taxiangzuoyijianxinyishanghenjiule，danjialimeiyoubupiao，gengmeiyouxianqian，taqiulelichunlihaojiuyemeiyaodao。
neitianjiandaojitingyannachuzheijianyifu，tayanjingyixiazijiuliangle，dangjibayifuqiangleguolai。
neimehaodeliaozi，litingyanneigeshazizenmepeichuan。
kendingshitachuanshangcaihaokan，neiyanseduochenta！
jitingyandangshibuyanbuyu，renyoutaqiangzou，tahaiyiweishitashixiang，zhidaoqiangbuguotata，bianbuzaibaifeiliqi。
meichengxiangtashidengzhezaizheierfanjiangtayijun，xiangyaoqiangtadefangjian。
简直没天理！
jixuemeilikebaozhulichunlidegebo，yangqiudao：“niang，nikuaijiwopingpingli，xiwumingmingshiwodefangjian，shengkoupengpangbianneigecaopengcaishijitingyande！”
“nikuaishuoa，shibushi？！”
luzhenghexieshuliwenyantongshiwangshengkoupengpangkanguoqu。
youxiaoyouzhai，haichou，sihufengyichuijiuhuisanjia。
“zenmekenengnengzhuren？”
xieshulirenbuzhuxianqidiwuzhulebizi，jianzhinanyixiangxiang。
luzhengmeixinweicu，shixianluozaijitingyanshenshang。
tachuanzheyijianbaidiyinhuadeguazi，heisekuzihebuxie，yaozhiheshouwanxideheren，yimiliuwudegetou，gujilianbashijindoumeiyou。
zaikanjixuemei，guazidoukuaibaobuzhutadebangzi，bojingneiyiquanquanshirou。
yebuzhidaojijiadaodishizenmeyangdenver，yigeshoubujinfeng，yigebangdayaoyuan，zheidaiyushuoshiyigetianshangyigedixiayebuweiguo。
lichunligangyaokaikoushuohua，quejianjitingyanzhouzhemeitoudao：“meimei，nijiubuyaoweinanniangle。”
“zanmencunlisheibuzhidaoniangxinzuishan，duijinvbiduizijideqinguinvhaiyaohao？”
“shenmehaodeyifua、fangjianadoujinzhewoxianyong，tazenmekenengrangwoquzhushengkoupengni？mingzhidaohouniangnandang，nizheibushicunxinbaihuainiangdemingshengma？”
lichunlimanduzidehua，jiuzheimebeijitingyandeyidinggaomaozidulehuiqu。
taruguozheigeshihouweijixuemeishuohua，neiqibujiudalezijidelian，gaosusuoyourentakedaijinvlema？
neitakuxinweichidehaomingshengzenmeban？
yanjianqinniangdoubuweizijishuohua，jixuemeizhihaokanxiangjidashan，chongtasajiaodao：“die，niangkaobuzhu，nikeqianwanyaoweiwozuozhua！”
jidashanzuichungangdong，bianjianjitingyanyoujianghuatouduizhunleta。
“xuemei，nideyisishidiemingzhidaowoshixiejiadingxiadeerxi，haiguyirangwoshuishengkoupengma？nizheibushicunxinxiangrangrenjiawuhuidiekanbuqixiejiama？”
kanbuqixiejiama？xieshulisaoguolaiyigeweixiedeyanshen，jidashanlikebijinlechunchunyudongdezui。
takedezuibuqixiejiaa，tamenhaiyaokaozhexieshuliyijialiyuyuelongmenni。
yinermianduijixuemeiqiuzhudeyanshen，jidashanliangyanyibi，gancuiyanbujianxinbufan。
“meiera，nijiubuyaonaopiqile，neijiushinijiejiedefangjian，bandiancuomeiyou！nijiezuoweixiezhangguanweilaidelaopo，ziranyaozhuzuihaodewu！”
jixuemeijianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
tabumingbai，weishenmeyixiangtengtadedieniangturanjiubuzhanzaizijizheibianle，haiyaoqubangjitingyanneige**。
“我讨厌你们！”
jixuemeikuzhehouchuyijuhua，zuihouehenhendengleyiyanjitingyan，zhuanshenwangwaipao。
jidashanjilelichunliyigeyanshen，lichunlilianmangchuquzhui。
“meier！manzhedianpao！tianhei，bieshuaizhele！”
litingyanlianmanggenshangqu，dingzhuleju：“nianga，ninbushishuoyaoqinzixiachuweixieshulizuofandema？yidingyaozaodianhuilaia！”
lichunlixianxiemeibeiyijiaobandao，shuaigegouchishi。
谁说她要做饭了？
tamenjiadefanbuyizhidoushitazaizuoma？tashenmeshihoujinguochufang？
kezheisiyatouzheimeyishuo，zheifantashibuzuoyebuxingle，buranjiuyoubianchengbuzhongshixiejia。
zhenshijianguile，zheichouyatoujintianyebuzhidaoshibushibeiguishangshenle，zongshisanyanliangyujiunaniezhuta。
实在太玄乎。
buguojianghaishilaodela，talichunliyebushichisude。
等着瞧吧。
lichunlimouzhongshanguoyisiyinhen，jixuquzhuijixuemeiqule。
厨房内。
jixuemeizuozaizaokengqian，heizheyizhanglianwanglitianchaihuo，mingxianxinqingbujia。
zhenghemiandelichunlijianzhuangbapiaofangxia，querenwaimianmeirenhou，congguolinachusangezhuhaodejidan，saijinjixuemeihuaili。
“kuaibieqile，kanniangjiniliuleshenme。”
“呀，鸡蛋！”
jixuemeideyanzhuzidouyaonianzaijidanshangle，koushuiyididiwangxialiu。
jidankeshihenzhenguidedongxi，demaiqian，haideliuzhefuxiaoji，zhiyouguonianguojiecainengchishang。
lichunlilianmangshuqishizhifangzaizuibian，shengpabierentingdao。
“kuaichi，chiwanbazuicaganjing，biejiaonidieheneichouyatoukanchulai。”
“aiya，wozhidaoleniang，buguoniang，nizhenjiuzheimeyanzhengzhengkanzheneichouyatouqiangzouwodefangjianma？nibuhuijiuzheidianshouduanba？”
lichunlichenguaidikantayiyan：“zheihaizi，niniangwonengzheimemeiyongma？”
“neichouyatoudeyibuleduojiu，bieshuofangjian，zhiyaonitingniangdehua，xieshulidoushinide，junguanfurendeweizhigengshinide！”
xieshulijinniancaiershiwusui，jiuyijingyoujungongzaishen，zaijunyinglidiweigaodehen，yihoutuileyi，chengshihukoububishuo，lianfangzihegongzuoguojiadoubao，jiashuyenengliandaizhechixiangdehelade。
zheiyangyigejinguixu，lichunlizenmekenengliujijitingyan，buliujizijiaguinv？
ququyigeshazigunv，qinniangjialineibiandouyijingsijuehule，liangenengjitachengyaoderendoumeiyou，haibushirentacuobianrouyuan？
lichunlizixindehen，bijingdouyijingnanieletaershinian，tajiubuxinzijinaniebulexiayigeershinian。
zhiyujixuemei，tayijingmeizizidihuanxiangqilezijidangshangjunguanfuren，chuanzhediaopidayizuozaijiaochelideqingxing，xiaodehebulongzui，baozhelichunlidegebojiushiyizhensajiao。
“jiuzhidaoniangnizuilihai、zuitengwole。”
lichunlichongnidimomotadetou：“kuaibajidanchile，niangteyijinizangzhede。”
jixuemeigangzhunbeibajidanqiaopo，quetingjianchufangdemumenbeirenqiaoleqiao。
zuozeixinxudemunvliangheleyitiao，likewuzhujidantaiqitou，zhijianjitingyanzhanzaimenbian，raoyouxingzhidikanzhetamen。
lichunlibuzhidaotakandaoleduoshao，tingdaoleduoshao，zhinengjichuxiaoyiwendao：“ting、tingyan，nizenmelaile？zheiliyanxunhuoliaode，kebushihaodaidedifang。”
jitingyanfanwen：“niyejuedeyanxunhuoliaoma？”
“dannibiewangle，wokeshiwozaizheili，jinimenzuoleshijiniandefan。”
lichunlimianbugaisedao：“wozhidaonishigeyouxiaoxindehaizi，padienianglaolei，xiagongzhihouchibushangrehufan，suoyicaimeitiandouqiangzhezuofan。”
“niangjizhenideqing，meitiandouduiwaishuonidehao，younizheiyangdenvershiniangdefuqini。”
季听言冷笑一声。
撒谎。