第6章 分账是个技术活

“fenzhang?”jiangyizhiyanzhuziyizhuan,paizhexiongfuguzuohaoqidao:“jiandan,zheizuoshengyidezijindoushiwochude,liyingzhandatou,suirannizhifuzezuzhuang,dangegewoyebukuidaini,baerfen,wobanier。”

chenshulengxiaoyiju,tazhidaojiangyizhitan,danmeixiangdaodoubudaiyanshide。

“nikebiewangle,jinhuodequdaozaiwoshouli。”

jiangyizhilianseyijiang,biaoqinglveyouyinchen,suijibaibaishouxiaodao:“xingba,kanzainitigongqudaodefenshang,duofenniyicheng,qisanfen。”

“bu,wuwufen!”chenshujizijidaolebeijiu,dakouchicai,yangzihendanding。

“nijiufuzezuzhuangyixia,huadianliqieryi,zenmehaoyisikaikouyaowuwufen?”jiangyizhibudanding,paizhezhuozizhanqishen,dengyanfushichenshu。

yalipumianerlai,chenshuquehaobuzaiyidixiaochusheng,tashuqiyigezhitou,“niqudachangziliwenwen,nagechanglibubayoujishudegongrendangpusagongzhe?”

“meiyouwo,niyoubenshizu**pji?”

zheiniandai,peiyangyigejishugongburongyi,zhangwoyimenjishujiuxiangdangyuyouletiefanwan。

dachangzilijishugongdezhiweiwangwangdoushifuzixiangchuan,meigerendoubashoulidebenshikandejin,shengpabeirenxuelequ。

jiangyizhiyusai,tayeqingchuzheiniantoudeqingkuang,bugandao:“xing,wozaituiyibu,liusifen,woliunisi。”

budengchenshufanbo,tapaibandao:“niyebiewangle,zijinshiwotoude,meiyouwonishenmedouganbucheng。”

tingdaozhei,chenshuzheicaimanyidixiaochusheng,tadeyugujiushiliusifen。

“cheng,zouyige,yihouyiqifacai。”chenshuzhudongjuqibeizi。

jiangyizhixinlibiequ,meixiangguohuirangchuzheimeduolirun,jiangyingdao:“facaifacai。”

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huidaojia,chenshuchuaizhedabaodejiucaijinlewu,yanhuoqibanzhehongshudexiangweisongrubijian。

bashiniandaizajiaoshuidaohaimeiyoutuiguangkai,jialiqiongchibubaomi,baiweizuofanshichangchangbahongshuqiechengkuaihefangzaimiliyiqizhu。

zaowuneijumubandeshengxiangchuanruerduo,chenshuyilianhaoqizouguoquchakan。

“xincibieguolai,yuanyuandizuozhe,xiaoxinmuxiejiandaoyanjingli。”

baiweicaleyibahan,chilidinaqijuzijuxiayikuaimuban,zaitadejiaobianyijingfanglesikuaidaxiaobuyidebanzi。

chenshudabushangqian,qiangguomuju,xintengzeguaidao:“xiaoxinjudaoshou,dengwohuilaiwolaijua。”

baiweiheleyitiao,danqiediminleminzui,chenshudeturangaibianlingtawusuoshicong。

tahaipazheiyishidewenroushichenshuteyiyingzaodejiaxiang。

“yaozuogeshenmedongxi?wolai。”chenshuluqixiuzi,shuanglangyixiao。

xincidiediezhuangzhuangpaodaomuqinshenhou,tanchutoulaihuida,“mamaxiangyaozuoyigexiaoxiangzi。”

zhangjiemaozhadong,shuilinglingdedayanjingwangxiangchenshu,zheshirerenlianai。

“yaofangdongxima?”chenshujingyaditaiqitou,shuoshihuajialimeiyouduoshaodongxixuyaobaifangya。

“woxiangchuqububuxiezi,bangrencapixie,haodaibutiedianjiayong。”baiweiqieqiedidixiatou,jiranjuedingyaogenchenshujixuguorizi,tajiudexiangfangshefazhaogehuogan。

tahechenshushixiaganggongren,douyoushouyizai,capixiexiubuxieziduitalaishuobusuannanshi。

waitoudajiexiaoxiangdouyoucapixiedetandian,jibenshangshizhonglaoniandefunvzaiganzheihuo。wanglaidekerennengchuandeqipixie,yesuanshigeyouqianren。baiweiyigenianqingpiaoliangdedaguniangchuqucapixie,yaoshichudianshigaizenmeban?

chenshujingebuyi,tadiuxiamuju,kuijiudilouzhubaiweidejiaoqu。

“a!”baiweijingjiao,fenlizhengzha,tadeqiaolianshangliuluchuyisihuangluan。

“buxuqifumama。”xincilianseshabai,kuhanchusheng,paoguolaichuidachenshu。

chenshushouzuwucuo,lianmanganweinver,“babameiyouqifumama,xinciguai,xianchuquwanyihuier。”

huayingangluo,tadelianpichouchubuyi,citonggancuanrunaohai,shihuhudekoushuiliuleyishou。

taditouyiqiao,dunshikuxiaobude,zheinizidanxinmamazaoqifu,xiazuikezhenbuliuqing。

jingguoyifanzhengzha,baiweizhendingxialai,zheiyangwennuandeyongbaoyijinghenjiumeiyouguole,taqiaoliantonghong,lazhenverdeshouanweidao:“xincikuaifangkai,guai,mamameiyoubeiqifuni。”

dengxincibeihongzou,chenshudegeboloudegengjinle。

“kuaisongshou,woyaochuanbuguoqile。”baiweibiehonglelian。

“dayingwo,biechuquhaobuhao?”chenshudunledun,danyoudao:“jiusuanzhaohuogan,yedequzhengguidechangli,niyigerendaowaimianhuihenweixian。”

baiweiyizaibeibangli,yanmoulveweiandan,“kewomenjia……”

“woyijingzhuanqianle,mingtianjiuyaochuquzudianmian。”chenshuganmangtaochudoulideyiqianwu,tanglisonghuolaishi,dezhichenshuyouzuzhuangjiqidebenshi,teyisixialiqingtazuletaibpji。

tashenqingdao:“yinweixiagang,woyigedananrenyangbuhuojiali,zaitongkuzhongduoluole,yiqianshiwohuodetaihuangtang。xianzaiwozhaodaolezhuanqiandefazi,wohuizhenzuoqilai,qingnixiangxinwo。”

chenshubakaibpjixiaoshoudiandeshimoyiwuyishidijiangjibaiweiting,baiweitingdetongkuliuti,zhangkaishuangbeijinjinbaozhuyanqiandenanren。

tadengzheiyitiantaijiule,dengdetajijinjuewang。

xinghao,tazhongyudengdaochenshuxingwuyijigaibiandeyitian。

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ciri,chenshuzhaodaojiangyizhiyiqiquzudianmian。

dezhiliangrenlaiyihou,xizhuangbitingdezhongniannanrenxieyanquzhejiangyizhi,shuqiyigenshouzhi,“yinianyiwan,fenwenbushao。”

jiangyizhilaolianzhanghong,maileshitaolingjianhou,tashoulideqianzhishengsanqian,zenmekenengzudeqi。

“laozong,nijigechengxinjia,wozaizheitiaojieshanghunleshijinian,dadaxiaoxiaoderenwudoujianguo,zudianmianzheizhongshiwomenerqing。”jiangyizhijinzhangdecalecahan,qiangzhuangdanding。

“aiyaobuyao,naoshishangdedianpu,wohaipazubuchuqu?”

nenggoufanhuajiedaoshangzhangwojijiadianmiandeyesuanyouqianrenle,ziranbuhuiqingyibeihuzhu。

renjiayouyanbujin,jiangyizhiwukenaihe,juedediujinlelianmian,zhidechechechenshudeyixiushiyilikai。

yipangdechenshudaliangzhongniannanrendechuanzhe,laoshenzizaidizuozaiyuandi。

“bieji。”anfuhaojiangyizhi,tazheicaihuitouchongzhongniannanrenweixiao,“laozong,yiwankuaiwomenqueshimeiyou,zheiyang,zubannianxingbu?”

“xing,bannianwuqian,naqianchulaijiuqianhetong。”zhongniannanrenyiliansuiyi。

jiangyizhitingdaozheidunshijile:“chenshunishuoshenmeni,zanmenshoulijiuzhishengsanqianle,wokeshibandiandoubuhuiwanglimiandale。”

tapachenshudazheyaotazhuiqiandezhuyi,xianjitilegexing。

“caisanqian?langfeilaozikoushui。”zhongniannanrenmamalielieqishen,yilianfanzaodifanlegebaiyan。

chenshudandingyixiao,“laozongzheishendabanhenqipaiya,zouchuqubeieryoumianziba。”

“guannimenshenmeshi,zubuqijiukuailikai,biedanwuwodeshijian。”zhongniannanrenbunaifandilengheng。

“xianzaimodouneibiandeyouqianrendouliuxingdaibpji,laozongbuhuimeiyouba?”chenshudingzhuduifangdekuyaodailianlianyaotou,haobuyanshidiyanmouzhongdeyihan。