第2章
什么情况？
shenyunjinjianqiqianpiaolvelveshuleshu，zheixiejiaqilaizuyouliubaiduokuai。
yuanzhuzhuanzhengqianmeigeyuegongziershiwukuai，zhuanzhengneilianggeyuegongzisishierkuai，gongzhuansihougongzisanshi，yijingkuailianggeyuemeifale。
gongzuosannianjingranzanxiazheimeduoqian，nanguaijuziliyijianxinyifudoumeiyou。
shenyunjinfankaibijiben，shangtoujizhemimimamadezhangdan，meiyibidoujingxidaofen。
xixikanguohoucaimingbaiguolai，shizhanancputa。shuotabamashijiaoshiyisheng，tajiashizhishifenzijiating，yuanzhubamashigongren，shigongxinjieceng。
hualihuawaidiannvzhupeibushangtajia，yaoxiangrangtabamajieshou，tadezidaisanzhuanyixiangdecaili。
我呸！
jiutaneizhonghuose，jijinshanyinshanlaoniangdoubujia！
qiaobatagaoguide，haizhishifenzijiating，zaojiniantamenyijiazidoushichoulaojiu，dejinniupenggaizao！
buyaoliandedongxi，zhangzhelaomashiwaikezhuren，saitajinyiyuandangmazuishi。
bashiniandaisheijiadadiaopingdoushilebudededashi，genbenbuxianghoulai，bazuoshoushudangjiachangbianfan。
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tacaibuxihandangshenmexiaobaihua，tashidaicideyemeigui！
攒个屁的彩礼！
shenyunjinchaoqiqianpiaochumen，benzhebaihuodalouyangzhangerqu。
taxianshiquchengyijutaimaileliangjianpaopaoxiubulaji，yijianchunsexianhong，yijianshuilandidaibaisesuihua，dougewaichenfuse。
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chulebaihuodalou，shenyunjinshoulilindemanmandengdeng，luguoyijiafalangyouzhefanhuiqu，tanglegedadadebolang。
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huidaojiashi，fancaiyijingshangzhuo，jianletadexinzaoxing，bamadagesangehaoxuanbazuibajingtuojiu。
“xiaomei，nizheishi......”
tameimeisuiranshihouchugongzuo，dantebieaiganjing，xiatianzongshiyishenbaisebulaji，yaomejiushibaichenshan，xiandetebieqingchun。
jintianyizhenggedabianyang，congguaiguainvbianchengpansidongdeyaojingle！
laofuqinxiangchizeguinv，quebuzhigaizenmekaikou，shengpazai**daota。
muqinfuzhexiongkou，zhihutianye，zheishendabanyetaiqianweile，tadexinzangyouxiechengshoubuzhu。
shenyunjinxiaozhekantamen：“nimenjiushuowozheimedabanhaobuhaokanba？”
dagelvxiandiantou，luchumeiyan，tatouyicifaxianmeimeishigedameiren。
jiangegerentong，tayoujiezhewen：“neinimenshuoshiwohaokanhaishilimeijuanhaokan？”
jiarenzheixiamingbaiguolai，zheihaishizaigenneiduigounannvouqi。doufuhezheshuotagenghaokan。
shishiyeshiruci，limeijuanjiuzhangzhezijihuidaban，tajiaguinvzhendabanqilaiyidianyebucha！
shenyunjinbeikuadeyouxiepiaopiaoran，xiaomimilakaidengzichifan。
“guainv，zheishimateyijinidundelaomujitang，shineimeduoxue，deganjinbuqilai。”
shenyunjinjieguowanheleyikou，lianshangdexiaoyishunjianjiangzhu。
hao，haonanhea......
zheinianyuechuleyanbajiumeiyouqitadiaoweipinle？
qiangrenzheyounihewanyiwan，muqinshoujiaolisuodiyoujitashengleyiwan，haiteyijianleliangkuaijiroufanglitou。
shenyunjinshengwukelian，yikouqihewan。
yuanyiweitangdougounanhele，meixiangdaorougengnanchi。yebuzhidunleduojiu，rouzhiyouyingyouchai，haisaiya。
zheiyangdeshibaipin，qianshigenbenshangbuletadefanzhuo。
kexiciyishibiyishi，xianzaidetazhinengsaoguangganjing。
“bama，yihoujialidefanyouwolaizuo，nimenjiubiechashoule。”
muqinbuzhitadexinsi，gandongdimolemoyanjing，wozhuzijiananrendeshouxinweidao：“nverzhongyuzhangda，zhidaodianjiwomenle。”
shenyunjinqiaomihuifang，manyidikanzhejingzilidela·mei。
qianshitazaigueryuanzhangda，yingyangbuliang，gezimeizhangqilai，shencaigengshipingban。
meixiangdaozhonghuoyishi，laotianyejiletayigedingpei。
nvxingmanmiaodeshencai，wanruyishoudongrendeshipian，taneixiongbujiaoaotingba，yaozhirourouxianxi，fangfoshidazirandejiezuo。
完美！
tazheibeiziyaoshibugaoshiqibagenanren，douduibuqiyuanzhuzheifentianshenglizhi。
yiri，shenyunjinquguoyingfandianshangban。
meicuo，gaisiyinghoubuxudaiguoyingliangzi，shifujiubayinggaichengleying。
tayishenpaopaoxiubulaji，suoguweilu，pisandetoufapeishanglieyanhongchun，jihugenhuabaoshangdegangfengdameinvyimoyiyang。
shifugensangeshixiongyikaishijingranmeirenchuta，yinqindeyingchulai，wentaxiangchidianshenme。
shenyunjinbadadebolangbalakai，luchuyuanbendemoyang：“shifu，shiwoa！”
laoyezihaoxuanrangtahechugegentou，jigerenweizhetazhuanleyiquan。
dashixionghanhanyixiao，conghouchunalechushifudijita。
ershixiongyibiankanyibianzezezui：“mengdaqiangzhenshiyanxia，fangzhezheimehaokandexiaoshimeibuyao，qutiangechaihuoniu！”
shifuyiliandanxin，gensanshixiongqieqie：“zheihaizishishouledadaji，genbianlegerenside。yihuierganhuonimendoushunzhetadian。”
huayinluo，datingyipiananjing。
sangeshixiongchoumeikulian，dashixiongnaolenaotou：“shifu，nahaiyoushenmehuoa，zanyijingsantianmeikaiguozhangle......”
laoyeziyixiagengzhu，zheicaixiangqilaitamenjinfeixibi。yaoshizaimeiyouyingli，tamenjiudeshoushibaofugundanle。
dashixiongyankuangfanhong，anweishifu：“ninlaoanxin，womenzheidianshouyidoushininchuanshoude，zhiyaoninbushuosan，womenyidingpeinindaodi。”
laoyezipailepaidatudidejianbang，chixiao：“peizhewolaoyezigansha，hexibeifengjiuxuehuacai？dabulezanbafandianguanle，shifudainimenpaohongbaixishi，zhaoyangzhengqian！”
shenyunjinjinjinyouweidikanzhesigedalaoyemenshanqing，dengtamenshuowan，tamalitaoshangchushifu，yaodaixijin，dadebolangyisibulougaogaopanqi，piekaibangchupingmao，naqigaodingchushimao，duanzhengdaihao。
“fangxinba，youwozai，guoyingfandianguanbulemen！”
shifugensangeshixiongmusongtajinlehouchu，mianmianxiangqu，biaoqingdaizhi。
“shifu，xiaoshimeiyigeqiecaigong，zheifadeshinamenzifeng？beirenchuaileeryi，dajizheimedadema？”