第6章
“wohaiyoushiyaoban，nimenxiaoqinglvjixuwana！”sanjiushuowan，biancongcongmangmangdelikaile。
qiaomai：“......zazoudezheimejiya，wohaimeigaosutayigejuemiaodezhuyini！”
qiyuwuyudekanletayiyan。
够了！
nizaixinlijijiwaiwaideyijinggouduole！
lianggerenchiwanlefan，qiyubianjiangtasonghuilejia。
bijing，qiaomaiduiyuwaimiandeshijielaishuotaiweixianle！
无时无刻不在曝瓜！
乔家。
qiaomuheqiaodagezhengzaishangliangsanrihoujiehundeshi，qiaoxiaomeinieshouniejiaodecongmenwaizoujinlai。
tadeshoushanghailinzheyigenyouzhangyouzhidegunzi！
shitadexiaogenbanshanggongjitade，jushuoshiduifangdezhibao！
“yadan，nizenmezheigeshihoucaihuilai？meitiandoukanbudaoren，yebuzhidaoyenaqule！”qiaomuxiguanxingdekaishixunren。
zheigesiyatoubigebidegoushenghaiyaopishi，zenmejiubunenggentajiejiexueyixue！
qiaoxiaomeilikezhanzhileshenzi，guaiqiaodeshuo：“niang，woshichumengezhucaole！”
“猪草呢？”
“被狗吃了。”
“狗呢？”
“跟猪打架呢！”
qiaomu：“......”nigezheidoulaoniangwanni？
qiaomaiyidaojiajiutingdaolezheiduanduihua，dunshixinliyile。
【zheijiushiwojianeige，zhangdahougenzhehuangmaopaole，yiwanshuizhucaifenchengsifen，haizhinengfendaoyiwantangdejingshenxiaomeiya！】
众人：“！！”
乔母也震惊了。
nigenzhejingshenxiaohuohun，santianhaiyaoejiudun？！
qiaoxiaomeifaxiansuoyourendouzaikanta，turanyouxiebuhaoyisile：“zenmelea？”
huagangshuowan，jiutingdaoyidaoyuyuedeshengyin。
【wozheixiaomeibujiandan，weilezhuigongchangdeyigejingshenxiaohuo，meitiandouyaozousigongliqujitasonghua，songdehaishixiaolabahua。】
【wentishineijingshenxiaohuoshigezhanan，qiyigezixingchehaiyaodaisaren，hengliangshangyige，houzuoshangliang，wodexiaomeizhishibeitaizhongdebeitaia！】
【gaoxiaodeshixiaomeiningyuangenzheijingshenxiaohuojiyidunbaoyidundezhudixiashi，yebuyuanyigenyoucheyoufangdechuangyeqingnianhaohaoguo，xiaomeidaoditugesha？】
qiaomaihaizaitucao，turanjiukandaoqiaomuyijingnaqiletiaozhougeda。
jinjiezhe，qiaomujiuzhuizheqiaoxiaomeikaishimanyuanzidale。
“worangnitiantianbaozou，worangnichifanzhihetang，worangnidaochuxianguangbuhuaqian！”
乔小妹：呜呜呜！
daodishisheizaizaotadeyao？tacaiqisuiya！
qiaomudawanxionghaizi，jiuqihuhudewanghuizou。
lushangkandaodangdaodegou，dourenbuzhushangqutileyijiao。
“niyigegouzenmezheimemeiyanlijing？buzhidaozhaogewoshui？zheimedadegoule，chuleshuijuenihaizhidaoganma？chishia？”
dagou：“......”duomaomeiani！
zhongrenjianzhuang，daqidoubuganchuanyixia。
bijingqiaomushengqiqilai，lianlubiandegoudounengaiyijiao。
tazhoumeikanxiangqiaomai：“maizia，nixiaomeizheirenbuxing，bixuyaohaohaogai！nishuoba，womengaizenmejiaota！”
qiaomaikanleyanyijingkuchulebitipaopaodemeimei。
zaiduifangdeyanzhong，kandaoleyizhonghaimeibeizhishiwurandeqingche。
dangjidashengdeshuodao：“shangxue，yidingyaorangtaqushangxue！”
tawoquan：“shuoqilai，xiaomeijuligaokaojiuhaishengxiasiqianduotianle，shishihouranqilaile！henghenghahei！”
qiaoxiaomeidekushengjiaranerzhi。
qitarenyebuyueertongdediandiantou。
yuanxiantamenyizhijuedenvhaizijiajiadedushenmeshu，dushuzaiduoyeshixiangfujiaozideming。
可现在不行了。
yadanzaibudushu，jiuzhinengdangyigemeitiankukuzoudejingshenxiaomeile！
jinpo！shijianchaojijinpo！
qiaomudangjizhanqishen，fengfenghuohuodejiuqujiqiaoxiaomeilianxixuexiaole。
乔小妹伸出尔康手。
“bushi......niang、dage、jiejie......wobuyaodushua！goudantamenyebudua，nimentingwoshuo......”
tahuahaimeishuowan，yuanziliyijingkongwuyirenle。
ruodadetingyuannei，zhishengxiataheqiyumianmianxiangqu。
qiyuzhazhayan：“nigenwojiangmeiyong，wozhishigewairen。”
qiaoxiaomei：tong，taitongle！
当天晚上。
renpingqiaoxiaomeizenmesapodagun、shangcuanxiatiao，doumeinenggaibiantajinhoudemingyun！
zhiyaoxuebusi，jiuwangsilixuedeweilailuzijiuzheimecangcudeqiaodingle！
“nitingdaomei，shangbudaodaxue，wodaduannidetui！”qiaomuehenhendeshuodao。
qiaoxiaomei：“......”
tadetongnianshunjianconghuopokailang、zhaomaoliugoudexingfushenghuo，bianchenglezhinengchixuexikudebeicanshijie！
zheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshoudoushitajiejie！
tafennudekanxiangqiaomai：“jiejie，wozhendeshengqile！jintianlaideneigenande，woshijueduibuhuitongyitajinwomenqiaojiadedamende！”
shuowan，bianpengdeyishengguanshanglefangmen。
jiejieburangtawaner，tajiuburangjiejiequxinlang，hengheng！
qiaomutinglezheijuhua，daoshishanglexin。
“guinvya，wobangnidatingguole，qiyujiushilincunqilaotoushouyangdeneigexiaosunzi！
nibiekanneilaotouxiayan，danrenjiakeshiyingongfushang，shiyoufuxujinde！yaoburanqiyunianjiqingqingyemaibuqizixingchea。
tazheitiaojiankanshangqubuhao，danshinijiaguoqubuyongsihoupopohegonggong，zhijiejiudangjiale！haodehenni！”
zuizhongyaodeyidian，qiyuzheirenjiuguoguinv！
zhenshililiwaiwai，qiaomudoumanyi！
qiaomaibaibaishou：“niang，biexiangle！womenlianggeshibukenengde，tayouxihuanderenle。”
虽然是在未来。
qiaomujuedeyouxiekexi，duohaodeyigenanhaiziya！
真是可惜了！
diertian，dangqiaomucongwulizouchulaideshihou，jiufaxianmeileqiaomaiderenying。
yuanzilizhiyouzhengzaikanchaideqiaolaoda。
qiaomu：“nimeimeini？”
qiaodage：“genzheqijianeixiaozichumenle。”
qiaomutingle，dunshiyouxiezuobuzhule。
bushishuolianggerenmeixima？meixizenmehaitiantiannizaiyiqi？
buxing，zheimeichujiadeguniangjiushishoubulexin，kanlaihaishiyaoganjinjiqiaomaixiangxianghunshi！
“laoda，wozuotianquzhenshangdexiaoxuekandaoyigenanlaoshi，neimoyangyikanjiuhenyouwenhua，mingtianwenwentayoumeiyouduixiang，jixiaomaixiangkanyixia。”
她家小麦，福星呦！
嫁人就嫁文化人！
“xiaoxuelaoshidegongzuotinghao，zhibuguoxiaomaitameishangguoxue，jiaguoqubuhuishouqifuba？”qiaodageyouxiedanxin。
“neibuneng，”qiaomuduiqiaomaihenyouxinxin，“tachulemeiwenhua，yangmaoshencainagebushiyiliu？kendingbuhuichikuide！”
qiaodage：“......zhendema？”
liangrenmianmianxiangqu，turanyouxiebuquedingle。
qiaomu：“zhishaoxianjiangemianba？”
qiaodage：“yexing，mingtianwodaitayiqiqu。”
同一时间。
qiaomaiyijingheqiyudaoleheishi。
“waimiandejishimaibudaozhenpin，xiangyaotaodianhaodongxi，haideyaolaizheili。”
qiyuyibianjiqiaomaidenaodaishangweishanghuatoujin，yibianxiaoshengdishuodao。
qiaomaijianghuatoujinwangxialayila，zhiluchuyishuangliangjingjingdeyanjing：“zhendema？neiwoyaohaoduohaoduogudong！”
neimoyangxianggequtouliangshidehualaoshu。
qiyurenzhuxiao：“hao。”
heishishangderendouzuolejiandanweizhuang，buguoxiangqiaomaizheiyangdeyebuduo。
zhengbaitandeliguaiziyitaitou，jiukandaoyigewudeyanyanshishi，zhiluchuyishuangyanjingdenvren。
liguaizikekeke：buzhiyu，zhenbuzhiyu！
qiyu：“lige，kehuwodailaile，huoni？”
liguaizishenxiyikouqi：“genwolaiba！”