第1章

“laopozi,wanqingyuanyinaliangbaiwushiwanchulaihejie,nikebiebushihaodai,ganjinqianxialiangjieshu,baguansichele!”

toufahuabaidezhoulaotounazheyifenhejieshu,bunaifandiduitangzaibingchuangshangdazheshigaohunshenxuruodeyushuqinshuodao。

zhouweijigeernvheerxiyedoujidongdikanzheta,yigegemanmianhongguangdehenbudedaitaqianxiahejieshu。

yushuqinshouzhitoudongledong,neixinfennuyoubeiliang。

tahezhoulaotouxiangxieyisheng,lindaolaolecaizhidaotajingzhongleyibeizidezhoulaotouzaojiuhegebiguafugoudashangle。

neitiantaqumaicaidetuzhong,kandaozhoulaotouhegebiguafuliwanqingshouwanshouqinqinmimidecongjindianchulaishi,qidechongshangquzhiwen,quebuliaoliwanqingfanyingbitahaida,bujinmatabazhanlezhoulaotouzheimeduonian,haizaiyinuzhixiahenhentuiletayiba。

yijingqishiduosuideyushuqinnalijindeqizheihenhenyitui,tayi**diezuozaidishang,weizhuiguzhijiebeishuaiguzhele。

kanzhetatangzaidishangtongkuaihao,zhoulaotouqueshilengmodezeguaitabuyinggaizaidatingguangzhongzhixiarangtachuchou,bandianmeiyouyaosongtaquyiyuandeyisi。

haishiyigekanrenaodekankekanbushunyan,zheicaidale120jiangtasongwangyiyuan。

kanzhexiangxiekuailiushiniandelaobanhefeijinxinxuefuyangchengcaideernvmenluchubiguonianhaiyaokaixindebiaoqing,yushuqinzuiliyikoulaoxue,qidehunshenfadou。

kanzheiyangzi,ernvmenyeyizhiqingchuliwanqinghezhoulaotoudeguanxi,kezheimeduonianle,jingranmeiyigerengaosuta,tamenjiuzheiyangkantaxianggexiaohuayiyangbeimengzaiguli!

yushuqinjihushiyaoyaqiechi,“wobutongyi……”

tawangbule,liwanqingzaizijimianqianxiaozhangbahudemoyang,tayongneiyangwurudecihuizhoumaziji,buzhengmantouzhengkouqi,yushuqinshuoshenmedoubuhuidayinghejie。

kehuahaimeiyoushuowan,xiaoerzizhoubaobinjiubunaifandaduanta,“nibutongyishenmebutongyi?neikeshiliangbaiwushiwan,womenkemeiyouhenishangliangdeyisi,qianzi!”

tashangqianliangbu,congzhoulaotoushouliduoguoliangjieshu,paizaiyushuqinchuangbian。

“shia,ma,yebushizuoerzidebutiliangnishouweiqu,keneishiqiana!zheimeduoniannidoushikaobahewomenyangzhe,xianzaipengleciyesuanshinengweijializuochudiangongxianle,zhenghaohaohaokuaijiehunle,nvfangneibianyaoqiumaifang,zheijiudangnizheigezuonainaidejitamaihunfangle,yihouhaohaoyidinghuixiaojingninlaorenjiade。”daerzizhoubaoguoyifudoushiweiletahaodejiashi。

yipangdehaohaoganjindiantou,yishuangyanjingliangjingjingde,“meicuonainai,woyihouyidinghuixiaojingninde。”

daerxizhanglitinglezheijuchengnuo,zuibazhanglezhang,daodishiyijuhuameishuo。

tamenzheimegancuidemaileziji,shenzhidoumeixiangguoyaotitachutou,yushuqinjuedewubiweiqu。

tahaimeiyoushuohua,lianggeerziyijingzaibingfanglichaoleqilai。

“laoda,nishenmeyisi?ganqingzheiqiannihaixiangdutunle,dangchujialidechaiqiankuannijiunazouledatou,xianzainiyoukaishidazheibiqiandezhuyile,nizenmezheimedadelian!”zhoubaobinbuganle。

“woshijialidelaoda,zheibiqianbenlaijiugaiwonadatou。”zhoubaoguolizhiqizhuang。

yanjianjirenyaochaoqilai,danverzhouyuzhenkouzhezijizuotiangangzuodemeijia,buyuedaduanjiren,“biechaole,yitiandaowanchaochaodefanbufan?haiyouma,yebuzhidaonijuegeshenmejing,woyaoshiniwojiulikeqianzinaqian,dangnianwozhaogongzuonikemeidashangyibashou,yaobushiwanqingayi,woyedangbushangkezhang,tadangchubanglewozheimedademang,nizheigedangmadekebunengdangzisidebaiyanlang,ganjinqianziba。”

douzhidaozhouyuzhenzicongdanglekezhanghouyushuqinjiuhentingtadehua,zheihuiwuzilishiduoshuangyanjingzaiciluozaileyushuqinshenshang。

于淑琴气得想打人。

zheishitahenbudejianghunshendegutoudouzhachuerliangyoulaigongchudejigeernv,zheihuiweileyigeqifuxiurutaderen,jingranshuotashizisidebaiyanlang?!

“ma,nijiudangxingxinghaoba,zheijinianzanmenrizidoubuhaoguo,neibiqianwomenzhendehenxuyao,kuangqie,nidouzheimedasuishule,shoudianweiquyebusuanshenme,yaoshidezuilewanqingayi,yihouwomenrizikezenmeguo。”jianyushuqinyifudashoudajideyangzi,daerzizhoubaoguozhouzhemeitouhaoyanquan。

yushuqinhunshenqixueshangyong,tayaoyaqiechi,jubuqianzi,“chusheng!chusheng!”

“hetafeishenmehua,zhijienayinniguolaijitaangeshouyin,jiushuotabuhuixiezi。”xiaoerzizhoubaobinshiqunaixin,zouguolaizhijiezhuaqiyushuqindeshouyazaiyinnishang。

yushuqinyigekuairutudelaopozi,napapinsidikang,yezhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhoubaobinjiangtadeshouyinwangliangjieshushangchuo。

jiuzaizheishi,menturanbeizhuangkai,fengchenpupudeernverzhouyufengbozhejiaozouguolai,dakaizhoubaobindeshou,“baobinniganshenme!meijianmabuyuanyima?”

“ermeinibuzhidaojiuzhanyibianqu。”danverzhouyuzhenzhouzhemeitoubazhouyufengchekai,yanjianmadouyaoanshouyinle,ermeizheishixiachanheshani。

“mabeiwairenqifuchengzheiyang,xianzaizanmenzuozinvdenandaohaiyaoqifuta?”zhouyufengqidehongleyan。

tinglezhouyufengdehua,yushuqinbengleyigexingqideyanleizhongyurenbuzhu,wuwudiweiquchusheng。

congchushidaoxianzai,jigezinvyanzhongzhiyouliyihesuanji,yagenjiumeiyigerenguanxinguotadesihuo。

xiangtashenglesannverzi,daozuihou,zhiyoutadefenger,zheigetazuikuidaihushideernver,zaitazuixuyaorendeshihou,bozhejiaozhanchulaibangtachutou。

kandaotaku,zhouyufengyerenbuzhule,tafeikuaituikaizhouyuzhen,shanglaijiubaneifenliangjieshusile,“zanmenbuhejie!tamenganzheimeduima,womenjiuyinggaibatamengaodaodi,rangtamenzuolao——”

huahaimeishuowan,yizhiyazhepiqidezhoulaotouturanzhanqilai,henhendishuailetayibazhang,“zhouyufeng,zheilihaimeinishuohuadefen,jiwogunchuqu!”

shuozhe,tayinhendidengleyushuqinyiyan,shiyizhoubaoguoqunabeiyongdehejieshu,“biejiwaile,ranglaopoziqianzi。”

delelaotouzidefenfu,zhoubaoguomeiyourenhexinlifudandequnalebeiyonghejieshu,zhijielazheyushuqindeshouenxiashouyin。

yushuqinwuwukuzhe,takanzhewuzilizheixiezijifangzaixinshangtengleyibeizideernvmen,juedetamenlianshangchongmanxiyuedexiaorongshineimeciyan。

haiyouzhoulaotou,tazirenzheibeizimeiyouzuoguobandianduibuqitadeshiqing,dangniantashuailetui,taanqianmahoudesihouta,tabuqiutamenyezheimejinxinjinlidefushita,keweishenmetayaozaitazuicuiruodeshihouzheiyangduiziji?

“wuwuwu……”zhouyufengwuzhebeishanzhongdelian,wulidekuzhe。

yushuqinxinlixiangshiyoudaozaigerouyiyang,taqiangrenzheleishuiqulazhouyufengdeshou,“fenger,bieku,bieku,nimenzheiqunchusheng,nimenzheiqunbaiyanlang,zhouergen,nihaohendexin,laoniangwodaodinaliduibuqini,niyaozheimezuojianwo!zhouergen,nibudehaosi,nibudehaosia!fenger……”

huayinweiluo,yushuqinhuranjuedexintiaojiakuai,yikoulaoxuepenlechulai,zhenggerenchedixianruleheianzhong。

“ma!”shizhouyufengqicandejiaosheng。

bansuizheyizhenyiqididididejingbaoqi,jinjiezheshizhoubaoguotamenxinxudejiaotan,“niqukankanmazale?”

“yijingmeiyouxintiaohemaibole,haoxiangshisile。”

“sileyehao,silewomenjiubuyonggulvneimeduole,yesuanshimazuolejianhaoshi,hewanqingayishuoyishengba,tanianjiyedale,bierangtayitiangenzhedanjingshoupade……”