liumeipoyigeng，momingxinhuang：“nizheihuashizaibuzhongting。wangshixiangrangnihoubanshengfugui，yeshiweinihao！”
“dongxiangshennianjidoubishenzinidale。”
liumeipobuyiweiyi：“zheiyoushenme？nanrenkeciyaozhaoyangshengmengruhu。”
“nijinmenhoubianshijimu，yaoshinenghuaishangjiedahuanxi，yaoshihuaibushanghainengjianxianchengde。”
yutingwanlenglengdao：“bieshuoyuanpeilishibuchuyiyue，dongjiadebaidenglonghaimeichexia。zaoxieniantanadeneixiegexiaoqieyoudoushishenmexiachang？gegemeidaobannianjiubeizhemodeshenshangmeiyikuaihaopi，beixiziyijuanrengquleshenshanchenglechailanghubaodefuzhongshi。”
tadandanwen：“woheshenziwuyuanwuchou，shenziweiheyaohaiwo？”
liumeipoxiaorongbubian：“qiaonizheihuashuode。neixierensileshitamenmingbuhao，xiangbulefu，hexiangshenlaoyehegana？”
yutingwanbuyuanhetafenbian：“shenzizheixieniancuohelebushaorenba。”
“nizheizhongxiaorenqiaosheruhuang，houyanwuchihairenbuqian。babushaohaorenjiadeguniangtuijinlehuokeng。”
“neiweijialangjunzaizhanchangshangkeshizhanguoxuede，tayaoshixinglaidezhiqinmeizijiarenhousangleming，nihuishishenmexiachang？”
liumeipotiaojiao：“nimawo？bierendoushuohujiadewaishengnvyishenmaobing，woyuanxianshibuxinde。womangshangmangxiashiweisheibenbo。nibiebuzhihaodai！”
takesuanshimingbaile，weihewangshiyaneyutingwanle！
这姑娘的确不讨喜！
她气得就要走！
hunyindashifumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，yutingwanfumubuzai，wangshizheigejiumushinengzuozhude！
liumeiponao，tazheiyicihaizhenyaobazheimenhunshijishuochengle！
“meijicuodehua，shenzishouguayousannianleba。”
yutingwanwangzhetaqijibaihuaidebeiying，yanshenqueshitouzheguguai。
sheinengxiangdao，zheiweiliumeipobujiuhouhuibeirenzhuajianzaichuang，chenglerenrenhandadecunzai。
“shenzixixiameiyouzisi，yemeiyouqianban，hebikushouzhe？jiuweilebeicunlirenkuayijushenzizhongzhenhoudao，nanrensileyebugaijia？”
liumeipotingxiajiaobuhuyi，juedetahualiyouhua。
guobuqiran，yutingwanyiyujingqiqiancenglang：“ketamennalizhidao，shenzihegongdietoutoubahui。”
刘媒婆猛地僵住。
“shenzisixiadeangzangshi，yebuzhinarihuibuhuibeiwoyigebushenchuanlechuqu。”
mingmingshihanfenglengdecigu，tahoubeimaoleyishenhan，juekouburen，jiansheng：“nihushuo！”
yutingwanhaoqi：“nigongdiekeyaoma？”
嗑啊，生猛如虎。
yutingwanjixuwen：“shenzizheibanianjile，zenmedudoushanghaixiuyuanyangxishui？”
我不正经要你管啊！
yutingwanwaiwaitou，xiusesanwen：“shenzipigudingshangdetaijiyebuzhizenmezhangdejingxianghudie？bieshuonigongdiexihuan，woyeguaixihuande。”
rucisimishi，yutingwanzenzhixiao？
liumeipoxianxieyunjue，tarenzhuzhanli，huangzhangzhangwanglesizhou，sangyinduoduosuosuo：“bieshuole！”
houzhequexiaoyinyinde，kanbuchubandianweixie。
liumeipohunshenfahan，toupishunjianmalebanbian，ruhehaiganzaishuaxinyan？
tayachiduoduosuosuojichuyijuhua：“nijiumuxinchangdaidurongbuxiani，jiuwangtuhuilenidehoubansheng，wokebushi。neidongxiangshenyijiaodoujinguancaile，guniangzhengzhishaohua，zidangcaijunxiangpei。”
yutingwankanleyantianse，yanchouzhejiejueleyizhuangshi，xinqingyemingmeiqilai。
tazuijiaodedanxiaobujian，dongzuomantiaosilibangzhelilelilingluandeyibai，huanlailiumeiposhenqudoulesandou。
“shenzirenpinbuxing，danyegaidianliangdianliangbeiqianfusuozhiwanrentuoqidexiachang，duiba？”
meipozuihuichayanguanse，zenhaihuibuzhitadeyitu，tayanxiacongxinkouyicuncunmanyandejingju：“niyaowozuoshenme？”
tianhandidong，hemianjielehouhoudebing。
tianseyinchenchende，lianxialesanridexue，gedijieshirugudebaise，yijiaoxiaqushenxian，xiewaquanshi。
hewangshinaojianghou，yutingwanquanwubandianqiuhezhiyi。
tabagonghou，zheijiriwangshizhendehenlei！！！
liliwaiwaidouyaomang！youshebudeshihuanxiaoxushi，shengpataduzilideguaisunyougehaodai。
jianfandianshiyutingwanyouyicijijipengzhewanchuxian，wangshinuhuozhiwangshangcuan，henbudebazheixiaojianrenshengtunhuobole。
renren，zairenren，dongjiahenkuaijiuyouhuixinle。
zheidunchideshidoufan，mimeijianjili，quanshidou。
huangdoupaofadeshijianduan，wangshiyoushebudefangyou，chizhehenyesangzi。
yutingwanmianwubiaoqingdituchuyikuaixiaoshizi。
zheiyijingshitatuchudedisankele。
kebuchijiudee，tacucumei，youbalaleyikou。
xiaoxushinakuaizichuolechuo。tahaishixihuanyutingwanzuodefancai，zhishaonengrukou。keyutingwanxianzaijiushigecitou，tanaliganrangtaxiachu。
taxiaoxinyiyiquchouyutingwan，jirenlixiajiudeqingchuzijijijinjiliang。
tayaoshiyutingwanzaojiuguixialaijiwangshiketourencuole。
yiqianyutingwanbujiandetaohaowangshi，danyesuanzunjing。wangshichuchudiaonan，tacongmeinaoguohonglian。
yebuzhizheixieshirifadeshenmefeng？
“嫂嫂看我做甚？”
看你找死啊！
kexiaoxushijidanta：“meishenme。”
yutingwanrenzhendidiandiantou：“a？saosaojuedejiumuzuodefancaixiangzhushi？”
xiaoxushibengjinshenjing：？？？
这你也看出来了？
王氏：！！！
yutingwanningmei：“shi，jiumuchuyibujing，kesaosaochuquwenwen，najiapopomangqianmanghouzhaoguerxide？tianzheimeleng，jiumubuxiangzhanshuidongshouqingxihuangdou，paofadeshuishebudedaozhijiexiaguo，rangnichidaoshizile，huoshibuhesaosaokouwei，nijiubunengrenrenma？”
“saosaokebiefanhun，nibuchibudajin，yaoshiezhehaizilezenmeban？”
jianxiaoxushiyanlishanguoxinxuhuangluan，wangshihuxibuchang。
自古婆媳都有矛盾。
tafenmingqingchuyutingwanzaitiaobo，ketabudebuduoxiang！
tasisikanzhexiaoxushi，zuiliyichulengxiao。
“bujiushibuganjingma？hainengchisirenle？”
“zhendangduziliyouhuo，wojiubuganjiaoxunnile？”
xiaoxushixinganfazhan：“niang，womeiyou。wozhishimeiyouweikou。”
wangshinalikenxin，yongzhijianhenhenchuozheta：“nisuangeshenmedongxi？”
“dangchuwonengrangdalangquni，dengnishenglehouzhaoyangyenengrangtaxiuleni！tadedidiyouchuxi，haichouqubudaoxifu？”
小许氏面色煞白。
yutingwanxinligenmingjingside，dangchuhujiaweilegonghuyaozudushu，kemeiqianjihudalangquxifu。
youyuganhan，neinianesilebushaoren。
xiaoxushishiwangshiyongyidaimihuanlaide。
hudalangyizhixianqitamoyangbuhao，kebubatajihuzhele。
可这才哪到哪儿呢？
yutingwanyanxiadifeng，mantuntun：“haole，jiumuzheishishuodeshenmehua？saosaoduziyouhujiadegurou，kebiebatahezhele。”
“kankanzheixiaolianbaide，yaoshidabiaogejianle……”
yutingwanweixiao，shihuashihua。
“e，tabuhuixinteng。”