第3章
“tabuzhixiangnachunhuadeshitimaiqian,tahaixiangzaotachunhua!”
shenlichuyaozhehoucaoya,baganggangzaihoushandefashengdeshiyejilishijiangleyibian。
lishiqidedangchangjiuyunleguoqu。
shenlichuyingshiqiarenzhongjitaqialehuilai。
lishixingguolaiyebushuohua,jiuzuozaidishangyanlei“badabada”diwangxiadiao。
taheludazhuangjiehunjishinian,meiguoguoyitianhaorizi。
ludazhuangchihepiaoduyangyangbuluo,jializhiqiandedoubeitatouchuqumaile。
yingleqianjiumaihaochidezijichi,bugulaopohaizi,shulehuilaijiudaren。
lishishenshangxinshangluojiushang,fanfanfufujiumeihaoguo。
tacengjingwushucixiangguozisha,danshitashebudetazheijigehaizi。
rujinhaiziyelachedale,huozhehaoxiangyemeishenmeyiyi。
ruguosizhiqian,nengbaludazhuangjidaizou,yesuanshijihaizimenjiejuelehouguzhiyou。
shenlichusihucongtaneiwannianjuhuidebiaoqingzhongkanchuleshenme。
yinweiqianshitazhidaochunhuashibeiludazhuanghaiside,jiuyaoyisixiezui。
tunledabanpinganmianyao,zuihouhaishishenlichubeizhetaquyiyuanxiweicaijiuhuilai。
tashigeshifeifenmingderen,jiajinlujiazheimeduonian,zheigepopoyizhibatadangchengqinnverduidai,jigehaiziyedoushitabangmangyishoudaidade。
suoyitadasuanlatayiba。
“gentalihun,woyangni。”shenlichurenzhendishuo。
lishibukezhixinditaitoukanxiangshenlichu:“lihun?”
“yuqitiantianaidashoulei,burufankang。”
“rangludazhuangjingshenchuhu,yihounigenzhewoguo,wojiniyanglaosongzhong。”
mianduishenlichuzhenchengdequanshuo,lishiyouyule。
taconglaimeixiangguo,xiangyaobaituoludazhuang,chulesi,haiyoulihunzheitiaolu。
shenlichuneijigeernvtingjiandongjingyefenfenkaimenchulai。
laosanluyangmingzuixiandidazhanchang,tingjiantamaquantanailihun,daoxiyikouliangqi。
zheikebuxingli,tayehaidayingjitazhengwubaikuaiqiancailiqusongtingtingjinmenni。
zheiyaoshilaoliangkoulile,haishitamaquande,tayeshuobudingyiqizhixiajiubujitaqianle。
“nizheigexiao**!nishuoshenmenini!”
ludazhuangzhejimanghuangganhuijia,jiuxiangganjinbaneigexinfengshaole,keqianwanbunengrangrenkanjian。
jieguoyijinmenjiutingjiantaerxifuquantaxifugentalihun,hairangtajingshenchuhu。
呸!想得美!
“nimenzhudekeshiwodefangzi,rangwojingshenchuhu?kuinixiangdechulai!”
“denghuilaosanhuilaiwojiurangtagennilihun,nizheibeizixiuxiangjinwomenlujiazufen!”ludazhuangzhizheshenlichubiziyitongchouma。
“ma,nibie...”luyangminggangxiangquan,yikaikoujiubeishenlichutuileyiba。
“滚!”
xiaobieduzi,dangchujiushitashuota65le,huobulejinian,buxiangjitaqianzhibing,rangtazishengzimie。
“nifangxin,wozaowanbanijiazufenjibaole,bieshuowo,nidoubiexiangjin!”shenlichuduiludazhuanghenzhirugu,shuowan,zuoyoukaigongshangletashijigedabidou。
shangbeizi,tashizailudazhuangsilezhihoucaizhidaozhenxiangde。
yaobushicunlichaiqian,daochudougaiqilegaolou,tayidinghuiqubaludazhuangdeshiguwachulaiduosuileweiyegou。
xianzaizhongyuyoujihuiqinzidongshoudata,xinlishufulebushao。
ludazhuangbeidadeyuntouzhuanxiang,genbenmeiyouhaishouzhili。
neizhanglianbenjiubiqinglianzhong,xianzaiyouaileshijigeerguang,kouchiyebuqingle,halazibitizhiwangxialiu。
luyangmingzaiyipangkandeyanjingfazhi,tamadongshoudatayeye?
tadebangmang,yaoburanwubaikuaiqiankejiupaotangle。
“ma,zheikeshinigonggong,nizenmenengdongshoudarenni!”luyangmingshuowan,yaogongsidekanleyiyanludazhuang。
ludazhuangchaotatoulaizanshangdemuguang,bukuishitadehaosunzi。
shenlichumouzulejingeryibazhangshanzailuyangminglianshang:“budatadani!”
“nida**sha!”luyangmingmeixiangdaoshenlichudehuoqizhijiezhuandaoletashenshang。
“yaobushiyinweini,tanengdanidameidezhuyima?”shenlichuyitidaodaguinv,qiyoushanglaile。
fanshouyouchouleluyangmingjibazhang,xinlizheicaishufuyidian。
luyangmingxinxudidizhetou,buganzaizhisheng。
taxianzaimeigongzuo,chijialide,hejialide,xiangquxifudecailiqianyedekaojiali。
ruguoyeyezhendekaobuzhu,tajiuzhinengkaotabama。
natoutayedezuibuqi,haishibizuiba。
yipangdeluqiuyuejianzheijiashi,ganjinbadidiluliwanladaoshenhouhuleqilai。
yeyeshigefengzi,shuobudingyihuijiuchaoqishenmedaochureng。
tashijiejie,yaobaohuhaodidi。
luliwanyongtongyangdedongzuolaleluqiuyueyiba:“erjie,woshinanzihan,wonengbaohuni。”
luqiuyuekanzhebizijiailebantoudedidi,xinlimomogandong。
shenlichuzhuanshenkanxiangzijidexiaonverhexiaoerzi:“mayaoquzhaocunzhangguolaijiejuewenti,niliangjinwuduozhebiechulai。”
shenlichuzouhou,luyangmingbalianggerenzhuaidaozijimianqian:“niliang,yigequzhaodage,yigequzhaoerge,kuai!”
“zhaotamenganma?”luqiuyuebingbujuedezheishihougaibadageergejiaohuilai。
zheiliangkeshiyeyedehaodasun,huilaiyizhunxiangzheyeye。
tazaojiujuedetamagaifankangle,zheizhonghuaishizuojindeyeyejiugaiaizou。
“kuaiqu!yihuierzhennaochurenmingzheigejiadoudesan!”luyangmingguyibashitaishuodehenyanzhong,tazhidaolianggemeimeidoubuxihuanyeye,buzheimeshuo,tamencaibuhuiguanyeyesihuo。
luqiuyuechiyipianke,haishigenzheluliwanchulemen。
yeyesuirangaida,danshiwanyitabazhenbayeyedasile,yedejinjianyu。
takebuxiangtamajinjianyu,zheimexiangzhejiaobuyoukuailejifen。
ludazhuangqijibaihuaidibawulinengzadedouzale。
zhuantoukanjianzuozaidishangdelishi,yuekanyueshengqi,yijiaotizaitaxiongkou。
“nigelaobusidedongxi,haixianglihun?yebusapaoniaokankanzijishenmedexing!”
“lilewo,nilianxibeifengdouhebushang,buzhihaodaidedongxi!”
lishiwuzhexiongkoucongdishangpaqilai,chaozhechufangzouqu。
aidazheizhongshiduitalaishuoshijiachangbianfan,buguojintian,zheifantabudanbuchi,haiyaoxianzhuozi。
tacongchufangnaqishaohuodelugouzi,jinwuduizhezhengzaifanchoutideludazhuangjiushiyilugouzi。
“aiyou**!”ludazhuanghuitou,kanjianlishinazhelugouzimanlianzhenjing。
“fanlenile!”tashangqujiuqiang。
kelishichangniangankuli,liqibibuganhuodeludazhuangdabushao,genbenbushilishideduishou。
“jiuminga~jiuminga~sharenla~!”ludazhuangchezhesangzihan。
luyangmingkanshitoubudui,yepaohuiwuliduozhequle。
zheigejiapashiyaobiantian,yihousheizuozhuhaibuyiding,tadexiaoxindian。
lishishoulidelugouziyixiayixiazazaitashenshang,tengdetayanleidouliuchulaile。
taliangundaipataodaoleyuanzili。
lishiyegenzhezhuilechuqu,shoulezheimeduoniandewonangqi,conglaibuzhidaodarenyuanlaizheimeshuang!
jianzhixinqingshuchang,ruxiandoutongleyidaban。
gangzhuidaoyuanzili,jiukanjianshenlichudaizhecunzhangcongwaimianjinlaile。
menwaimianhaiweizhejigekanrenaodelinju,shenzhangleboziwanglikan。
kanjianlishinazhelugouzizhuizheludazhuangpao,douzhenjingbuyi。
zheipingshidoushiludazhuangdalishi,jintianzenmefanguolaile?
ludazhuangganjinpaoguoqu,lazheliuzhongyidegebo:“cunzhang,nikuaijiujiuwo,womenjialaoniangmenerfengle。”
liuzhongyiyonglishuaikaitadegebo,zaozhidaotazaiaida,jiubugaizheimejizheguolai。
“ludazhuang!wojintianjiudasini,shengdenihuozhehuohaiwodehaizimen!”lishihuiwuzhelugouzichaozheludazhuangdaguolai。