第1章 我对男生没兴趣

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guaziliandayanjing,rongmaomianqiangcouhe。

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"滚。"

"扑哧!"

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够撩人。

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断子绝孙腿?

季译承啐了一口。

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nandaozheirenbushichoujiapailaide?

姜彤微愣。

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搞笑又暧昧。

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姜彤瞳孔一缩!

流氓!

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主任笑容僵在脸上。

"8……8ban?"tabuganzhixin。

姜彤眨眨眼。

有什么问题吗?

"jiangtong,nizaikaolvkaolv?yaobuhuanyige?8ban……"

"不考虑。"

zhurenyiju"jilvzuichachengjizuilan"gengzaihoujianmeilaidejishuo。

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"huxiuwen!laozidabaonidegoutou!"

yinlangzhida,qishizhiqiang。

genglaoshiyouxiegangadimolemobizi。

姜彤乐了。

这就是……友爱?