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wenyantaixiadouzaiyilunfenfen。
“yigeshizaizijishenbianyangleershiniandedamingxingsunnv，yigeshikengmengguaipiandeshengun，laoyezibuyongxiangdouzhidaobangsheileba。”
“jiushia，chuanshuobaijialaoyezizuitaoyanmixin，zheiciwokanjiangqinglihaizenmezhuang？”
tamenshuodemeicuo，yeyequeshihentaoyansuanming。
danbushiyinweiqishi，ershiyinweiqushidenainaicengjingyeshigesuanmingdashi。
nainainianqingshijiuyinweisuanmingdezuiguoren，beirenhaisile。
suoyiyeyebushibuxinxuanxue，zhishipawobulenainaidehouchen。
jianwobushuohua，baixiaorouhaiyiweiwopale，zaiwoerbianehenhendishuo：“shibushishangcidanidadebugoua！”
“niganjingendajiashuodoushiluanshuode！ranhougunxiaqu！”
“fouzeworangbabaheyeyebaniganchuqu！”
wolenghengyishengtuikaita，suihouduizhuchirenshuo：“suanmingyiciyibai，nimenjiemuzuqianwode，xiabohoujidehai。”
shuowanbudengtamenfanyingguolai，wojiubotongleyeyededianhua。
guorangangjietongtayuqijiuyouxiebuyue：“qingli，nibushidayingwobuzaisuanmingle？zenme......”
wozhijiedaduanta：“baniguazaifangjiandongnanjiaoneimeiyupeijirengle。”
tabumingsuoyi：“neikeshirourousongjiwode......”
baixiaoroushunjianjiudaizhekuqiangkongsu：“yeye！nikan！tajiushicunxinzhenduiwode！”
womeili，zhishijiezheshuo：“nizheiyigeyuewobingbuqi，jiushiyinweizheimeiyupei，zheiyupeibeimianyoukenimingmaidetuteng。”
“听我的，扔了。”
liangbingshunjiandanu：“mingmingshibanizheigesaobaxingrenhuilaizhihou，niyeyecaihuituranzhongfengde！”
我笑了。
yuanlaishizheiyanga，tabujiushibuxiangrangwohuibaijiama？
buguotadeshouduandijiledian。
piankehou，yeyeduishenbianderenshuo：“bayupeirengle。”
baixiaoroudunshikuleqilai：“yeye！zenmelianniyexinta！”
yeyemeihangsheng，zhishibadianhuaguale。
台下的人开始起哄。
“wocaibailaoyezijiushiweiletirouroudajiangqinglidelianba！”
“jiushi！rouroubieku！niyeyezheishizaizhunidajiashengun！”
“taruguobayupeirengledoumeihao，neijiangqinglijiudengzhebeiganchuquba！”
baixiaoroutingdaozheixiehua，dunshihuangrandawu：“yuanlaishizheiyang！jiangqingli，zheikeshinizizhaode！”
kebudengtadeyiduojiu，taixiaturanyourendahan：“tianna！rourouzhendeyougetanlewuniandenanpengyou！”
baixiaoroujimangnaqishoujikan，caifaxianzijimiliandezhusimajidoubeigouzifashanglewang。
shenzhihaibeipaidaoguotahehuangmaotongjintongchujiudiandeshipin。
网友都疯了。
【bushi，jiangqinglishuodedoushizhende，neiweishenmezhiqianmeirenbaochulaia？】
【qishizhiqianyoubaoguo，danshihenkuaijiubeishuaxiaqule......】
【zheibushijubenleba？】
【kendingbushi，yinghouzenmehuiyunxuzheizhongjubenchuxianzaibaixiaoroushenshang。】
【neibaixiaorouyetaiexinle，qipianfensineimejiu，zhuangshenmeqingchunwuguxiaobaitua！】
liangbingyehuangle，tajimangshiyidaoyanzhongduanzhibo，suihoudaizherendabukuashangwutai。
tarangrenjiangwojiaqi，nuhoudao：“nizhenshigoule，neixieshipindoushinitiqianweizaohaode，guyizaizongyishuochulaideba！”
wotaitoudingzheta：“nizheishihaipazijidehuangmaosishengzibeipuguangleba？”
talengzhule，suihouzhuaizhewodetoufajiuwangwaituo：“nishaozaizheiliwumiewo，wokeshiyinghou！sheixinnidehua？”
baixiaoroujianzhibodengximiele，yechaowozoulaihenhendalewoyibazhang：“zheizhangzuineimeailuanshuohua，haiburufengqilai！”
jiuzaizheishi，damenchuanlaiyeyedenuhousheng：“qiyoucili！wokansheiganzaiwoyanpizidixiaqifuwosunnv！”