第5章
shangbeizi，bamadezhitabeigujiarenmaile，zaguomaitieyeyaobatazhaohuilai，dageergexundaolaoguanfujialiqiangren，quebeiquancunrenweigong，dagebeidachengzhongshang，ergegunxiashannaodaikepogedong，meidengjiushangjiuduanqi，bamajieliansangzisangnv，shoubuledaji，tamadangchangfengle，tabayibeizizaitongkulizhengzha。
“bama，erge，guchaowengaopoxie，pianwozaigujiadangniuzuoma，wobutongyi，woyaogentatuihun！”suqingheyemeimanzhezijidasuan，“wohaigentayaolesanqiankuaibuchangkuan，xiangzuodianxiaoshengyi。
haixiangrangergebangwoquxuexiaowenwen，jinniannengbunengfudu，woxiangkaodaxue。”
shangbeizitadechengjizaibanlishuyishuer，kelinjingaokao，xiangbeirenchouganlejingqishen，zuozhedounengshuizhe，zheizhongzhengzhuangchixudaogaokao。
taweilekaohao，jiukaochangdatuiqiachuxuedoumeikangzhu，houbanchangshuiguoqu。
tawangbudiaojialirenduitaxiwangyoushiwang，shihouhaidexiaoxinanwei，shengpachupengtacuiruodexinxiandeyangzi。
haiyouburuzijidetongxue，kaoshangxinyidaxuehoudechaofeng。
shangbeizitazize，kuijiu，shangxin，tongku，neiduanshijiantaxiangtaobijiaren，suoyiguchaowenduitadegulifuwei，tajuedemizuzhengui，gengduineinanrensixintadi。
zaitahongpiandingqinhou，haobuyouyubanjingujia。
zhonghuoyishi，dangniangaokaodexuduoxijiemohubuqing，weiduyoujianshijidaoxianzai。
dangnianlinjingaokao，xuexiyalida，tajingchangwangjiheshui，ertatongzhuomeiciyinqiededahaoshuidiguolai。
zheilitouhuibuhuiyouguanxi？
“peng！”suzhengbeiyibazhangzhongzhongpaizhuozishang，“guchaowendaibiedenvrenhuicun，haiyaohongpianni，tazheishixiangganma！zuoxiangqirenzhifuma！xiangdemei！ergequshanghecunjinichuqi。”
打不死那只癞蛤蟆。
dangnianyaobushikantachengxin，meimeiyouzhenxinxihuan，jiuguchaowenneigejiashi，zenmepeideshangtameimei。
“laoer，zuoxia！”laohansumancangbarenhanzhu，luchuyinchendelian，“qinshikendingdetui，ketuiqinyedeyougeshuofa，bunengmangzhuang。”
susumancangtaiqiyouheidelian，kanxiangsuqinghe，“niquedingtuiqin，buhouhui？”
“ba！buhouhui！”houhuiqingxingdetaizaole，dashangquanjia。
“hao，nibuhouhuijiuhaoban！liyongwanwoguinvjiureng，meizheimehaodeshi。”
suqinghejingcongtabadelianshangjingkanchuleshafahenla。
zheihaishitalehehexiaomimideqinbama？
“tuiqin，qinghedemingshengbuhaoting，kezanmenqingheyebushihuozaibierenzuili，buguo，yaoshinanfangyoucuozaixian，pangrenduohuitongqing，erbuhuizhizeqinghe，zheishiyaobanjiudejinkuai。”
“ba，nishuozenmeban？wotingzhe！”suzhengbeijiutingjidong。
sumancangpietayiyan，zheichouxiaoziyidiandoubusuitawenzhong。
“yihuierwoquzhaocunzhang，laoer，niyihuierzhaojigeren，bazanmenzheixienianjigujiasongdedongxi，yijiguchaowendainvrenhuicundeshizaishanghecunxuanyangchuqu，qitadeshibieti，dengwogennicunzhangshushangmen！”
“tuiqin，zanmenjiudazhangqiguditui，guinvshouweiqu，dienianggegemenjinitaoshuofa，zangzheyezhefandaorangrenshuodegengnanting。”
“xiexieba，erge！younimenzaizhenhao！”suqingheyijingkudeqibuchengsheng，mingmingtayoubamagegekaoshan，tashangbeizizenmejiuzuanniujiaojian，luodebeimaidexiachang。
suzhengbeirouroutadenaodai，hualimanmananwei，“sheihaimeikanzouyandeshihou，nijiudangguchaowenshigepi，fangguojiumeile，zanmenyihoucaliangyanjing，zhaotashigebageyingjunshuaiqixiaohuozi，qisiguchaowenneiwangbadan。”
lihonglanfanshouchaotahounaoshaodayibazhang，“douduodarenlehaimeizhengxing，younizheimejiaomeimeidema，ninengnai，nidaoshijilaonianglingshigebagexifuerhuilai，ershiduosuiderenle，jingxiangzhewaili，zaihushuo，kanlaoniangbunaxiebazichouni。”
“heihei，ma，woyaozhenlingshigebageerxifu，ningaikuerzile！”
“a......mamama，ninkuaisongshou，diaole，zainingjiudiaole！wokeshininqinerzi，ninxiashouqingdiana！”suzhengbeijiuxiangdouqinghekaixin，naerzhidaobeitamazhuazhubabing。
yejiutazahudixiang，meiduoteng。
suqinghenaergudekua，mangjiejiukeliandeerge，“ma，ergejiushuozhewanerde，bushiguyiqinin，woergezheimehao，jianglaikendingjinitiaogeyouhaoyouxiaoshundeerxifuhuilai！”
lihonglandengtayiyan，“bieyiweizheicitaoguojiumeishile，niandizhiqianbixujiwolingerxifuhuijia，tingjianlema？”
苏正北还能怎么办？
拖着呗！
sumancangchiwanfanjiuchumen，suzhengbeiyeganjinquwanchengtabajiaodaiderenwu，ng，haidezhaojihuijiguchaowentaomadai，daneixiaoziyidunchuqi。
ersuqingheni，yijingqishangergedezixingchequzhenshangzhuanyouqule。
jiranyaozuoshengyi，zirandetiqianlejiezhenshangdeqingkuang，zongbunengshadoubuzhidao，mengtoumangan。
tashenshangyoumenglanjidewubaikuaiqian，zheinianyue，wubaikuaiqiandashengyizuobule，xiaobenshengyihaishinengjingyingqilai。
ertashangbeizibeihongpianzaigujia，chulexiyishoushijiali，jiushengzuofandeshouyinengnachushou，youqitayishouluzhu，zuodeneijiaoyigedidao。
gezhongroudaotashouli，luchulaihoumancunpiaoxiang。
tayishoupeichulaideluzhuliao，lutangnengjiazazheyigurouxiang，yongtangzuolumian，ludan，lucai，biejuweidao。
buguoyikouchibuchengpangzi，taxianzuoyizhongluweierlaishishui，yaoshimaidehaozaimanmantianjiaqitapinzhong。
gujiarenshangbeiziduitabaibantiaoti，weiduzaichishangmian，tamenshuobuchugebuzi。
yongfengxianliyousandachang，nongjichang，bolichang，haiyougezhongxingroulianchang。
xiangjingyingluzhu，jiudecongroulianchangnongbianyidixiashui。
roulianchangdepingjiaroubuhaonong，chengbenyegao，nongzheigeluroubuyidingyoushichang。
kexiashuibutong，roulianchangmeitiantuzaineimeduozhuyang，zhuxiashui，yangza，yinggainengmaidao。
xiashuiyeshihunxing，zuochulaibubiroucha。
zhiyugoumaiderenqun，tayezaidianliang。
jigedachangmenkoukongpabuxing，dachanglitoudouyoushitang，yaoshiouermaidiansuanshidadayaji，xiangfazhanzhangqiguke，butaikeneng。
yiyuan，guoyingfandian，zheixiemenkouyebuxing，zhuyaoshiyiyuanlizhudedoushibingren，doudeqingdanweizhu，tayigeluzhupaoqu，bierenhaiyiweishenjingbing，guoyingfandiangengmeixiwangle。
zainaoziliguoleyiquan，suqinghezongsuansuodinglelianggedifang。