第1章 穿成受气包

“shenwanqing,nizenmehaoyisihaishuizhe?!”

haizaishuimengzhongdeshenwanqingmengranbeilaleqilai,zhongzhongdicongchuangshangshuaidaozaidishang。

tazhengkaimimengdeyanjing,kandaoyanqiandenanren,shunjiankeshuiquanwu,neinanrendeyanshenlibaohanshayi。

他是谁?

这又是哪?

“qiaozhenyeshixiangyingshangtouhaozhao,yaodaowaitouquxuexi,zheicaibajigehaizifangzaizanmenjia,ninaoshenmenao,nandaojiubunengxinxiongkuanguangyidianma?”

neinanrenmouzilidenuhuohaoxiangsuishiyaobashenwanqingdianran。

“xiaonibeinituidaozaidi,toudoukepole,nihaibugankuaishoushishoushigenwoquyiyuanzhaoguta。”

巧珍?小妮?

shenwanqingtongkongzhouranyisuo,zheimingzishizaishiershu,zheibushizhiqiantakanguoyibenniandaiwenliderenwuma?

zijichuanchenglezheikeliandepaohui?

yaozhidao,yuanshunvpeishenwanqingnianqingdeshihouduizhangzhinongqinggenshenzhongfeijinzhouzhe,sichanlanda,zhongyugentalinglejiehunzheng。

tazaizhangjiazuoniuzuoma,yibeizilaokugonggao,zuizhongyebuguoshireliantielerenjialengpigu。

zhidaobeihaisizhiqian,tacaizhidaozijiwusifengxianleyibeizidezhangfu,qishiyizhixinyousuoshu。

neinanrengentadeyangmeibeidiliantongkuanqu,tayizhibeimengzaiguli,weilezheigejiajieyisuoshi。

shenzhitapinjinquanli,feijinxinkuyangdadehaizi,doushizhangzhinonggenneigenvrendezhong。

caizhetadeshigu,neiyijiazibaiyanlangkuailedishenghuozaiyikuai。

xiangdaoyuanzhudeqingjie,shenwanqingfennudiwojinlequantou,nuhuozhongshao。

yuanzhushizaishiyouchunyoubenyoukelian,zheiyijialaolaoxiaoxiaokemeiyigehaodongxi。

neigezhananjiushizhangzheyuanzhudeaicaikeyihaowuxiaxiandijiantayuanzhudezunyan。

zijishichuandaozhangzhinongdeyangmeibasangehaizisongdaojialideshihou。

“shenwanqing,ruguonijintianbuyuanyigenwoquyiyuanzhaoguxiaoni,neizanmenjiubieguole。”

kandaoshenwanqingchenmozhebushuohua,zhangzhinongnuhuobaoran,haiehenhendidengzheshenwanqing。

tazhidaozheigenvrenzuipalihun,zhiyaozhuazhuletaderuanlei,bupatabuyuanyijiufan。

“我不会离婚。”

shenwanqinghaobuyouyudebiaominglichang,jinjiezhecongdishangzhanleqilai。

yuanzhuyibeiziguodeqicanwubi,tazenmekenengzheimeqingyidifangguozhananzhanv?

tayaozheiyijiazixuezhaixuehai。

tazheigerenxianglaixihuanguanxianshi,youchoubibao。

bijingyuanlaideshenghuopingdanwuwei,shibushidijizijizhaoyixielezi,shoushidianrenzhayekeyirangshenghuoduoziduocai。

“buxianglihunhaibugenwoquyiyuan。”

zhangzhinongzoushangqianyibu,yonglidichezhushenwanqingdeshouwan。

“wogennishuo,niyuanyiyehao,buyuanyiyeba,neisangehaizizheiduanshijianjiuyaozhuzaizanmenjia,nikeyaohaochihaohedejiwozhaokanzhe。”

shenwanqingkanlekanzijibeizhuadefanhongdeshouwan,tahaobuyouyuditaiqiyijiaozhitizaineinanrenxiongkou。

zheiyixiayouhenyouzhong,zhangzhinongcubujifangputongyishengdiedaozaidi。

zhangzhinongzhenggerenlengzaiyuandi,bukezhixinditaitoukanxiangshenwanqing。

“shenwanqing,nishibushifengle?”

“nizenmegangenwodongshou?zheirizibieguole。”

taqideetoushangqingjinbaoqi。

genshenwanqingjiehunyijingyousannian,tayizhifudizuoxiao,bazijidangchengshitian。

jintiantajingranganhaobuyouyudidongshou,kezhenshidaofantiangang!

shenwanqingshuangshouchayaojugaolinxia,kanzhedaozaidishangdezhanan,tayuqilidaizhelengyi,gengxiandemanbujingxin。

“zheirizidangranyaojixuguo,bijing……”

tadehuaweiweiyidun,jinjiezheyiweishenzhangdidingzhezhangzhinong,“nikeshiwofeijinxinji,haoburongyicaizhuidaoshoudenanren。”

tingdaozheigehua,zhangzhinonglianshangshanguoyisideyi,tajiuzhidaozheinvrenaizijiaidaowukejiuyao,shenzhiyuanyiweitaxianchushengming。

tadeyihaimeiyouyifenzhong,jiutingdaoshenwanqingqinglengdeshengyin,“niyuanyijibierenyanghaizi,genwomeiguanxi,wokebuhuifuze。”

zaitajiyuanzhubaochouzhiqiantabuhuigenzheigezhananlihun。

zhiyuhaizi,yeshisangebaiyanlang,tabubifangzaixinshang。

yaozhidao,yuanzhuweilezhangqiaozhenzheisangehaizishengchijianyong,duitamengengshitaoxintaofei,kezuihouneisangexiaozazhongshisongtaqusidebangxiong。

zhangjiayouchunyouhuai,bushiyijiarenbujinyijiamen。

kandaoshenwanqingtaidujianjue,zhangzhinonganhenyaoya,keyuqibizhiqianhuanhelejifen。

“wanqing,wozhidaoniduiqiaozhenjiadesangehaiziyouyijian,keninengbunengkanzaiwodemianzishangduitamenkeqiyidian,haizimendouburongyi。”

“qiaozhenkeshiwomeimei,shinidexiaoguzi,neixiehaizijiuzaizanmenjiazhugeshitianbanyue,yebuyingxiangnishenme,dengqiaozhenhuilailejiubatamenjiehuiqu。”

shenwanqingxinlilengxiao,xianzaishuodehaoting,ketajideyuanshulitouzhangqiaozhenzaiwaidixuexibawozhujihui,yagenjiumeiyouhuidaozheiqiongxiangpirang。

neisangehaiziduitalaishuojiushileizhui,tazhijiediujiyuanzhu,yuanzhukeshishishizaizaidezhaoguzhe。

taxiaoyingyingdiqingqizhuchunzhituchusangezi,“bukeneng。”

zhangzhinongkandaoshenwanqingruanyingbuchi,liansehenshinankan,tayaoyaqiechidikaikou,“shenwanqingnikebuyaojingjiubuchichifajiu。dangchugenwojiehundeshihounichengnuoguoshenme,nandaonidouwangle?”

shenwanqingzhijieshenxiaochusheng,“wozhuinideshihouziranyaofeijinxinsihuayanqiaoyubanipianshangwodezeichuan,nigaibuhuizheimetianzhen,lianneixieguihuayexiangxinba?”

“啧啧!”

“傻子。”

张志农:“……”

tajinzhouzhemeitou,youxienongbumingbaiweishenmejintiandeshenwanqinggenpingrilipanruoliangren?

youqishitaduizijidetaidu,nandaojiushiyinweizijiganggangsonglexiaoniquyiyuanbatatuidaozaidi?

“zhangzhuren,niwaishengnveryijingxingle,zhengkuzhehanzheyaozhaojiujiu,nizenmehaizaizheigenbuxiangguanderenchepi?”

jiuzaizhangzhinongmanxinyihuodeshihou,waitouxiangqileyizhenjiqiedehuhuan,yigedasangmendenvrenzhijietuimenerlai。

kandaoyanqianren,zhangzhinonglikecongdishangpaqilai,jiaojidipaochudamen。

gangpaodaomenkou,tayoutinglexialai,huitouehenhendidengzheshenwanqingyanshenzhongmanshijinggao,“biexiangtoulan,wohuilaizhiqianbafanzuohao,yaoburanyounihaokan。”

“haizimendouezheni,yihuierhuilaiyaoshimeikourefanchi,bieguaiwobukeqi。”

“shenwanqingzheishiwojinizuihoudejihui,nikebuyaojilianbuyaolian。”

shuowan,tajicongcongdichongchudamen。

shenwanqingwusuoweidisongsongjian,takebushibeihedade。

tayongjiaojiangouguoyibayizizuoxia,huixiangzheyuanshujuqing。

meiguoduojiu,tazhanqishenlaisaoshisizhou,kandaojiaoluolifangzheyigedamuxiang,tazouguoqucongxiangzilifanchuyigexinfeng,tahaobuyouyudidakai,limiandoushiyixielingsandemaopiao。

zheixieqiandoushiyuanzhuyifenyihaoxinxinkukuzanxiade。

ketazheimejiejian,yebuguoshijitarenzuojiayi。

zhangqiaozhenquwaidi,zhangzhinongpatameiqianhua,jingranbazheixieqianquanbutoutoujijileyangmei。

zheishiyuanzhudexuehanqian,dangranbunengbianyineiduizhananjiannv。

tanazheqianzhengxiangzhaodifangzangqilai,huranzijidemoshikongjianshanxian,tazhijiebaqiandiujinkongjian,naqixiangzishangmianyalejizhangbaozhisichenggenqianchabuduodexiaokuaisaijinxinfengli。

jiezhe,tafengxinfanghuiyuanchu,xiangxiangzhangqiaozhenmanhuaiqidaidicongxinfenglidaochuyiduisuibaozhidechangjing,jiujuedexinqingshuchang。

yushangleziji,zhangjiarensuanshidaomei。