【004】何寡妇来闹事

yaoshuoyu,tazijiyeyouyikuai,yuanbenyizhidaizhe,houlaiyebeibiaojiepianzoule。

babashuoneikuaiyushitajiande,tayizhiyiweibuzhishenmeqian,biaojienaleyitiaopiaoliangdexianglianjiuhuanletadeyu。

zhiyuneixianglian,wanquanjiushiwaimianshipindiansuichukejiandebianyihuo。

xiangxiangqianshidezijiyezhengouchunde,shoushangwozheliangjianjiazhibufeidebaobei,doubeitongyigerenpianzou!

“可以。”

shuozhe,chengshuangjiangbapingankoucongbozishangqulexialai,didaolinxiaomanshouli。

kanzhetanazhepingankouaibushishoudemoyang,chengshuangjiangxinxiahaoxiao,tazheihuierdebiaoqingdaobuxiangshitancai,ershichuncuixihuanzheipingankou。

taxihuanyu?huozheshuoshixihuanbaobei?

kantaneimebaobeineizhizanzi,shizhubaoyuqizheixieshipindouxihuanma?

tajidejiashiyouyitiaoguwanjie,zhenghao,tongleneixiaoziyaocongmodouguolai,batadaiquwanwanhuoxushigebucuodezhuyi?

shishishang,linxiaomanduipingankouaibushishoudeyuanyinshi,qibaoduitaqueshiyoufanying!

tajihukeyiganshoudaoqibaotanlandicongzhongxiqunengliang。

“qibao,nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang?”taganjinyongjingshenliheqibaojiaoliu。

“haochi。”qibaoxishoulepingankoudenengliang,haimanzudikuitan。

“你这个吃货!”

“suzhu,zheigepingankou,zhipashijiazhiliancheng,shangmiandelingqibujinrangwohuifuyixienengliang,haihuifulejifenjiandinggongneng,xianzaikeyijiandingjinzanle。”

“neiwokeyijiandingtama?jiandingtayoujifenma?”

“不能!”

“wozhenshi……”bilegoule。

“suzhu,nibuyaozaixinlimawo,wotingdejian。”

womeimani,womagouni!

“你说什么?”

tayibuxiaoxinchulesheng,chengshuangjiangminruidikanleguolai。

“a,woshishuo,zheipingankouzhenshitaipiaoliangle。”

“nizhidaozheishipingankou?”

yigewusuidadenongcunxiaoguniang,zenmekenengrenshipingankou?

“e,wozaidianshilikandaode。”

“zheipingankoushiyiweizhangbeisongde,shiyangzhibaiyuzuode。yangzhibaiyushiyizhongruanyu,mozhexinizirun,yenanguainihuixihuan。”

“zhibushaoqianba?”linxiaomanzhiguanxinqianle。

tajiazheimeqiong,qianshimaigefangzidouqianyi**zhai,yinchayangcuoyoulezheimegezhongshengdejihui,tahenbudezuanqianyanziliqu。

“xiaocaimi!”chengshuangjianggualeyixiatadexiaobiliang。

zhangbeisuozeng,zishiwujia。

“shuangjiang,nixinglemeide?kuaichuanhaoyifuguolaichizaofanle。”

tingdaoyanziayideshengyin,linxiaomancaijingjuezijigenyigenandekaodezheimejin,suirantazhishigeshaonian。

tagangxiangnuodeyuandian,jiubeichengshuangjiangyibaanzhu。

“dongshenme?fengzuanjinlai,niyouyaofashaole!”

“yanziayijiaoniquchizaofan,nibuquma?”

“wojiulenideming,nandaoniliandunzaofandoubuqingwochi?”

chengshuangjiangjiantajiyubaituozijineixiaomoyang,renbuzhudouta。

“nixiangzaiwojiachizaofan?”linxiaomanyouxiejingya,xiaolianerdebiaoqingjinshikuazhang,“nikebiehouhui!”

tajidetaxiaoshihoujialichidezaofanjibenshangjiushixifanxiancai。

xiangtazheizhongyangzunchuyoudedashaoye,zenmechideguan?

“jiangxiufang,niwulinxiaomanni?tasinaliqule?wowuhaohaozuotiangentayiqichuquwan,yiwanshangdouhaimeihuilai!”

haimeidengchengshuangjiangkaikou,waimianjiuchuanlaiyigelaonvrenxiongbabadeshengyin,tingdetameitouyizhou。

linxiaomanqueshifanyingjikuai,sanxiawuchuerchuanhaoyifu,youlalechengshuangjiang,yiqiquchuanghubiantoukan。

“hedajie,nilanggezheimezaojiuguolaile?chilezaofanmeide?yaobuyaozaiwojiachidian?”

linxiaomannainaiyiguanyurenweishan,zailinjiacunzheimeduonian,jihumeigenrenhongguolian。

zaibenshengchanduidemingshengyeshizuihaode。

zhayikanyourenlaijiali,diyifanyingjiushireqingdizhaohurenjiachifan。

kezheigenvrenxianranbingbudasuanlingtadeqing。

“baniwuneigedaduanmingdehanchulai,wodaoshiyaowenwenta,wowuhaohaodaodiqunalile!”

“wozhaoleyigetongxiao,aijiaaihuquwen,neixiewaerdoushuotazuotianshiheniwulinxiaomanquhebianshuaqule!”

“niwuneigeerxifubuyaolian,shenggenveryebushigehaodongxi。diandiandagerenjiuxiaodeyitiandaowanhenanwaermanshanye!”

“wowuhaohaoyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,nixinbuxinlaoniangmashangjiuqiasita!ranhouzaiyigentiaobaibudiaosizainiwumenkou!”

“wodaoyaokankan,niwuhailanggeguozheigenian!”

helaotaitaizhanzailinjiamenwaipofusidedashengzhouma,zhouweidelinjudoucongzijiwutoudakaimenchulaikan,yanjianshita,douzaizhizhidiandian。

helaotaitaishigeguafu,nianqingdeshihouzhangfujiusizailezhanchangshang,yigerenbasangeerzilacheda,xiaoerzihaishiyifuzi。

neixienianyinweishenghuojiannan,heguafujiuhezhangfudexiongdigaodaoleyiqi,chuanchulaidehuayaoduonantingyouduonanting。

ketalengshimeilianmeipi,sheishuojiujiesheijiadeduan,gaodemeiyigerengandangzhetademianshuoxianhua。

dajiadouyinweibuxianggentajijiaorangdaoqita,taqueshiyuelaiyuedecunjinchi,ziyiweidabiancunziwudishou,yizhangzuishichulemingdelan。

yikanshita,kanrenaoderenduo,danzhanchulaibangjiangxiufangderenjiushaole。

meibanfa,sheiyebuxiangredeyishensao。zheikeshigeshenmehuadoushuodechukoudesilaotaipo!

tingtazheimeshuo,jiangxiufangdelianseyekualexialai。

bahuoqianwangzaomenqianyidiu,heizheyizhanglianjiucongzaowu(chufang)zoulechulai。

“hedajie,hanniyishengdajie,neishikanninianjida,danyebushinagejiupaleni!”

jiangxiufangshuangshouzaiweiqunshangcaleca,tashixindishanliangbujia,keyebushigerenrenqifuderuanshizi。

kanheguafuyifulaizhebushandemoyang,taiduyeqiangyingqilai。

“niwuwaerdiule,zhejiyeshilisuoyingdang,dannizheiyangbufenqinghongzaobaijiuwangwojiaxiaomanshenlai,shishaziyisi?”

“nishuoniwulinhaozuotianhewowuxiaomanqulehebianshua,neizhenghao,wohaimeiquzhaoni,nidaoshizhaodaowowulaile!”

“wosunnvzuotianxiawushibeirenconghelijiuqilaide,wanyidiandianjiuyansi,daoxianzaidouhaizaifagaoshao,wohaixiangwenshibushiniwulinhaobatatuixiaqudeye!”

“ni,nihushuoshazi!wowuhaohaoneimeguai,langgekenengtuiniwulinxiaomandaohelitou?pabushinixiangdaodayipa,congwozheilieyiyaofeiba?”

heguafuliangshouchayao,shuangtuichakai,dayouniganwumiewosunzi,wojiuzhaonipinmingdejiashi。