第1章
“陆擎。”
“我在。”
guwantangzaibingchuangshang，xiaoshoudezhishengxiapibaogu，sanshichutoudetayanjingaohuai，yijingkanbuqingyanqiandenanren。
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“luqingwo…”guwanxiangshuoshenme，houlonglidetanrujushiyiyangduzhusuoyoudekongqi，erbianxiangqijicudelingsheng，haiyounanrenjiaojideshengyin。
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xiaridefengchaoshiwenre，dayucuncunkoudetiangengshang，nanrencazhetoushangdehan，bunaifandicuicu：“niganshenmeni，denghuierlujiarenzhuichulai，sheidoubiexiangzou。”
zheigaisideshengyin，huachenghuitadourende，sidousile，tazenmeyoutingdaozheiwangbagaozideshengyin，nanbuchenghezechenyesile？
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不对，这不是地狱。
dapiandemaitianbeifengchuidefuqimailang，jizhiqingwacongjiaobiantiaoguo，yueguangjiaojiexinghecuican，zheilishiluqingdelaojia，dayucun。
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好你妹啊。
guwanshunshouchaoqipangbiandeshitou，zhijiechuidaohezechendetoushang，kandaotachitongdaozaipangbian，naodaiwangwaimaoxue，xinlishishuobuchudechangkuai。
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guwanheluqingshiwawaqin，gudieyouqian，nianqingdeshihoubeidaitubangpiao，beilulaoliujiuxia，errenyijianrugujiliangjiahaizidingxiawawaqin，tachengnianhoujiubeidabaojiadaozheililai。
guwanxiangdaoyiqiandeshi，huangrugeshi，dieheniangxianzaidoushentikangjian，meibeitatuoleisi，yiqiedouzhongxinkaishi，zhenhao。