“nishuoshenme！！”changxuanlingmengdezhanqi，kuaizouleliangbu，congchanghaolingshouzhongjieguoliangbencezi，
renbuzhufachujinghu，“jingranzhendeshishanghexia！”
huranxiangqizijiganggangshuodehua，beichiweiyao，“laodanikezhenhuai~mingmingyouzheizhongdingjigongfazaishou，haishuoshenmelajigongfa~shichengxinxiaoqianrenjiabucheng~”
weiyinladejizhang，“huaisile~”
“xiaoheixiaobai，”lipinganziguzidechizhedongxi，“zheigongfa……bingbushiheniliang。”
“niliangxinzhongyouhenma？”
“恨啊。”
二人异口同声的。
“woxiaoshihoubeidizhuyijiayazhade，shizaishoubulele，jiutouchidizhulaoyeyikouganliang，jiubeitadadebansi，wojidaolexianzai。”changxuanlingheiheixiaoleliangsheng，“buguohaihao，huangchaolaile，jiangtamentulegeganjing。”
“woyechabuduo，”changhaolingdiantou，“danwoshibeitidaoleheli。”
lipinganduitaerrenbihualeyigedamuge，yuanlaizenghenshijiedenimenshiyouqiankea。
“zheigongfayihenweiji，shayiyangshen，suishidouyouzouhuorumodefengxian，”lipingankaikou，“erqiexiulianfengxianjigao，kandaozhuyouguilema？tajiushilizi。”
“tabushiyinweitiaoguoshangce，qiangxingxiulianxiacecaibianchengzheiyangdema？”
“bushi，”lipinganzhishiyaotou，“nierrendoushizijiren，wokeyizhihuinimenyisheng，jiuyouxuantianshengonggenbenmeiyoushenmeshangxia，shanghexiadoushidanduyiben，dongwodeyisima？”
咕咚。
errentongshiyanleyankoushui，sihutingdaoleshenmelebudedemimi。
不过……
errenduishiyiyan，yanshenzhongquemeiyouduodadeyiwai，
yinweitamenerrenduizheigejiangtamencongdilaolilaochulaidelipingan，wutiaojianxinfu。
“xuanmingjiaozenmelaoshilianzheizhongqiqiguaiguaidegongfa？”xiaobairenbuzhutucao，“jiumeiyoushenmezhengchanggongfama？”
zuibuzhengchangdegongfayijingbeinimenlianggerenjianwanle。
“woketingshuole，dangjindeliangwangzhuwen，zujianxuanmingjiangdemudeshiweilejiaqiangduijianghudezhangkong，jinerkuodashili，”
“neijiahuoxianzaiduitianshifuhushidandan……yizhixiangyaozhaojiangtianshifu，buguoneizhangtianshisihuduiliangwangbuganxingqu，wojiuparuoshinatianhuranqibing，paxuanmingjiaoderangwomenxiongmeierrendatouzhen！”
“daoshihoumeiyouwulibangshen……keruheshihao。”
tingzhechangxuanlingdehua，changhaolingzhishikanzheshouligongfaditouchensi，sihuyijingxianrulemouzhongzhengzhazhizhong。
良久，
他猛地抬头，
“lian！jiulianjiuyouxuantianshengong！”
“napazouhuorumo，yebilianqianshiwanduzhangyaoqiangdeduo！”
“tiantianwangsirenduilipa，quxishiqi，nashidu，zheiwokeshoubule！”
“dageshuodedui！”changxuanlingdiantou，“qingshisuopo，zhinengruci……”
banlaiyizhangzhuozi，kanzhepazaiandushangtuoyinzhejiuyouxuantianshengong（shang）deerren，lipinganchushengtixing，
“guiwangzhuyouwenzuixibiguan，nierrenkemoyaozaitamianqianluchumajiao。”
“ruoshipobudeyi……jiushuocinaijiangchensuoshou。”
jiangchen，sidashizudejiangchen？
xiaoheixiaobaitaiqitou，xiangqilianwuchangshanglipinganjiucengshuozijishijiangchenderen，errenmeiyouduowen，zhengzhongdedianlegetou，jixutengchao。
……
jiangtengchaohaodegongfa，xiangjisairuhuaizhong，changhaolingchangxuanlingxiangjiluchuxiaorong。
“你们笑什么？”
changhaolinjiangfanchudesuoyoujiuyouxuantianshengongshouzaiyikuai，zhongxinfanghuibaoguolidabaoxihao，“woxiangqigaoxingdeshi。”
“mingdiheguiwangshiruozhenbaodejiuyouxuantianshengong……zailaodanizheier，daochenglelajigongfale，”
“erqieyinabianshi30duoben……”
“zhidaoshenmeshilajima？”lipinganqingxiao，“yongdeshangdecaishibao，yongbushangdebianshilaji。”
“哈哈哈。”
changhaolingchangxuanlingtongshifachuxiaosheng，shengyinshuanglang，touche。
“zheimezhangshijianle，”changxuanlingwuzui，“yizhihaibuzhidaolaodanishinaliren？”
……
三人正在谈话间。
sihaomeiyouzhuyidao，yigeguiguisuisuideyinggoucishiyijingnieshouniejiaoqianrulexiaoyuandongxiangfang。
lipingandexiaoyuanbuda，youxixiangfang，dongxiangfanghaiyoutamensanrencishizhengdaizhedezhongtang，
erzhuyouguisonglaideshangqianhezhangfangsonglaidexuanmingjiaozhongkuijia，doubeichanghaolingfangzailedongxiangfang。
yinggouxiaoxinyiyidetuikaidongxiangfangmen，tiansetaiwan，yemuchuichui。
conghuaizhongtaochuhuozhe，huoguangliangqi——fanweibudao。
“zheishi……xuanmingjiaozhongdekuijia？”
yinggouyiyanbianrenchulezheishuxidejiazhou，churuxuanmingjiaoshi，yiqunchuanzhetongzhongyangshikuijiadexuanmingjiaozhong，mimimamadezaizijimianqianguichengyipian，zuiligaohanzhe，“gongyingsidashizu！”
“嘶——”
yinggourenbuzhuxileyikoulengqi，nanbucheng——dangshitayezai？
有可能，
dangshiguididerentaiduole，yexu，taliwolideyuan，meiyourenchuwo？
yinggoufachuguaixiao，yaozhenshizheiyang，neiyetaishuangleba。
不过……
tabushiyixinzuixindushuma？
zenmexianzaiyerulexuanmingjiaole？
haipayinqizhuyi，yinggoujingzhichuimiehuozhe，kanlekanliangdengdezhongtang。
略微犹豫了一下，
下一秒，
yinggouyijingpazailezhongtangdefangdingzhishang。
……
“zheimezhangshijianle，yizhihaibuzhidaolaodanishinaliren？”
ganggangxiankaiyipianshiwa，changxuanlingdeshengyinbianchuanruyinggouerzhong。
哪里人？
自然是长安人士啦。
萤勾这样想。
“buzhidao，”lipinganbaishou，“yijuexinglaiwojiuzaizheierle。”
“而且……”
“wojibuqingyiqiandeshile，wodejiyizhizhidaozijishilipingan，qitade……douwangle。”
忘了？
changxuanlinghechangxuanlingyouxiechayi，errendanxinchuodaolipingandetongdian，gangadexiaoleliangsheng。
忘了？
wudingshangdeyinggougengchayi，nanguaiananguai，nanguaijintianzaichengmenkouyudaoshi，tahaiganhezijiduishi——ruoshizhiqianzaojiuyiwuyanjingpaoyuanle。
“neige，laoda，jinritianseyebuzaole，”changhaolingkaikou，zhilezhizijishenshangchuanzhedeyishensugao，“shibuxiangman，woerrenshitoutoupaochulaide，”
“xianqianshuole，zhangjinjiangjunjiangwoerrenshouweiyiziyinv，jinye……haixuweitashouling。”
“shoushenmeling！”changxuanlingyiduojiao，“kantajideneixiegongfa，nayouyigezhengjingde，wokantashenshanglianshidudoumeiyou，shuobudezheiqianshiwanduzhang，yezhishitacongmoudiyiwaidelai……”
“xiaomei，”changhaolingchuyanzhizhi，“zheixiehuazailaodazheilishuoshuojiuhao，zaiwaishuocuoyijuhua，keshiyaodiaonaodaide。”
“jiushiyinweizailaodazheicaishuode。”changxuanlingxixiaoyisheng，shenshoulanzhulipingandebeibang，“laoda，xiacizailaixunni……”
……
送走黑白无常二人，
lipinganfanhuiwunei，shenshounaqi《qianshiwanduzhang》he《dianlongdaofengjue》，
cixingdaoshiyouyiwaizhixi。
lvxianfankai《qianshiwanduzhang》，
zailipinganyanzhong，zheicaibushilajigongfa。
尸不尸毒的无所谓，
主要是就喜欢吸人。