第2章 教训熊孩子(2086字)

lichongankanshangqubichuanyanzhongdehaiyaobuhaozhaore,tasuiranzhanglezhanggangyijunlangdelian,danshencaijianshuo,kongwuyouli,yidaozhangzhangdedaobacongyanweimanyanzhiejiao,zhangyawuzhuadeyangzikanshangquzhengningkebu,xiangjiledianshijulineixiesharenbuzhayandeheibanglaoda,guangshichenmodizhanzaineili,jiujichenkedailailebukehushideweiya。

yixiangdaozijiweilaijiuyaohezheigenanrengongduyusheng,chenkeyukuwulei,xindoulianglebanjie。

jianchenketoulaishixian,lichonganchezhezuijiaofuyandixiaoleyixia,dianlediantousuanshiwenhao,danneiyangeyiyishanglaishuogenbenbusuanshixiao,gengxiangshizaiweixie。chenketoupifama,gengshibeihedehundoumeile。

taikepale,shizaishitaikepale,chenkegenbenbugangenrenduishi,ganjinshouhuishixian。

qingkuangbitayuxiangdehaiyaoyanjun,chenkezhidezanqieenxialetaopaodeniantou。

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erzaochengguiyiqifendebingbushibieren,zhengshiyiyangxiuheweishoudechenjiaren。

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yangxiuhedengrenjiubuhuizheimerenweile。yangxiuheshigezisizilideren,tanxiaobianyitanguanle,nalihuitibierenkaolv,bujinjiangbanzhuozidecaidouhuohuodichabuduole,haijiangzhengpanqingjiaochaorousidouduandaolexiaoerzichenxiaohudemianqian,yibianbocaiyibianjiaxingxingdikeqidao:“qinjiamudeshouyizhendehao,guaibudewojiaxiaohuxihuanchi。ai,qinjianimenbuchilema,buchidehuawojiudoujixiaohuchile,xiaohaizhengzaizhangshenti,deduobubu!”

yangxiuhexiangshikanbudongrendelianse,yikouyigeqinjia,butingdiwangzijiwanlijiacaijiarou。

bieshuoshilichonganle,chenkekanledoujuedeshengqi。

tongchihebuchoudechenxiaohubutong,zuozaipangbiandelixiaonijiuxiandeyouxiekelianbaba。

tahechenxiaohutongsui,gangdaolekeyishangxuedenianji,yinweirenbugougaojiabudaocai,youbeifumuyiwangle,zhinengyanbabadichouzhechenxiaohuwanlidejirouliukoushui,yishuangyuanliuliudedayanjingxiemanlekewang。

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xiaoguniangxianranshibeijingdaole,yebuchi,zhabazheyan,shouchongruojingdidingzhewanlidedajituikan。

chenkechaotawenxuyixiao,shuodao:“chiba,lianglekejiubuhaochile。”

bieshuolixiaonibeijingdaole,jiulianlijiafumuhelichonganyeyouxiechijing。

lichonganshensefuzadikanlechenkeyiyan,sihushibujie。yuanyiweichenkezhishikongzhanglezhangjingzhixiuqidelian,neilihaishihuihetademuqinyiyangpolamanheng,quebuxiangdaoshigeguaishundexingge。tazhanglezhangzuixiangyaoshuoxieshenme,danzuihouhaishishenmedoumeishuo,zhuantoukanxiangmeimei,cuicudao:“haibuxiexiesaozi。”

dedaoyunxudelixiaonixiaowanleyanjing,duizhechenketiantiandao:“xiexiesaozi。”

neiju“saozi”chedijiaoluanlechenkedexin,chenkemomingjuedelianre,xiangshishaoqilaileside,baixidepifushunjianbeifeihongyipian,aimeidehongyunshenzhipashangletaxiaoqiaolinglongdeerduojianer。

chenkezhijuedexiongtanglixiaoluluanzhuang,ganmanghuangluandibaishou,cuiculixiaonikuaichi。

lichonganshunshoujialegejituifangdaolechenkewanli,shuo:“niyeshi,biezongchicai,chirou。”

shuozhe,lichonganyouwangchenkedewanlitiaojianlebushaohuncaiguolai,sihuzaixintengchenkebuhuizhaoguziji。

chenkedeliangenghongle,xintiaorugu,qienuonuodiyingshengshuohao,xinliquezaiandao,zheirenkanshangquxiongbabade,yuanlaihaitinghuititierendema。

yangxiuhequeshibuleyile,ehenhendiwanlechenkeyiyan,chezhesangzijiukaishiyinyangguaiqiqilai:“siyatoujiuzhidaotanzui!jialimeigeguijujiushibuxing,qinjiamuanijiushipiqitaihao,buyuanguanjiaoxiaobei。nanrencaishijialidetian,zhengtianyaoganliqihuo,dehaohaobuchongyingyangcaishi。nvrenma,buguanshiqujinlaidexifuerhaishijiachuqudenver,doudetingnanrendecaishi,chidebaojiuxing,keqianwanbunengguan,yiguanjiuyaowufawutian!”

hualihuawaideyisijiushixianqichenkehelixiaoni。

yangxiuheqingmieyixiao,sihaobuyanshizijixiaorendezhidezuilian。

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haishitadexiaohuhao,suirannianjihaixiao,danzongguishigedaibade,nengjilaochenjiachuanzongjiedai!

chenxiaohuyitingmuqinzheimeshuole,yezhangyawuzhuadiduizhelixiaonimadao:“siyatoubuxuchiwojitui!”

chenxiaohuzaijiawufawutianguanle,suiranzhiyoubasui,zaojiubeiyangxiuheguanchuleyishendezisizilidechoumaobing。taxiayishidijiangcanzhuoshangdehaodongxidoujuweijiyou,jianlichonganbahaodongxidoutiaozoule,zhengzhangliandoubielexiaqu。kelichonganzhangdeyouzhuangyouxiong,tadabuguo,zhinengbahuoquandousazaipangcezaikenjituidelixiaonishenshang。

chenxiaohuyibazhangshanguolaideshihou,lixiaonihaizaikenjitui。

padeyisheng,lixiaonizuolianaileyizhang,suijibianzhongxinbuwen,zhilenglengdizailexiaqu。

jinjiezhe,chenxiaonizhongzhongdizadaozaidi,ejiaoshunjiankechulehaodayigexuekulong,tengdetawawazhiku。

zainvhaiqilidekushengzhong,chenxiaohulizhiqizhuangdipaohuileyangxiuheshenbian。

lichongandelianseshunjianyinchenxiaqu,shoubeiqingjinbaoqi,henladeyanshensisididingzhemuzierren。

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