第1章
江城，卫家。
weihengmianluyihanyouzhandingjietiekaikou，“adai，womenfenshouba。”
quanjiasuoyourendouyaquewusheng！
weihenghaoburongyibalandaizhuidaoshou，liangrenhaizaidudaxuedeshihouyiqichuangbanlenanbeizhiyao。
mingtianjiushitamendinghunderizi，qingtiedouyijingfaxiaqule，xianzaiqueyaofenshou？
baomumendoudizhetou，buganshuohua。
landaishenbianzuozhedejiangxikuqidao：“adai，duibuqi，nibuyaoguaihenggege，zheidoushiwodecuo......”
bianshuo，tahaibianwozhelandaideshoufangzaizijideduzishang，yanshenjiaoxiudiwangzhezuozaiduimiandeweiheng。
landaikanzheiliangrenyichangyihe，xinzhongleran：“nidecuo？nipashangguiminanyoudechuang，queshiyoucuo。”
jiangxilikeyanleiluoxia，kaishichayanchayu：“adai，nishiwodehaojiemei，yinggaibuhuirenxinkanwoduzilidehaizimeiyoubababa？”
jiangxicongjinrunanbeizhiyaogongzuokaishi，yizhichuxinjilvxiangyaohelandaigaohaoguanxi。
mingmianshangshihaojiemei，beidiliquehaodaolehaojiemeinanpengyoudechuangshang！
jiangxikanlandaimeidaliziji，likenulijichuliangdiyanlei，kanshangquchuchukelian。
“adai，zheidoubushihenggegedecuo，zhinengguaiwotaiganxingle......dangshineimelangman，womeirenzhujiu......aiya，gennishuoleniyebudong！”
“doushihenggegetaiaiwo，nibulijiede！”
zheijinian，jiangximeishaoyonglandaishiyigegangtiezhinvzheiyangdecilaineihantabujiefengqing。
he！jiangxidaoshijiefengqingle，haijiekuyaodaile！
landaichouhuishou，duizheichangnaojuxialedinglun：“jirannimenshizhenai，neijiuchedisuosiba。”
shuozhe，landaihaobuyouyuquxiashoushangdejiezhi，suishourengzaiwanli。
weihengyikantazheimesuibiandedongzuo，xinliyouxiebushiziwei。
“adai，wozhidaonixinliyouyuanqi，yebunengzheimewuqingba？”
“sankuaiqianmaidezuanjie，nidangwozhiqiankanbuchulai，haishinizhunbeiliuzhejinihaizimadangchuanjiabao？”
“......”
landaizenmezhidaozheigezuanjieshipinxiximaidebianyihuo？
zheigekepadenvren，kendingtoutoukantashoujile！
zairujindeweihengyanli，jiangxibudanwenroukeai，haishijiangshijituandeqianjinda**！
erlandai，chulepiaoliangdian，nanadoushimaobing。
xiaomenxiaohu，piqibuhao，jiabankuang，zhiyaoshiyebuyaonanren，tanlejinianlianaizuidouburangqinyige！
weihengnaonudao：“jianzhibukeliyu！yihougongsiniyebuyongqule，nibeiwokaichule！”
jiangxilazhelandai，jiaodiadao：“adai，niyaozouleyebuyongdanxingongsi，henggegeyaohedshiyanshihezuole，gongsiyihouqianchengwuliang，genghekuang......”
weihengdemeimeiweilinlangganjinbuchong：“genghekuanghaiyouxixisaozibangmangni！yongbushangnile！”
shangciranglandaizaigongsijiweilinlanganpaiyigeshixigangwei，landaiyi“gaozhongshengbunengshixi，huiyingxianggaokao”deliyoujujuele。
houlaijiangxitingshuole，erhuameishuojiurangweilinlangjinqule！
yinweizheijianshi，weilinlangjihenlelandaihenjiu。
“nikuaizouba，wobuxihuanni！xixisaozibinihaoyiwanbei！dshiyanshihezuoyemeinidefen。”
zuoweiguoneishouquyizhideshiyanshi，dshiyanshiduocihuodexingyejiangzhang，haicengjingtimingzhiyaoxingyezuigaorongyujiang！
nanbeizhiyaozheixieniandefazhanhenkuai，zhuyaoyeshikaozhedshiyanshidehezuoyaojicaishunlidedaoshangshizige，huodeledaliangrongzi。
landaibuyuanzaihetamendachaodanao，zheijiarenmeiyouxiaxian，qingxingzijidinghunqiancaliangleyanjing，“zhenghao，zheipogongsiwoyebuxiangdaile，jidebawodegufenzhechengqianjiwo，fouzefatingjian！”
weihengdemuqinqinshuqingyitingshuoyaoqian，dangchangborandanu！
“nizheige**，jiushixiangyaoqian！wogaosuni，yifenqiandoumeiyou！”
“wogujiniyeshengbuchuerzi，haixiangjiajiwomenhengheng？yebukankanzijijijinjiliangzhong！niyiweinishisheia！pofu！”
landaizhiqiandangqinshuqingshizhangbei，xianzaikebuhuiguanzhe：“ninzaiziwojieshao？wojiushiwujin，zenmele？buxiangni，lianrendaihejiujinwuliang。”
weihengtingdaolandaiduizijimuqinbukeqi，likecumeidao：“nizheimeijiaoyangdenvren，beituihunyihoushifenglema？genwomadaoqian！zongsuanrenqingnidezhenmianmule，nilianjixixitixiedoubupei！”
jiangxijiaoxiudao：“aiya......henggege......biezheimeshuo......”
zheigexiuenaidechangmian，ranglandaideweiliyizhenfangun，gancuiqishen。
paipaishou，landaihuodongleyixiajingu，“meijiaoyang？neiworangnikankanshenmejiaomeijiaoyang！”
landaimantiaosililuqixiuzi，likeduanqishoubianhaizaimaoyanderetang，chaozheweihengpitougailiandaolexiaqu！
“weiheng，nizheixienianzhuangdekezhenxiang，buyaoliandechengdurangrentanweiguanzhi，yixiangzhengyeshuyujingshenbingfanchou，zhihaoleyeyaoliukoushui。”
landaiyizhishoulinzheweihengdelingkou，lingyizhishouhaobuyouyushanletajibazhang！
“landai，nifengle！nijurangandawoerzi，wohenipinle！”
landaishunshichexiapangbiandemaojin，zhuanshenjiujiangqinshuqingdeshoujiaodoukunbangqilai！
“guangguzhedatale，wangledanigelaobuside，qingchaomieguodeshihoushibushiwangletongzhini？haishichusihaideshihoubanijiloule？”
qinshuqingzaidishangniuchengleyitiaorudongdequ，baihuahuaderoudoubeiyifulelechulai，gaoshengdahan：
“woyaoshaleni！wozuzhounizheizhongnvrenyibeizidoujiabuchuqu，zhiyoubeituihundeming！”
jiandaoweihengheqinshuqingdoubeizoule，jiangxidajingshise！
tajijimangmangcoushangqu，kuxixidao：“adai，nibuyaozheiyang，doushiwodecuo......”
landaiyibazhangshanleshangqu！
“niyiweiwobudayunfu？kebieshenggexiangniyiyangderuozhi，zhixiangjirendangxiaosan！”
jiangxiwuzhebizi，tongkudao：“wodebizi！haiwomashengbi！”
jiangxidebizishihualedajiaqianzuode！
xianzaibeilandaihenhendaleyibazhang，zhenggebizidouyaowaile！
“还我漂亮鼻子！”