijiejiangtaxianfanzaidi。
zhengzhashi,jingxiyijingchouchujundao,danshoubaozhutabutingshuaidongdenaodai,haobuyouyudechaotadedongmaihualeguoqu,dunshixianxuepenyong,linlejingxiyitouyilianderexue。
jingxitianletianchunbiandexianxue,shenqinglengjunjianyi,momingjirenyizhongqiangliedezhensheyiwei。
zheiyimudeshijuechongjishizaishitaiqiangliele,suoyourendoubeizhendeyikouqiduzaihoujian,chuanbuguolai。
chuyinhuanhuanzhanzhileshenti,mingxianyebeiyanqiandeyimujizhenhanzhuxinshen。
haolinglideshenshou,haoguojuedexinzhi!
zheigenvrenzhendeshibierenkouzhongsuoshuoneigeshouwufujizhiliqiejiaorouzaozuodejingxi?
nandao,congqiandoushizhuangde?
chuyinmiqileyanjing,mouzhonganyingbianhuanmoce。
miludechuisizhengzhazhongyujinruleweisheng,jingxishaoshaoshulekouqi。
zhangzhangdejiemaoshangningzheyikeyudiweididexuezhu,zhedangleshixian,tataiqishoubei,moleyibalian。
xingzhuangpiaoliangdetaohuamouziziranerrandezhuanxiangleyibiandechuyin,zaishuyinbanbodeguangyingzhongsanfachuduorendeguangcai,sijiangzhouzaodeyiqiedouyadeanranshise。
tiaoxin,chiluoluodetiaoxin!
chuyinjieshoudaolexunhao,weiweitaiqilexiaba。
liangrenjiuzheiyanghuxiangduishizhe,kongqidousihuningjiechengkuai,zailiangrenmuguangdepengzhuangzhong,baochuxixidehuohua。
zhishicishidejingtoulizhiyoujingxi,fouzerangyingdidekuangrefensikandaozheiyangyimu,haibudexianlejiemuzudedabenying?
raoshiruci,danmuyiranzaifengkuangshuaping。
【ganggangneizhendeshijingxi?tajuranyouzheimehaodeshenshou?】
【zheiyishenxuehuzilade,juranrangwogetdaoletadeyanzhi?】
【wodiu!youzheishenshou,yanshenmefanpainvera?qingjiwolikemashangqujiewudapianhaoma?kuaiqujiujiuguoneidewudapianba!】
【haoxiong!haohen!haojue!made!xinbuxinwoyuandiheizhuanfen?】
zheiyangdeduishizhishiyishunjiandeshiqing,jingxilveyiyangchunjiao,bianshouhuileshixian,,shaoyiyongli,jiujiangmilutiqikangshangjiantou,zitaixiaosacongrong,wangfujindexishuibianzouqu。
shaonvyingruodejianbangcikequerushanyuebanwenguerjianding。
chuyinkanleyiyangenzhejingxizhuanlefangxiangdewurenji,turanchanshengleyigehuangmiudeniantou:
huoxujingxicaishizuihaodebazi,nengbangtaxiyinzouzugoudeshixian。
silingsuiranyongyouzugoudeliuliang,danmingxianduizheizhongjiemushuitubufu,zhijinmeiyoushenmeliangyandebiaoxian。
buguochuyinyixiangdaojingxidezhongzhongeliexingjing,youbunaidezhoulezhoumei,fangqilezheigexiangfa。
jingxizheiren,buhaokongzhi。
haidaodexishuidaduoyouyushuihuijichengliu,qingcheganjing。
jingxijiangzijimantoumanliandexuewuxijinghou,zheicaikaishiqinglimiludeneizanghepimao。
shaonvyingbaidejifu,yingzhelinlinshuibo,gengxiandeboertongtou,bingjiyugu。
zuodeshiqueshirucidexuexingcimu。
jingtouqian,yijingyoubushaorenbeiyanqianbapichaigudefenshixianchangjicijidejiyuoutu,hunshenfamao,danyourenbuzhudingzhekan。
【wu……youdianexin。】
【woxianqutuhuier,xiongdimenbaozhong。】
【suiranbuzhidaoweishenme,danshiganjueyoudianxingfenni!】
【loushangbiantai,jiandingwanbi!】
【变态+1】
jingxikangzheqinglihaodelu,huidaolezhuyingdi,kaishikaolurou。
buyihuier,kaoroudexiangweijiuchongchilezhenggeyingdi,jiangdabufenyiranjichanglulu,chiguozichideweisuandezhongrenxiyinleguolai。
jingxishenzhishifendongtamende,zailuroushangsashangleyanlucaizhaidediaoweixiangliao,hezhiqiantilianhaodeyanba。
xiangqisiyi,zhongrenzhijuedeweidouyaobeineikaoroudexiangweigouyindekuaichoujinle。
【wanle!zheixiadehanyeyele!】
【loushangniyaoxiaosiwo!】
【taxiangganma?zhenxianggaogedaxingrenqinxianchang?】
【wulibuqizao,takendingyouqitamude!dengzheba!】
jingxidangranbushiweileshousunzilaide。
tajianhuohouchabuduole,qingleqingsangzi,shengyinpingzhideshuodao:
“zouguoluguo,buyaocuoguo,yiwuhuanwu,tongsouwuqi。”
……
醉翁之意在这儿呢!
zhongrenzheicaifanyingguolai,jingxidagaishizheilimiansuoyoudexuanshouzhong,wuzizuikuifadeyiwei。
tashixiangyongluroulaihuoquwuzi?
keshisheihuiyuchundaoyongzheixieshengcunbibeidewuziquhuanyikuaichilejiumeiledelurouni?
根本不可能!
guoran,suiranzhongrendouyijingchandeyanmaolvguangle,yiranmeiyourenshangqianlaiyujingxizuojiaohuan。
zheishikeyiyuliaodejieguo,bijingsheiyebushishazi。
jingxiqueshianzuorushan,bujinbumandejikaolufanzheshen,luroubeikaodezizimaoyou,xiangqipubi。
zhidaojingximantiaosilidesixiayikuailurou,songjinzuilichanglechang,zantandezalezazui。
zhongyuyouyiweirenxiongdibuzhuyouhuo,zoushangqian,yaoyawendao:
“nixiangyaoshenmedongxi?”
jingxichunjiaoweigou,manmandetaiqiyanpi,dandandesaoleduifangyiyan,pingjingdeshuodao:
“woxuyaoyigezhinanzhen,wokeyiyongyizhengtiaolutuihenihuan。”
neirenyanzhuzhuanlezhuan,meitaiyouyu,jiudiantoutongyile,conghuailitaochujiemuzupaifadezhinanzhendijijingxi:“shuohuasuanhua。”
jingxidiantou:“dangran。”
taqishenzhijiesileyizhengtiaolutuijidaoneiren,bingfuzengleyixiaobaoyan,shuodao:
“合作愉快。”
neirenqueshimianseyibian,youxiexinxudedizhetoupengzhelutuihuidaolezijidezhangpeng。
jingxibawanzhezhinanzhen,faxianhaoxiangbuzenmelingguang,nanguai……quemeiyoubarenhanzhulilun,ershishensewanwei,naixindedengzhexiayiweigukeguanglin。
meiyoudenghenjiu,jiuzaiciyourenmantuntunnuodaolejingxideshenbian,yanjingjinjindingzhelurou,henbudedangchangsiyikuairoupaolu,danshiyizhixuanfuzaibankongdeshexiangjijingtourangtabaochilelizhiyufazhiwenmingshehuiyangchulaidexiuyang,zhishiyazhesangziwen:
“怎么换?”
“yijuanbengdai,huanyigongjinrou。”
jiemuzujimeirenpaifadeyiliaoxianglidouyouliangjuanbengdai,zheishitakeyijieshoudefanwei。
tazhiyouyulepianke,bianyujingxidachengjiaoyi。
jiezhe,ziranshuidaoqucheng。
jingxihenkuaishouhuoleyizhengtaodeyiliaoyongpin,yigeshoudiantong,jikuaidianchi,yihehuochai,yigewangyuanjing,jikuaiyingjihuwaitan……
jinshengzuihouyitiaolutuishi,yijingbuxuyaotazhudongkaikoule,jigerenzhengdemianhongerchi,douxiangyaozhengduosuoyouquan。
jingxichenjishizidakaikou:“wohaixuyaoyidingdanrenzhangpeng。”
几人突然冷静下来。
帐篷?
zheigekemeiyourengannalaihejingxihuan,tamenkebuganquzhushandong。
zuizhong,jingranshidaoyanzhaoquandexiaozhulixiaomimidekangzhedanrenzhangpengpaoleguolai:
“jinglaoshi,ninkan,wodezhangpengxingma?fangshuifangfenghaibaowen,mingpaide!”
wenyan,pangbianjirendeyanjingdouhongle。
无耻啊!太无耻了!
xiaozhulibushuyucansairenyuan,xiangyaozhangpeng,keyizhijieshenqing。
jingxidiantou,taitaixiaba,shiyiduifangkeyibazhangpengfangxia,nazhelutuizourenle。
zheiyibocaozuoxialai,jingxidewuzikeyishuoshiqibeile。
tamuguangsuizhexiaozhulizhuiqu,guorankandaotapengzhelutui,xiaopaozhezuanjinlechuyindezhangpeng。