第1章
“linyisheng，gongxi！ninhuaiyunle。”
linyunazheyanyundan，zuijiaodetianmizenmedouyangaibuzhu。
tatuikaijiamen，zhunbeigenyangshaoshangliangxiatiqianjubanhunli。
meixiangdaoyangshaobuzai，zhiyouyangmuzuozaishafashangkeguazi，jiantamanmianhongguang，yanjiaoyipie。
“怎么这么高兴？”
linyumozhexiaofu，dichuyunjiandan，“wohuaiyunle，haiziyijingyoulianggeyue......”
“啪！”
linyuhuameishuowan，yingmianailezhongzhongdeyierguang。
yangmushuangyandengyuan，nubukee。
“nishuoshenme？nijuranhuaiyunle！”
congweijiandaopopozheimezhengningdeshense，linyuwuzhelianhoutuijibu。
quebeiyangmuyishouhaozhutoufa。
“nige**，juranmanlewomenlianggeyue！haizishisheide！”
linyugangzhanwen，youshilianggeerguangshanxia。
xiangliangdeerguangzaiwuneixiangqi，linyurenzhetoupisiliedetong，shanglehuoqi。
“haizidangranshiyangshaode！”
“lianggeyueqian，dinghunneitianwanshangwomenzaiyiqi！”
neiyeshitadechuye，tajiyiyouxin。
yangmutingwan，quegengqile。
“fangpi！nizenmekenenghuaishangwojiayangshaodehaizi，nikendingtourenle，laoniangdasinigehulijing！”
linyuyitouwushui，yanjianbazhangluoxia，tayishouqianzhu，yuqibingleng。
“woweishenmebunenghuaishangtadehaizi？zenmewohuiyihuaiyunjiushitourenle，nierzibuxingma？！”
“**nibizui！laoniangsilannidezui！”
linyubenshiqijizhixia，koubuzeyan，danyangmuquexiangshibeirencaizhongweibayibanyingji，pushanglaijiuyaochetoufa、naohualian。
她避之不及。
zhengzaizheishi，menxiangle，shiyangshaohuilaile。
kanqingwuneidejingxiang，nanrenmeiyousihaoyouyu，likechongjinmen，tuikailinyu，jiangzijilaonianghuzhu。
“linyu！nizhangbenshileshiba！lianwomanidouganda！”
“wufawutiandedongxi，nimameijiaonizunjinglaoren？”
好一个妈宝男！
林菀脸色一白。
tafumuzaoshi，congxiaogenzheguguzhangda，yincishoubulerenherendihuizijidejiating。
jianqidishangdeyunjiandan，linyupitougailiandezaxiangyangshao。
“nidengdayanjingkanqingchu，daodishisheibuzunzhongren！nimazhidaowohuaiyunle，sihuobuchengrenshinimenyangjiadezhong！”
yangshaokandaoyunjianbaogao，zhoulezhoumei，jiezhexiangshixiangdaoleshenme，shunjianxishangmeishao。
tagaoxingdeshenzhilaoniangdougubushang，goutuidepaodaolinyushenbian。
“yuyu！nizhenhuaiyunle？taihaole！”
talianshangshiyizhibuzhudexingfen，erneizhongxingfenbuxiangshiyaodangfuqindexingfu、xiyue，ershi......tanlanzhirentufahengcaidexinxiruokuang。
yangshaobugulaoniangdezulan，duanlaichajishangdeshuiguo，jilinyuboleyigejuzi，youanzhetazuozaishafashang，jitachuitui**。
taturuqilaidezhuanbianrangyangmulengzaiyuandi，jierdashenghechi。
“tahuaiyunlenihaigongzheta？nibuzhidaonideqingkuangma，zheihaizizenme......”
yangmuhuameishuowan，yangshaoyigeyandaoguoqu，tazhanqishen。
“妈！”
yangmubeidulehua，liansebuyu，yuqigewaishengying。
“zheimedadinglvmaozinidoukanbujian，nishiyaoqisiwo......”
“ma！nishaoshuoliangjuhuisia！yuyuhuaiyunlezanjiudegongzhe！nijiushitaiyishenyiguile，laodiejiushizheimebeinibizoude......”
yangshaosanyanliangyu，jiujiangyangmudefanchangguijieweixinggeshiran。
yangmubeibaobeierzijielianduilejiju，xiongtangjulieqifu，kejianqidebuqing。
tadaoyibandemuguangwandaolinyushenshang，fangfoyaojiangqisuishiwanduan。
林菀心下一紧。
buduijing，taibuduijingle。
yangmuzhiqiandefanying、yuyanyouzhidehua，yangshaoqianhoutaidudezhuanbian。
nanbucheng......taganggangshuoyangshaobuxingdehua，shizhende？
neitaduzilidehaizidaodizenmehuishi......
tamengdihuixiangqiyigezhongdian，liangrenchuyeneiwan，tazuidebuqing，erfangjianlimeiyoukaideng！
congtoudaoweidoumeiyoukaideng！
cishiyangshaohaipazaitadeduzishangxixilingting。
benshifuqihemudehuamian，danyangshaojinhuchimidemuguangranglinyuchanshengleyizhongcuojue。
fangfoduzilihuaidebushihaizi，ershijinzi。
shunjian，linyuhunshenhanmaozhali。
taxiangchoukaiyangshaodeshou，quebeitasisizuanzhu。
“yuyu！woshihaizifuqin，jiurangwoduokanjiyanyebuxingme？”
takelianbabadeyangzi，zaipeishangneihaisuanshuaiqidepinang，jihubufeiliqijiunengrangrengandaoxinruan。
linyucengshizhudaoyisheng，tacengjianguobizheigengaiqiudemuguang。
danciketazhijuederuzhuibingjiao，congxindishengchuhanyi。
huaiyidezhongzizaixinlishenglegen，linyutianletiangansedechun，lengjingdao：
“yangshao，hunqianyouhunjian，nihewoquwomenyiyuanzuoba......”
zhiyaozuolejiancha，tajiunengyanzhengxinzhongcaixiang。
yangmutingdao‘hunjian’erzi，shunjianbudandingle！
“wobuyunxunimenjiehun！zheihulijingjueduibunengjinwomenlaoyangjiademen！”
yangmuchuanzhecuqi，yaobushiyangshaohaipazailinyushenshang，tanengshanglaidasilinyu。
“ma！”yangshaobunaifandehoulesheng，“ninbiezaizheitianluanle！wodeshiwozijizuozhu！”
“ninengzuozhugepi！jirannizheimexihuanzheisaotizi，feiyaojiehunyexing，tabixubahaizidadiao！haidecizhizaijiasihounilaoniang！”
杨母怒目圆瞪。
“cizhi，dangranyaoci！danhaizibunengda，yuyujiugaicizhizaijiahaohaoshenghaizi！”
mabaonannandeqiangying，bushiweilelinyu，gengbushiweileliangrendehunshi，ershiweiletaduzilidehaizi。
林菀终于坐不住了。
qiebutitahuaiyizheigehaizidelaili。
就说两人关系。
yangshaoshigeputongzhiyuan，yuanbentaweileweihunanrendezizun，congzhudaoyishengziqingdaomenzhendafujiugouxishengle。
haiyaorangtawanquanfangqitareaidezhiye？haidezaijiarenlaorenyuandanggeshengyujiqi？
不可能！
jintianzheiyichu，chedizhihaoletazheijiniandelianainaowanqi。
tataitoukanlekanzheiyuanbendasuanzuoweihunfangdefangzi。
zhuangxiu、shoufu、yuegong，tajide，jialisihouyangmudezhongdiangong，tazhaode。
zaikankanchuangwai，louxiadechewei、yangshaodesuv，quanshitamaide！
而杨绍呢？
zaiyiqisannian，jiushizhuitadeshihousongletemedejiheqiaokelihemeiguihua！
chucizhiwai，lianpeitadeshijian，douyaoshaoshangtama！
tadaodituzheigemabaonanshenmea！
turanxingwudelinyu“shua”diqishen，taiduqiangyingdao：“zuomeng！”
“haiziwohuida，hunyebuyongjiele！nimenniangliang，zhendeyougourangwoexin。”
linyulengxiao，“weijiehunzhunbeidefangchemingtianjiumai，maiwanfenshou，zhihounimenaizhaosheicizhizaijiasihounimenjiuzhaoshei，wobusihoule！”
yangmuyitingzheihua，qidewuzhexiongkouzhiduosuo。
“ni......nifanleni！nizenmegan？！”
“wozenmebugan！”linyutiqibao，mouguanglingli，“mingtiannimenyaoshihaimeibanzou，dengzhewobaojing，gaonimenfeifaruqinba！”
yangshaodeliansezaishunjianchenlexiaqu，tajianlinyutibaoyaozou，lianmangqulan。
“yuyu！womadoushixiashuode，nibiegentajiaozhen，jiehundeshiwomenmanmanshangliang，nizhidaowoshiainidea！”
“fanzhenghuaiyunlechuanhunshayebuhaokan，denghaizishengxialaiwomenzaijiehunxingbuxing？”
杨绍想的很美。
danhuiyingtade，shiyingmianerlaidesanerguang。
linyuzhuanzheshouwan，mianseqinliang。
“nimashangde，haini！”
budengyangshaofanying，tazhuanshenkaimen，yangzhangerqu。