第1章 匪夷所思的事情

shangwushifen,shuqizhengsheng,yanyandetaiyanggaoxuanzaikongzhong,sanfazheyiboyouyibodegungunrelang。

wangchang,zheishihoutaoyuancundecunmindouzaiwushuixieshang,erjintianqueshilisancengwaisancengdeweiduzaiyujiamenkou,shenzhanglebozikanrenao。

“她真的跳河了?”

“tiaole!dafuzaihepanbianshangqiangjiulebantian,shuoshihuanguolaile。buguo,daoxianzaidoumeixingni!”

“zheiyatouyeshimingku,neixingzixiangshiruanshiziyibanrenrenrounie,haoburongyiyingqiyihui,jieguo,zijitiaolehele!”

“zheiwuguifenyeshibuzuoren,nayouzheimebizijideqinguinvde!zheibushibatawanghuokenglituima?”

qizuibashedeyilunshengyuelaiyuexiangliang,gezheliangtiaojiedounenggoutingdeqingqingchuchude,hekuangshiyujiadeyuanzilile。

“sanle,dousanle!kanshenmekan?youshenmehaokande!”wuguifenqihenghengdezoudaomenkouhouleliangsangzi,guangdangyisheng,bamenguanshangle,jiangshengyingejuezailemenwai。

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chuangshang,yuwanshuidehunhunchenchende,erbiandecaozadeshengyinbuduan,yizhiyourenzaishuohua,haochaohaonaotenga,taxiangyaozhengkaiyanjingkanyikan,quefajueyanpishangxiangshiyaleshenmedongxiyibanzhengbukai。

henkuai,waitouxuannaodeshengyinsanqu,zhitingjianpengdeyishengjuxiang,wumenbeirenchuaikaile,yidaojianruikebodenvshengzuanjinletadeermo。

“yuwan,nigesiyatou,woxinxinkukuyangleniershiduonian,niyigebugaoxingjiuquxunsitiaohequ!nizhangnengnaileni!rangnijiajizhoutangkanweiqudeni,niyiweinishishei?haixiangyaogenqinziyangsiben,wokannijiushilaihamaxiangchitianerou,jiunizheiyangde,qinjiarennengkanshangni?wopei!”

tiaohe?zhoutang?qinziyang?

什么乱七八糟的!

tazheidaodishizuolegeshenmemenga!danshi,zheijigemingziweishenmemomingderucishuxi?

yuwannaozihunchenchendexiangbumingbai,taxiangyaozhengkaiyanjingkankan,jihuyongjinlequanshendeliqiyijiuyushiwubu。xiayimiao,erduoshangchuanlaileyizhenzuanxindetengtong,xiangshiyaobeirenjiudiaoleyiban。

tadeshentishuranyizhen,yanpiliaokaile,shiyeshunjianyoumohubiandeqingxiqilai。

shouxianrumuzhanzaitachuangtoudelianggenvren,yigesishiduosui,shenshangchuanzhelaojiudesuihuaguazi,jianlianxuesai,yifukeboxiang。

zhongnianfunvpangbiandeshigenianqingdenvhaizi,heiheishoushoude,moyangyiban,chuanzhedabanyeshitudediaozha。cike,tayezhengdingzheta,kantadeyanshenfangfoxiangshikanchourenyiban。

lianggerendebeihoushibanbodeqiangbi,shihuidouboluole,luchulaojiudenipizuodeqiangbi,jizhangpojiudehuabaohuluandetiezaiqiangshang,shangmianderiqiyinzheyijiubawu!wengwengdecangyingmanwuziluanfei,kongqizhongmimanzheyigufujiudechennianweidao,rangrenjiyuzuoou!

余晚心神剧震!

这是什么情况?

tamingmingjidezijizaijialishuidehaohao,zenmeyizhengyan,jiudaolezheili?

turanjian,tanaoziyizhendianguangshanguo,yigefeiyisuosideniantoumaolechulai——nanbuchengshichuanyuele?

等等——

bushichuanyue,ershichuanshule!

shuiqian,tazaishoujishangzhuileyibenniandaiwen,nvzhuxingzirouruowonangrenrenqifu,jipinqinmabatadangchoumahegongjumaidaolezhananjiali,tashoujinleweiquhenvedai,juranhainengyizhirenzhebufankang。zuizhong,yinweizhongbingwufayizhi,sizailerenshengzuihaodenianhua。zheizhongjuqing,takandezheshishengqi,gengrangtashengqideshi,nvzhujingranhetatongmingtongxing,tayijidongjiuzaipinglunquliuyantucaolejiju……

meixiangdao,yijuexinglaizhihou,tajingranlaidaoleshuzhongdeshijie,bingqiechenglezheibenshuzhongdebeicannvzhu——zhoutangdeqiziyuwan。

天!

zheishigeshizudezhanan!huoshengshengdezhemoleyuwanyibeizidezhanan!

yuwanqiangyaxiaxintoudezheifenzhenjing,xunsuhuiyishuzhongdegushiqingjie,haobayanqiandezhuangkuanggaoqingchucainengyingfu。

shuliyikaishijiuxiedeshinvzhudegegeyupingtianshengbojiao,yinbierenxianqi,yizhixiangqindaoleershiwusuidedalingrengweinengchenghun!

haoburongyixianglegeduixiangjiaogucuicui,yuanyijiata,dantiaojianshiyaoerbaiyuandecaili。

bawuniandenongcun,erbaiyuanshigetianjiadeshuzi,yibanjiatingnalinadechulai?

shi,yufuyumuweilejijialidedumiaoyupingquqinchuanzongjiedai,yingyaoyuwanjiajilecunlisanshiduosuideerhunnanrenzhoutang,huanquleerbaiyuandecaili。

yuwanyouxinshangren——qingmeizhumadeqinziyang,tabukenjia,weilejueletadenianxiang,meimeiyushanzaicunlidasisanbuyaoyan,cheng:yuwangenzhoutanglianggerenyijingyouran。

qinziyangyinciyutachedifenshou,lingxuntaren,wannianjuhuizhixiayuanzhuyuwantiaolehe,zheishitazheiyibeiziweiyideyiciweimingyunzuodekangzheng。

zhihou,tabeijiuleshanglai,poyujiatingdeyalijiajilezhoutang。

tashengmingzhongzuiheianderizidaolaile,zhoutangxingqingbaoli,zhanyouyuqiang,zhemoyuwan,zhangqidedamarangtashiquleshengyugongneng,shenzhijicidoubeidadeyanyanyixi,xianxiesangming。

shuishenhuoredeshenghuorangtajuewang,wushucixiangniangjiarenfachuleqiujiudexinhao。er,niangjiarenshierbujian,genbenbuguan。

tahuianshengmingweiyideyidaoguangmangshiyigejiaozuoluyedexiaohunhunerdaijitade,tachengzhi、buji、wuweishisudeshufu,jicijiuleta,shenzhixiangyaodaitalikaineigelingrenzhixidehuanjing。

kexingzinuoruodeyuwanquemeiyoumaichuqudeyongqi。

zhengshizheifennuoruo,rangtajianjiedehaileluye,haitadashanglequanbudeqingchun。

yanxiadeqingxing,yinggaijiushiyuanzhuzuochuderenshengzhongdediyiciyeshiweiyideyicifankang——tiaohe!

ruguotameijicuo,shulixiedeneirongjiexialaijiushiyuanzhudemuqinwuguifenyongkebodeyanyucuicantayuanbenjiuboruodeyizhi,yongoudadeshouduanlaizhenshetadanxiaodexinling,poshitazhongyudiantoujuedingjiajizhoutangle。

jirantachuanshujinlaile,chengweizheibengushidenvzhujiao,tajiujueduibunengrangzheiyiqiefashengle,bixuyaodingtianlididehuozhe,bunengrenrenqifucuomo!bixuyaoxiaodaozuihou!

suoyi,zhoutangjueduibunengjia!

她也绝对不会嫁!

bunengzuoneigebeirenzhemosideyuwan!

wuguifenjianyuwanyijingxingle,queyijiubukenkaikoushuohua,xinlitoudehuotengtengzhiwangshangcuan,shouzhitouhenhendechuoxiangtadenaomenzi:“shuohuaa!niyabale?”

yuwanhaizaichenjinzaiyuanzhudejiyizhong,bufangbeibeichuolegezhengzhe,tameitouyizhou,jujuedehuatuokouerchu:“nirangwoshuoshenme?jiajizhoutang?bukeneng!”