这扯的是什么鬼话？
jiangsonghaihegeliutaozhenshitingdeqidouyaochuanbuguolai。
zheihaizicaishisansui，zheishiwangtashenshangpozangshuia！zheishuodehuayouduonanting！
neiqianxiangdelaolitoushishenmeren？yigesishiduosui，shilainianqiansilelaopowuerwunvdeguanfu，nianjidoukuaiganshangjiangsonghaile，zheiguihuakezhenshigouquedede，zheixindeyouduohei，cainengwangyigeshisansuidehaizishenshangpozheizhongzangshui？
erdeshengzeshicuntouqiaoguafudeerzi，bitamendasansui，zhangdexiangtaneigejunqiaodeniang，suiranzhishiyigeshiliusuideshaonian，quezhangdehenhaokan，cunlihaoxiexiaoguniangkandaotadouhuihonglelian。
guiyingzheihua，shishuojiangxiaoxiaodelaodedouyaogouma？
“guiying，nishuodetaiguole！”geliutaoyixiangshiqingshengxiyubudonggenrenhonglianderen，beiguiyingneixiehua**dexiongkoufamen，yezhibiedechulaizheimeyijuhua。
jiangsonghaijuzheshou，yezhongshibuganshantaerguang。
xiangguiyingzheizhongsapofahendeniangmen，bitazhangyibeidenanrennengzenmeban？haizhennengdongshoubucheng？
jiangxiaojianzijiwaigongwaipodoubeiqidemanliantonghong，xinligenghen，zhuazhesaozhoufahenditiaoleqilaichaotadetouda。
“worangnimanzuipenfen！worangnibufengzhuoyinghuaiwomingsheng！”
guiyingbaotouzhitiaojiao，yiqianzheijiangxiaozirenweishidushuren，zongduanzheyangzi，xiangshiqinggaodekanbuqitamenzheixieshanlicunminside，xianzaijingrangengexiaopofuyiyang！
bushishuoshaodeyaosilema？darenhaizheimeyoujing！
jiangxiaoyaoya，yibianjiaozhe：“waipo，qutikaishuiguolai，woyaoposizheigehuaiwomingshengdechounvren！”
什么？
泼开水？
kantazheiyangzi，haizhendeshiganchongtapokaishuide！
guiyingshizhendebeihedaole，tijiaojiuwangmenwaipao。
“nidengzhe！woqurangwojiadaqianglai！bupeiwodequeliangwogennimenmeiwan！”
zheihuatajiaoqilai，zenmedouyoujifenselineiren。
tagangpaochumenjian，jiangxiaohenhendibasaozhouchaotazaleguoqu，cazhetadeshenzizazaidishang，rangguiyingjingjiaoyisheng，paodebishenmedoukuai。
songxiyuncongtoudaoweikanlezheiyichang，xinlineigejing，yiqiandejiangxiaonalishizheiyangde？jiangxiaoxuexihao，kandeshuduo，zongrenweiyihouyidinghuikaoshangdaxuezouchuzheigeqiongshancunqu，qudangchengliren，dangwenhuaren，suoyigentamenzheixiecunlirendoushiyifugaoqingmoyang。
pingshijiangsonghairangtabangmangshinongyixiacaoyaotadoubuleyide，danshiyoubudebuzuo。
songxiyuncengjingkandaotadezhijiayinweinonglecaoyaoerzhanranlexieyaozhi，yishixibuganjing，haizuozaiyuanzilineikeshuxiamomochuilehaojiulei。
zaijiashangtatianshengpifubai，buxiangcunliqitahaiziqitanvren，yigegeshaideheicu，youzhangdehao，dayanjingshuiwangwangde，xiaozuierhongdudude，shuohuaxishengxiqi，rangjiangsonghaihegeliutaochongdexiangjiaoxiaojie。
yaotashuo，cunlidehaizi，nagegenjiangxiaozheimejiaoguile？
weijiweizhukanchaizhongcaitiaoshuizhufanshoushiwuzixiyifu，cunlixiangtazheimedadenvhaizi，sheimeiganzheixiele？
suoyishuo，jiangxiaopingshimingmingjiugengejiaodididechenglijiaoxiaojieyiyang。
keshiganggangjiangxiaojianzhixiangbianlegeren！
bujinduiguiyingdongleshou，nasaozhoudaren，jingranhaishuoyaotikaishuiposineigechounvren，haishuolemanzuipenfen？zheizhongmajiedehua，yiqiandejiangxiaonalihuishuo？