“nishuosha？mailiangshi？”
liuzhishudouhuaiyizijitingcuole。
suhuadianlediantou：“dui，mailiangshi。haizibarangwomenqubuduisuijun，zheixieliangshiwodaibuzou。haiyouwojiagangfendaodedi，woyexiangchengbaochuqu。zheiwanghouwomenbuzhidaoshashihoucainenghuilai，suoyiwodasuanbazhaijidiyemaile。”
liuzhishutingtashuoyaoqusuijun，xianshititagaoxingleyixia，suihoumeitouyizhou：“xiaosu，zhaijidikeshizanmendegener，zheiyaoshimaile，jianglainimenhuilai，keliangeluojiaodedifangdoumeiyou。”
suhuaxiaozhedao：“liushu，woyebumanzhenile。zhangzhengzaibuduiliyouchuxi，yaogaoshengle，zheiwanghouwomenjiuyaozaixibeineibiananjiale。”
狗屁的高升！
dengtaqulebudui，linzhangzhengneiwangbadanjiudengzhebeibuduikaichuba。tayaodejiushiranglinzhangzhenghezhangxueneidui**huilaimeidifangluojiao！
liuzhishuxinlezheihua，zhenxintisuhuagandaogaoxing：“neikezhenshitaihaole。nizheijinianguodeburongyi，xianzaiyesuanshikujinganlai。xing，nizheishierwobaozhengjinibanhao，nijiuhuiqudengxinerba。”
suhuaxiaozhedaolexie，dangzheliuzhishudemian，congzhuangliangshidekoudailidaolegoutamenmuzijigechijitiandeliangchulai，youbashengxiadeliangshiguolecheng，yibingjiaojileliuzhishu。
huijiadelushang，linhuaijinrenbuzhuwendao：“mama，womenzhendeyaoquzhaobabalema？”
suhuadiandiantou：“dui。”
linhuaijinrenbuzhugaoxingdipaiqileshoulai：“taihaole，womenzhongyukeyijiandaobabale。”
xiaobaozidachushengqijiumeijianguolinzhangzheng，genbenbuzhidaobabashishenmedongxi。danjiangegezheimegaoxing，tayegenzhepaiqileshou：“jianbaba，hao。”
jianlianggehaizizheiyang，suhuaxinlihenbushiziwei。
tamencongxiaojiumeiyoudedaoguofuai，yihouyebuhuiyou。dengdaolebudui，lianggehaizijianlezhangxuedehaizi，zhipaxinlihuinanguo。
danzheiyeshimeibanfadeshiqing。
bubaroulidenongxuejidiao，youzenmecainengzhangchuxindexueroulai。
huidaojiali，suhuaranglinhuaijinkanhaoxiaobao，tanalelianggejidan，dasuanqufujindelinjujiahuandiancaihuilai。
chumendeshihou，tateyiranglinhuaijinbamenconglimianchashangle。
jialigangfenleliangshiherou，cunliyouxiebuyaoliandedongxi，huizaizheigeshihoumoshangmentoudongxide。
linjiazhuzaicunzidezuiwaiwei，zuirongyibeizeiguanggu。tadoubujidecengjingyouduoshaogewanshang，tingdaowuwaipaihuaidejiaobusheng，hedebaozhelianggehaizisesefadoule。
haozaijialishizaiqiongdeguohuo，zeidoukanbushang。
buguodilidecaiqueshibeirentoudeyidianmeishengxia。
taqulezuihaoshuohuadelishenzijia。
jiansuhualai，lishenzireqingdiyingleshanglai：“xiaosu，kuai，jializuo。dabaohexiaobaoni？zenmemeiyiqidailai？”
yiqiansuhuazhiguzhemaitouganhuo，henshaohecunlirendajiaodao，qishilishenzigentayebuzenmeshu，dansuhualiangnianqian，zaicunhoudedahelijiulelishenzidexiaosunzi，suoyilishenziyijiaduisuhuafeichangyouhaogan。
suhuachongtaminchunyixiaoshuolelaiyi，bingbashoulidejidandilechuqu。
lishenzichenguaidebailetayiyan：“yixiezijiazhongdecaieryi，youbushishenmezhiqiandedongxi，zheijidanniganjinnahuiqu，jihaizimenbushenti。”
suhuashuodao：“neizenmenengxingni？shenzi，yanxiajiajiarizidoubuhaoguo，nijiadecaiyeshixinxinkukuzhongchulaide。”
lishenziyouxiebugaoxingle：“niyaoshizheimeshuodehua，wokejiubuleyile。niduiwojiagouwazineikeshijiumingzhien，yidianbaicaiwohaiyaoshounijidan，nizheibushixiangrangrenchuowojiliangguma？”
tinglishenzizheimeshuo，suhuayebuhaozaijianchi。
lishenzikanzhetashenxiandeyanwo，hehaowuxuesedelian，shitanzhekaikou：“xiaosu，ni……shibushiyuzheshenmenanshile？niyigerendaizhelianggehaiziburongyi，yaoshiyoushenmexuyaobangmangdedifang，nijiushuohua，nibiegenshenzijiajianwai，zhidaoma？”
suhuataijiumeiyoubeirenguanxinle，mengditingdaozheihua，renbuzhuyanjingyihong。
“bumanshenzishuo，jialishizhendejiebukaiguole。wohelianggehaizilianzhebingdao，jialiyikouchidedoumeile，haishimailexuecaiyouqianzhibingmailiangshi。”
shuozhe，tabazijiliangtiaoxiuzidoulaleqilai，luchugeboshangmaixueliuxiadeziseyuxue。
lishenzidaoxiyikouliangqi，lazhetadegebozixiqiaoleqiao，xintengdezhimolei：“nizheishanvzi！nizhibuzhidaomaixuegaobuhaohuichurenmingde！nizheihaimailebuzhiyici，nifenglema？”
suhuayanleidiaolexialai：“shenzi，woshizaimeibanfale。zhangzhengzidajiezousaozizhihou，jiumeijiwomenjiguoyifenqian，suoyipingrili**huocaineimepinming。”
“maixueyeshishizaimeibanfale，wozongbunengkanzhelianggehaizibingsiesiba？”
lishenziwubizhenjing：“nishuosha？linzhangzhengzheisannianyifenqianyemeijinimenmuzijiguo？”
zheisannian，suhuayizhimaitoukugan，buaigencunlirendajiaodao，riziguodezaiku，yeyizhijizhelinzhangzhengdehua，shuotashijunshu，yaochuchuzhengxian，yaochikuzaiqian，xianglezaihou。
cunlirenyizhiyiweisuhuaneimenenggan，zhishiyinweishenweijunshusixiangjuewugao，buxihuangentamenzheixienongcunlaoniangmenerdaduier。nalinengzhidao，tashiyinweibuganhuo，lianggehaizijiumeifanchi！
lishenziyouqiyouji：“nigeshanvzi，nizenmejiubuzhidaozhaowomenjieqian？”
suhuachouqizhedao：“zhangzhengburang。taneigerenzhongmianzi，woyaoshizhaonimenjieqian，takendingyougaishuowodiulejunshudelianmian。”
dangchusuhuajiulegouwazi，lishenziyijiazhuanmensonglebushaodongxiquganxieta。
jieguolinzhangzhengzhuanmenxiexinhuilaipipinglesuhua，shuotashoubierendedongxi，sixiangjuewuyouwenti，kuiduijunshuzheigechenghu。
suhuazhidebalishenzijiasongdedongxihailehuiqu，haiweileburangrenjuedetaxieentubao，guyishuyuanlelishenziyijia。
lishenziqidezhiyaoya：“zheigelinzhangzheng，zhenbushigedongxi！tazijidaizhesaozizaibuduichixianghela，duinimenmuzibuguanbuwen，jingranhaibuxunizhaobierenbangmang！”
“niyeshigeshade，nanrenmingmingyouchuxi，haibazijinongchengzheiyang。yaowoshuo，nijiugaidaizhehaizizhaoguoqu。nineidasaoxianzaikeshidanshenguafu，nijiubudanxinta……”
tahesuhuaguanxibushihenqinjin，youxiehuataxiangshuo，danyoubuhaozhishuo，zhidehuanlegeshuofa。
“tingshenzidequan，daizhehaizizhaoguoqu。nimingmingshigejunguantaitai，pingshayaozaixiangxiachizheizhongku？jiusuanbuweinizijixiang，yedeweilianggehaizixiang。dabaoyanjianjiuyaoshangxiaoxuele，nijiushederangtazaizanmenzheixiangxiadifangbeidanwule？”
tamencunzixiao，haiqiong，cunlimeiyouxuetang。haizimenxiangshangxue，dezouhaojilideluqubiedecun，zheiyilaiyihuijiudeshihaojililuni。bushaohaizijiushiyinweiluchengtaiyuan，shangzheshangzhejiubukenqule，xiaoxiaonianjijiugenzhefumuzaidilimianchaohuangtubeichaotian。
suhuacaleyanleidao：“shenzihewoxiangdaoyikuaierle，woqueshidasuanzheiliangtianjiudaizhehaizimenqubuduizhaozhangzheng。”
lishenzizheixiagaoxingleqilai：“ninengzheimexiangjiuduile！”
“duilexiaosu，niquzhaozhangzheng，youlufeima？meiyoudehua，shenzixianjiejiniyixie。”
suhuajiulezijiadexiaosunzi，xianzaitayounanchu，zijiakendingdebang。
“xiexieshenzi，wodasuanmaileliangshihezhaijidi，bafenlaidediyechengbaochuqu，zheiyangjiubuchoulufeile。”
lishenzidunshiyanjingyiliang：“nizhenyaobadichengbaochuqu？neibaojiwojiazayang？”