第5章 自己的媳妇儿才是最棒的(2162字)

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chenkehuyidikantayiyan,zuizhonghaishitanlekouqi,shuo:“lichongan,wozhaolichongan,nirenshitama?”

“qiaolebu!”nanrenyanjingyiliang,huankuaidao,“wojiaozhangquanzhu,hanwozhuzijiuhao,heligetongzu。meizinishiligeshenmeren,wohanligeguolai。”

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lichonganzheicaizhidaozhangquanzhukouzhongdemeimeishihexurenye。

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lichonganxintouyidong,renbuzhujiakuaijiaobuyingleguoqu。

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buzhizenmede,yixiangdaozhangquanzhuneixingfendeyangzi,lichonganjiuyouxielaiqi,henbudejiangrendashangyidun。

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zhangdepiaoliangyouhuizuocai,haihaotadangchumeiyoujujue。lichonganqingxingzhiji,mingmingxiaodezuijiaodouyaoliedaoerhougenqule,quehaishibengzhezhanglian,qiangzhuangzhendingdao:“wobutiaoshide。”

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lichongandelianshunjianjiuheiruguodi,yinchendekepa。

tatuikaileyilianchunxindangyangdezhangquanzhu,dashoudazaiduifangdejianbangshang,meihaoqidishuo:“bushinimeimei。”

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lichongankanshazisidekanzheduifang,yibenzhengjingdijixudao:“zhuzi,nigaijiaosaozi。”

“sao,saozi?”zhangquanzhunanyizhixin,dangchangshihua,zhenjingdidailengzaiyuandi。

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