第3章

「gongxigeweiyifenhaozu,jiexialaijiushitongguoyigebipinlaiyingquwuzibao。」

「xianshiyixiaoshishengchuyiduigouhuo,lvxiandianranhuoduizhekexuanquyihaobao,wuzizuiweifengfu,sanhaobaowuzizuishao……jishikaishi!」

budebushuo,zheigejiemuhenyoutiaozhanxing。

meidianshengcunjinenghaizhenshiwanbuxiaqu。

jiweijiabinfenfenxingdongqilai。

woqushenhoudeguanmulinlizhaoleyixiekuyeyuganshuzhihoufanhui。

faxianxieyingdiyehuilaile,tazhengduizheshexiangdejingtoukankanertan。

「zuanmuquhuoyouhaoduozhong,yuanshirendechunshoucuobukequ,meiyouliangxiaoshicuobuchuhuoxinglai,yiluokuishianyaquhuofangshinenghenkuaiquhuo,danzhuangzhitaifuza,suoyiwocaiqugongshilajucuocaofa,yejiushideyezuichangyongdezuanhuofangshi。」

deyeyubeiyeshiguowaideyewaishengcundaren。

buguozaiwoyanli,yejiuneiyang,santianejiudunfanzhengwoshizuobudao。

xieyingdijiangshuzhiyumantengzuochengerhugongdemoyang,zhongjianchanshangyigenganshuzhi,youjiangshuzhidizaiyitiaoganshuganshang。

xianglaerhuyiyangqianhoulaju,shuzhijiuzaishuganshangfeisulaihuizuandong。

再看黄老师那边。

tazailinzilizhaoleliangkuaishitouchulai,tongyangduizheshexiangjizuojieshao。

「zheigedaoshihuoshandao,wogangcaizhaoleyiquan,zhaodaoliangkuaidaihuangsewenludeshitou,woxiangxinzheidangzhonghanyouliuhuang,zhiyaobutingdimocajiushishengchuhuolai。」

guoranshiyulequanzhishangdetianhuaban,buzouzuanmuquhuodeluzi。

wangxiaogedaizaiyuandibuzhisuocuo。

kanshenqinghaoxiangshixiangfangqi,fanzhengzuoyubuzuodoushilingwuzizuishaodesanhaobao,daoburujieshengdiantili。

wotuiletayiba:「shuaige,qujianduoxieganshuzhihuilai,shengxiadejiaojiwo。」

wangxiaogebanxinbanyi,aiyuyoushexiangzaigenpai,tahaishimangliuleqilai,anwosuoshuoqujianshuzhi。

woduizhejingtoudakoudakoudiheshui。

shoujidanmuli,chuxianleyipiantucaosheng——

buzhidaoqiushengjiemuzhongshuihenbaoguima?zheiyanglangfei,wanyihoumianbufashuizenmeban?

guoranshixiaobai,bumingbaijiemuzuweishenmehuizhaozheiyangdelvchalaishangjiemu。

loushangdexiaoxiaoqi,tajiushilaidanglvyede。

wobuyiweiran,jiangpingzilideshuiquanbuhewanzhihou,fangzaijiaoxia,congpingdikaishimanmandicaiya。

咔嚓!

塑料水瓶被我踩扁。

woyouyongshouduipingzizuonieyounie,niechengleshangtuxiatudeyuyanzhuang,ranhoudaohaibianjiangpingziguanmanshui。

cishi,wangxiaogesuibianjianlejigenganshuzhihuilai,jianwoyongbiandeshuipingbutingdidiaozhengjiaodu。

tadunshiyanqianyiliang:「tutoujingjujiao!」

是的。

zaimeiyouhuozhongyudianhuoshebeideqingkuangxia,tutoujingjujiaoshizuikuaidequhuofangshi。

duonianqiancengyouyizexinwen,jimingxiaohaiyinrengleyixiemeihewanyoukuangquanshuipingzaishanli,congeryinfashanhuo,jiushizheiyiyuanli。

wojiangjiaodianjujichengzuixiaozhihou,baochibudong。

yifenzhonghou,wenduda 40 sheshidu。

sanfenzhonghou,wendugujichaoguo 100 sheshidule。

wufenzhong,kuyekaishimaoyan。

dangchuxianhuoxinghou,woshiqilingyipiankuyedazaishangmian,xiaoxinyiyidiyongzuichuiqi。

蓬!

yidaohongsedehuomiaocuanqi,kuyebeichedidianran。

woxianyanpikanxianglengzaidangchangdewangxiaoge:「shuaige,jiashuzhihuiba?shengxiadejiujiaojinile。」

qishenpailepaichentu,kanxianglingliangzu。

xieyingdituoquwaiyi,luchuzhuangshuodebeibang,zaixiyuedegulixiabutingdilaerhushizuanmuquhuo,neimailideyangzi,genzaijianshenfangfengkuangduanlianyoudeyipin。

erhuanglaoshineibianzemantoudahandiyongliangkuaishitoubutingdimoca,zuilininandao:「zenmehaibuchuhuohua?bukexueya。」

shoujidedanmulizaoyifeiteng——

gangcaishuozhibochijianpandemafanchulaiyixia。

zheiyanluoxinkaigualeba,duibuqi,wodiguleta。

kanwanzhenggeguocheng,wozenmejuedeyanluoxinyiqiandelindaiyushizhuangde。