第1章
“zhenshizuonieyo！zheimexiaodehaiziyexiadequshou，kanbahaizijitangde，zheisunianweijianzhiqinshouburu！”
“kebushi，jiangwenliduohaoderena，zhenshidaolebabeizimeicaiquzheimegedaomeixifuhuilai，yaoshigewoshenshang，zheizhongxifuwodeyitiandasandun！”
“ai！ganjinqutongzhijiangwenliba，tahaizaidaduishangshanggongni，yaoshilianghaiziyoushahaodaikezaban！”
sunianweimimihuhujian,jiutingdaozhouweinaohonghongdeyilunsheng。
她满脑子问号。
zijiyibeizijinjinyeyezhengqian，meishijiuzuodiancishan，bushuogongdewuliang，danyebuzhiyushiebusheba，zheimeduorenmata？
erqiezijibushizaiquguowaitanshougouandelushangyujiankongnansilema？
etouchuanlaiyizhenzhencitong,tatengdedaoxiyikouliangqi，zhengkaiyan，biankanjianyuanbenhaishuodetuomohengfeidezhongren，dongzuozhengqihuayiqishuashuawanghoutuileyibubu。
yigegedoujingtidikanzheta。
sunianweiyanjingdouranzhengda。
zheizheizhei......zheishishenmedifang！
yinruyanliandeshiyigenongjiaxiaoyuan，tupifang，libayuan，qiangshanghaiguazheweirentouxiang，yongdahongseyouqixiezhe“zhuagemingcushengchan”jigedazi。
zhouweiderenshangshenchuanzheqingyisedelansemianbuyi,guniangmenshuzhewuheiyouliangdemahuabian，nanrenzeshidouliuzhecuntou。
xiayike，moshengdejiyixiongyongerlai，sunianweisisiwuzhetou，tongdaomianmuniuqu。
“biaojie,niyiqianjiuzongshiezhelianghaizi，zhishilianghaizijiniganhuojiusuanle，zheicigengguofen，bahaiziwangsilida，haiyongmeiyoutangtamen！
suiranwoshinideqinqi，danshiwobanglibubangqin，zheiciwoyidingyaoweilianggehaizizhuchigongdao，bashiqinggaosujiangdage！dajiadouyaoweiwozuozheng！”
yiqunhuilansebuyizhong，yigexiaoguniangchuanzhedequeliangdehuaqunzi，shencaimiaotiao，mianrongqingli，zhanzairenqunzhonggewaireyan。
tayilianzhengqidizhizhesunianweijiaoxun。
qitarenfenfenfuhe：“tadalianghaizidoushiwomenyoumugongdude，womentinizuozheng！”
zhongrennaohonghongde，gengchaodesunianweitoutongyulie。
“都别吵了！”
gaokangliaoliangdesangyinyixiangqilai，gangganghaiyilunbutingdezhongren，likeanjingruji。
meibanfa，yuanzhuxionghenedudexingxiangyijingshenrurenxin。
jiuzaiganggang，tajieshouleyuanzhujiyi，zhongyumingbaizijichuanyuele。
haichuanchenglelianghaizideeduhouniang。
yuanzhuzhangfuxinhundangyejiuqulebudui，yizousannianmiaowuyinxun，qijianliantadiesiledoushiyuanzhumaide。
jieguoyuanzhuxinxinniannianpanlesannian，zhangfujiangwenlizhongyuhuilaile，quedaihuilailianghaizi。
sannianweiquyichujifa，yuanzhuzhongyuzouxiangjiduan，jiangsuoyouyuanqiquanbusazailehaizishenshang。
jintianyeshiyinweihaizitoumeiyoudengxiezuoye，tanucongxinzhongqi，yirenshanleyibazhang，youzaiqiangmeiyoudengdeshihou，balianghaizitangzhele。
lianghaizijinghuangzhixiayiliuyanwangwaipaohanjiuming，yuanzhuzhuideshihouzijibanmenjianshangyingshengshengbazijishuaisi。
换成她穿越过来。
呵！这稀烂的人生！
sunianweicongdishangpaqilai，pailepaizijidepigu，lengyankanzheganggangkaikoudenianqingnvren，youyoudao：“zhiqianbushinizonggenwoshuo，gunbangdixiachuxiaozi，haizijiudeda，budabuzhangjixingdema？”
linmuzilianseyibai，jinghuangdikanzheta：“biaojie，nihushuobadaoshenme，wotingbudong。”
sunianweibaozheshoubeichixiaoyisheng：“zhentingbudong？neiwobanishuodehuadoujinidouluochulai？”
tamanyouyoudao：“genwoshuojiangwenliyizousannian，jiushiquwaimianzhaonvrenle，haicuanduowohaohaoshoushilianghaizi，rangtamenguaishunfuruan，buranbuhuigenwozheigehouniangqin，zheibudoushinishuode？”
takemeiluanshuo，linmuzixinyuejiangwenli，bianzongshiminglianlicuanduoyuanzhunvedailianghaizi，xiangbizhetalihun。
yuanzhushakanbuchulai，taxinliqueshimenqinger。
yishizhijian，zhongrenkanxianglinmuzideyanshendoubianle。
youqishiduozailinmuzishenhouxunqiubihudelianghaizi，yemomotuikaiyixie。
sunianweikanleyanlianggeshougulinxundesansuixiaohai，meimeijiaojiangyouyou，cishizhengdengzheyishuangshuiwangwangdedayan，duozaigegeshenhou。
dadejiaojiangguoguo，suiranhaipa，quehaishiyaoyingchengzhejiangmeimeihuzhu，yishuangyanjinggenlangzaiziyiyangxionghenjingtididingzheta。
ai！doushiyuanzhuzuodenie！
sunianweijinliangrouheleyuqi：“guoguo，youyou，nimenguolai。”
tazheibanheyanyuese，gengshizhijiebayouyouhekule。
“wawuwuwu......houmabuhuishiyaodasiwomenba！wuwuwu......gegewohaipa......”
jiangguoguoyeliansejinbeng：“wo......wobupani！nibiexiangqifuwomeimei！niganqifuwomen，worangwobagennilihun！”
linmuziyanqianyiliang，likehuzhelianghaizi，weiweiququdao：“biaojie，niwumiewohaibugou，xianzaiyouyaoduilianggehaizixiashouma？nidexinyetaiheile。”
sunianweitoutengdianleanejiao，duilinmuziyemeilenaixin，lengxialian：“sheishuowoyaodalianghaizile！nizaoyaoquanpingyizhangzuishiba！”
sunianweilandedalita，zhuantouzhengzhongduilianghaizidao:“jintiandeshidequeshiwobudui，buguowoyeshipanimenliangtoudongxibuxuehao，jianglaizoushangqitu，wochengrenwodefangfayouwenti，woxiangnimendaoqian，yihoujueduibuhuizaidanimenle。”
lianghaiziquedoushimanlianjingti，duitashuodehuabuganxiangxin。
bijingyuanzhushiyouqiankede。
sunianweicumei，benxiangshangqianbahaizidaihuijia，quetingjianyidaodichennansheng。
“果果，柚柚。”
lianghaiziwenshengyanqianyiliang，likexiangshiguichaodeniaoer，xiangzhenanrenpaoleguoqu。
“爸爸！”
sunianweigenzhetaiyan，nanrengaodatingbadeshenxingyinruyanlian。
baichenshanlvjunkubaoguozhetagugunangnang，jieshiyoulidejirou，xiaomaisedepifuzaiyangguangxiafanzheyicengjingying，wuguanshensuiyinglang，yishuangmouziyouheiyouliang。
妥妥的硬汉型男啊！
zheijiushiyuanzhudesuliaolaogongjiangwenli。
haibudengtajixufanhuachi，linmuziyijingzouguoqu，wenwenrouroudao：“jiangdage，nikesuanhuilaile，wojietayouzaidahaizi，haiyuanwangwo......shuowocuanduota，dangranwoshoudianweiqushimeiguanxide，kelianghaiziwugua，ai！wojiezheigeqingkuang，dajiadouzhidao，napaniyaogentalihun，womendouzhichini。”
he！zheihuliweibajiuzangbuzhule？
sunianweibaozheshoubei，youyoulengxiao：“shia，genwolihunhaojinitengweizhibei，zheisuanpanzhuzidoukuaibengwolianshangle！”
linmuziyiye，lianseqingyizhenbaiyizhende，youweiqudikanxiangjiangwenli。
“jiangdage，nikantashuode，yetainantingle，wo......womenshiqingbaide。”
jiutaneikanzhejiangwenlidoulasideyanshen，keyidianbuqingbai。
sunianweidourenbuzhufanbaiyanle，guyijiaorouzaozuodao：“shia，niqingbaide，neinishounengcongwonanrengeboshangsongkaima？”
jiangwenliyuanbenzaianfuhaizi，zheihuiercaizhuyidao，linmuzijingranlazheta。
lianseyibian，mengdijiangrenshuaikai，baozhehaizituihouliangbu。
linmuziliandoulvle：“jiangdage。”
jiangwenliquekandoubukantayiyan，baozhehaizijingzhizouxiangsunianwei，zhuantouduicunmindao：“jintianxiexiexiangqinmenbangmang，wohaiyoudianjiawushiyaochuli，jiubulangfeidajiaganhuoerdeshijianle。”
shuowantazhijieguanshangmen，jiangsunianweidaihuilewuli。
kaikoudiyijujiushi：“womenlihunba！”