第5章
京城，皇宫。
huangdiduanzuozailongyizhishang，fanyuezherenyiyanggaodezouzhe，xiamianzhanzheyiweishenchuandaofu，xianfengdaogudelaozhe。
“yebuzhidaoxiaochuchuzenmeyangle，zhenmanzhetajiangtarengdaoyangxianneizhongdifang，tagaibuhuijihenzhenba？”
zhongzhongdifangxiashouzhongdezouzhe，huangditanlekouqi。
pishenmezouzhe，guaiguainveryaoshitaoyantalezenmeban？
这可是塌天大祸！
看奏折？
看不了一点。
“bixia，laodaodediziyijingzhuisuierqu，dingranbuhuiranggongzhuchushi。”
laozhefuzhezhangerhuabaidehuxu，xinxinmanmandianfudao。
“heng！”huangdilenghengyisheng，“nineitudishigeshishade，kebuyaodaihuai**jiaxiaochuchu。”
mozhehuxudeshouweiweiyizhi，laozhexinzhongfufei。
zaishisha，haiyoudagongzhuerhuangzishisha？
neiliangwanyichadiantulecheng！
yaobushitajizhi，shuoyaoweishentirouruodegongzhudianxiajifu，neidiguo，kezhenjiuwangdebunengzaiwangle！
tengnverjiutengnver，qiandaizhe**jiaxiaoqingqingzuoshenme？
**jiaxiaoqingqingwenrousishui，conglaibuzuonajianzhirenzheizhongshiqing。
“bixia，gongzhunaishidagongzhuerhuangzidaizhezhangdade，yingdangbuhuichushenmewenti，bixiadakefangxin。”
“哼！”
huangdirengleyidaozouzhedaolaozhemianqian，yuqihenshibushan。
“qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao，yigegededourangzhenshouhuichengming，rangxiaochuchuhuilai。”
“是朕不想嘛？”
tababudeweifusifang，genzaixiaochuchu**houmianjiaota。
shangqianjianqizouzhe，laozhekanleyiyanneirong，xiaolianchenglemianju，jiangzailianshang。
“这......”
“dagongzhuhaizhenshi......zhongganyidan，xiaoyiliangquan。”
“nibieyiweizhenbuzhidaonishizaifengci！”
huangdilianqidezhanghong，yuanqimanman。
【yaoshixiaomeichuleshenmechacuo，neibenchaodejiangtu，kenengyouyaozhongxinguihuaguihuale。】
qiyoucili，qiyoucili！
zheishidagongzhuduihuangdishuodehuama？
fenmingjiushitufeitouziweixieliangjiafunandehua！
toutoujiangzouzhechuaizaidouli，laozhemanshizhouwendelian，xiaochengleyiduojuhua。
zheigerenaotazijikankebudejing，tadetonglaogufenxiangfenxiangcaishi。
huangdikanxianglaozhe，benyushuoshenme，dangjibeineimanshizhezhoudelianhezhu。
好丑的一朵老菊花！
“liuhuangzineibian，youhedongzuo？”
xiangshijiannandixiangqilemouweimeiyoucunzaiganderen，zhouzhemeitou，huangdiyanjiaodoudiaoleqilai，manshiyane。
laozhexiaorongshoulian，huanshangleyansu，“zaigongzhuchufadedierri，liuhuangzianzibaifangleshiwang。”
“石王？”
皇帝喃喃重复。
“tahaizhenquzhaoleshiwang！”
lenghengyisheng，huangdibuxieyixiao，“queshi，chuleshiwang，zhenxiangbudaohaiyousheinengbangta。”
“neibixiadeyisishi......”
shitanditouquyigemuguang，laozhedangjihehuangdihenlaguojuedeyanshenduishang，xinxiayijing。
这就要动手了吗？
liuhuangzigenjiweichu，pashihuiduoshengshiduan。
“xiaochuchuhezhenshuoguo，gangouruqiongxiang，bizaofanshi。”huangdiyanzhongjingguangshanshuo，“liuhuangzi，haishijiaojixiaochuchuquduifuba。”
“tashishihouxuezhe，zenmechengweiyigediwangle。”
kanzheyaojiandeyupei，huangdishenchushou，qingqingmosuo，muguangbianderouruanyouqianquan。
“bixia，erhuangzitichu，yaoquyangxiankangongzhu。”
jianhuangdixinqinghaoxianghuifuleyixie，laozheganmangjiushitichuerhuangzideqingqiu。
tacaibuxiwanghuangdikaikaixinxinni！
zhiyoumeitiankuhahade，tacaigaoxing！
ei，tajiushijianbudehuangdihao，heiheihei~
“shenme？”huangdifachujianruibaomingsheng，“zhendoujianbudaoxiaochuchu，jiuta，yexiangqukan？”
“zhenbuyunxu，buyunxu！”
“kebunengrangtamendaihuai**nver！”
皇帝有多气？
congtalianzhendoubucheng，zhijiecheng**jiukeyikanchu。
pingshenmetabeikunzaijingchengyuxiaochuchuyuangesanqianli，neixiegongzhuhuangzimenjiukeyiqukanxiaochuchu？
tadebudaode，sheidoubiexiangdedao！
“sangongzhu，sihuangzi，wuhuangzi，qigongzhu，bahuangzidoushangshuqingqiuwaipai。”laozhexiaomimidicongdoulitaochuyitazizouzhe，chengdaohuangdimianqian。
“zheishizouzhe，qingbixiapiyue。”
niwenliuhuangziweishenmemeiyoushangshu？
yinweitagenbenjiumeishouliuhuangzidezouzhe。
neiwanyi，yonglaica**douxiankechen！
“ni......”huangdiqideyanqianfaxu，“doubuxu，quandouji**kunzaijingcheng，nalidoubuxuqu！！！”
bieyiweitashenmedoubuzhidao，haiwaipai，fenmingjiushixiangqianxingqukanxiaochuchu！
tajueduibuyunxujingchengyourenbitaxianjiandaotadebaobeinverwuwuwuwu......
阳县，县衙。
xianyademenmianpobaibukan，manmuchuangyi。
yuchengmenxiangbi，jiushiduoleyidaokanshangquhaishuodeguoqudehouzhongmumen。
taitouyiwang，bingliuzixuanguazaimenliangshang，dingduanjianjiande，kanshangqufengliwubi。
**去！
xiachuxiaoxinyiyidiceshenjinruxianya。
zongyoudiaominxianghaibengongzhu，zheibingliuzi，yibuxiaoxinjiujitakaipiaole！
jingchengsanrenzudaoshimeijianguozheiyangdejingxiang，haoqidizhuazhubingliuzi，fanlaifuqudikan。
“nimenzhidaoma，zheibingliuzishixiande。”
zhizheyijingkuaiyaodaoxiongfudebingliuzi，xiachushayouqishidishuodao。
“真的假的？”
裴尚满脸不信。
“nitiantianbujiuzhidaole？”
kanlekanxiongqiandebingliuzi，peishangtuilegujinzhiyiba，“nishishi。”
gujinzhiyouyuleyixia，zhongjiushihaoqidaguoyujiexin，huanhuanshenchushetou，shitanditianleyikou。
“假的！”
qiaozheshijianchabuduole，xiachujiaoxiayixiao。
“ei，wuwuwuwuwu......”
tingjianxiachudehua，gujinzhishunjianxiangyaoshouhuizijideshetou，quemeixiangdao，bingliuzijiangtadeshetoulaolaozhanzhu。
“**kana，nijiushixiande。”pailepaigujinzhidejianbang，xiachuxiaodexiangyizhitoulejidehuangshulang。
“sheimeishitianbingliuzia，sheizhidaozheishangmianyousha。”
“laoshukenengzaishangmianliuxiaguofenbianniaoye，bianfukenengzaishangmianliuxialezijidehenji，yejiuni，ganzhijieshenchushetoutian。”
xiachuxingzailehuo，qiaozhegujinzhishetoubeizhanzhu，kelianxixidexiaomoyang，gengjiatianyoujiacu。
yuanbenshixiangkenghaipeishangde，kexia，sheijiaogujinzhizheihuohepeishanghaoxiongdini？
zhenshihaoxiongdi，jiangyiqia！
peishangyeshishayouqishidipailepaigujinzhidejianbang，manliandezheibeiziyounizheigexiongdizhiledewanxixiaobiaoqing。
fenggonggonglaoshenzaizai，fuqingmanliandanmo。
xiachubingliuzihuangyandeshouhaizhe，weiyougujinzhiyirener！
“wuwuwu？”gujinzhimanliankongju，tatiandezheigenbingliuzi，buhuizhendeyoushaba？