第5章 跟九婶分手,我给你生孩子啊

lianshuomeixiangdaotaganjinlai,rengrandanmo,taishounaguoyupaochuanzaishenshang,lengbingbingdiwen:“kangoule?”

“zanshikangoule,danshimeiyonggou。”

yegehuayingangluoxia,lianshuozuanzhutaxiannendejianbangwangwaitui。

yegedeliansehuranyibai,meitouzhouqiwuzhulezijideduzi,tongku**,“lianshuo,wodeduzituranhaoteng……”

zheirenyeshitayanglechongleshiyiniandechuge,jibiancikedefurengexingweielie,gaijidianjiaoxun,jianzhuanglianshuohaishisongleshou。

yegemouzhongshanguojiaoxia,zhuazhulianshuodeshouwan,shangqian,shenzitieshangtade,tongshibatadeshuangshoukouzaileqiangshang。

jier,tadianqijiao,yangzhetoucouguoquzhongzhongdiqinshanglelianshuodechun,ruchidaotuzidehuli,youjiaoyouxiaozhang,“qindaole!”

sumaganmanyankaihou,xijuanlenanrenzhenggeshenti,tajiyoujiqiaodigouzheta,rangrenxiangjuanzhutabingtunmei。

haiyouneijiaoruandebukesiyideshenti,fangxiangxiannen,zuyirangtazheigechuzaijinglizuiwangshengshiqidenanrenchikuang。

lianshuoyonglibilebiyan,yazhelitoudeyimochise,renyegehujiaomanchan,shenshangyouyingyoutang,pianpianmuguangjiqingxinghanqiaodikanzheyege,fangfoshenhexinfengekai。

“meiyisi。”yegeyishixingzhiquanwu,piexiangneiyouzhejudafanyingdezuiezhiyuan,duizheshuqiledamuzhi,“douzheiyangle,laonanrenzhennengren。”

laozhaidechuanghushimuzhide,yegechuleyushihou,fanchuanghuidaogebizijidefangjian。

lianshuoduanfabanshi,zhoushendeqixirudongrixuesong,qingliebingliangyeguren,tingzhezuiezhiyuanlengjingdekepa,congchuangtoujusuozhedechoutiliquchuyigepingzi,daolesiwuliyaoganyanxiaqu。

takaozhechuangzuozaidishang,naohailishinvhaipizhetadeheisexizhuang,meikoukouzibeishuilinshidehuamian。

lianshuoyizhangxianzaiyinyinglidelianyingmeibiren,yetongkuyayi,etoushangdemofabeilenghanjinshi,ketadeshenseliquanshilengqing。

zheishiyizhongnengrangnanrenqingxinguayuxinglengdandeyao。

diertianzaoshangyikaishichuxiandeshichugedezhurenge,qucantingshi,lianzhengqingertimianmingjiulianshuoyao“anpaichugezuoliuchanshoushu”yishi,xunchilelianshuoxujiu。

lianshuochuandeheisechenyixianderenhendianya,congrongruchang,zuozibitingzhangxiandingjihaomenchushendezunguiheqidu,qinlengdebochunminzhe,shangchundechunzhuxingganfanzheruyuguangze,piedaochugedeshenying,tayingleyisheng,“wozhidaoleyeye。”

“sheiyaozuoliuchanshoushu?”chugezaizijideweizhishangzuoxialai。

qitarengeyouzijidezhusuohuochuchamanggongzuo,haiyoushuilanjuejiaobuqilaide,suoyirenkouzhongduodelianjialaozhaili,chizaofandezhiyoutamensanren。

chugewenleyiju,“shijiushenhuaiyunlema?”

“ruoshiyaoshihuaiyunle,woyebuzhiyutiantiancuizhenijiushule!”lianzhengqingyitizheigejiulaiqi,banzhelianduilianshuodao:“nigenruoshizaiyiqiyeshinianle,wocuihunnishuonimendoubuji,wocuishengnizhaojiekounimengongzuomang,zanshibudasuanyaohaizi。”

“xianzaidoubensiderenle,bujiehunbuyaohaizi,nandaodengyihoushengbulele,daofuliyuanlingyangyigema?”

zheige“bensi”yongderanglianshuoliansebutaihaokan,youqichugehaizaiyipangzantongdidianzhetou。

tajunyidemeifenglongqi,haotingdeshengyinyouzhongjinyudelenglie,“ruoshideshentibuhao,yizhizaidiaoyang,tayijingliuchanguoyicile,ruoshizaihuaiyun,yishengshuodarenhehaizidoumeiming。”

“neinijiuhuanyigenengshengde!”lianzhengqingyizhibutaimanyiliuruoshi。

liuruoshiwufuwumu,zhishichugededabomuchujiafurenshoudeyinv,fengtouhensheng,xingzitebieao。

shinianlaitajiuluguoyicimian,fengnianguojiemeiyouliwu,gengmeilaikanguotazheigelaoren。

lianshuozheigenvpengyouxingtongxusheban,queyoubazhanzhenvpengyoudeweizhi,zhenshirangtarugengzaihou,xiangjilianshuoanpaihunshidoubuneng。

“yeye。”lianshuofangxiakuaizideshengyinweizhong。

chugeyankanzheyesunliangyaochaoqilai,lianmangquan,“taiyeye,liangrenzaiyiqibushiweileyaohaizi……”

shuoqilaiyefengci,zhurengechugeheliuruoshizheigejiushendeguanxihenhao,furengeyegequeyixinyaoqiangzoujiushendenanpengyou。

“danshitadechuanzongjiedai!”lianzhengqingdehuoqibingmeiyouxiao,daduanchuge,“tashidizhangsun,womenlianjiadeyouxiayirenjichengren!”

“shuodedui!”shangyimiaohaiweihujiushendechuge,yuqihuranyizhuan,paileyixiazhang,“neijiuzhaotaiyeyeshuode,jijiushuhuanyigenengshengde!”

lianshuoliansejiangying,tixinglianzhengqing,“yeye,nizaibuqujichang,jiuganbushangfeijile。”

laofurenqiannianhuanshanglelaonianchidaizheng,beilianzhengqinganzhidaoleguowai。

liangrenenaiduonian,meigeyiduanshijianlianzhengqingjiuhuiquguowaipeizhelaofuren。

“niyaoshiganzuoshenme,woraobuleni!”lianzhengqinglinzouqianyoujinggaolelianshuoyiju,anzhonganpailerenhuzhechuge。

lianshuohechugeyiqisonglelianzhengqinglikaihou,lianshuozhuanshenjieguoyongrendilaidedayichuanzaishenshang,lingdaixideyisibugou,benjiujiankuantuizhangdeshenqubeichendeyuefajinyuxiuren,sangyindanjingdiduishencedechugedao:“nixiawuyouke,woshunlusongniquxuexiao。”

neiyuqiburongzhiyi,zhizoulelianzhengqing,tabuyunxuyegeyiyiguxingdifangqixueyeyangtaishenghaizi。

“haodejiushu。”chugeshuncongdiyingzhe,wanshenzuojinlelianshuochezidefujiashi。

lianshuoqingliedemuguangsaoguochugedejuzhishentai,chugeconglaibuzuotadefujiashi,juedeneigeweizhishiliujitadebanlvde。

lianshuomeirangsijikaiche,zijizuoshangjiashiweizhi,dafazouleqitaren。

taqingshenguoqu,shenshoulaleanquandai,koushangchugedeyaoshen。

xiayimiao,nvhaideshouanzhutadeshouzhang,rangtadaizheredudezhangxintiezaitarouruandeyaozhishang,daixiaodehuayucongshangfangchuanlai,“lianshuo,jiushenbunengjinishenghaizi,woduzilizheibushixianchengdema?”

“nigenjiushenfenshou,wozheihaizijiunengmingzhengyanshundijiaonibabale。”(shuangjieshuangjieshuangjie!nvzhubushidisanzhe!)