第1章

“jianbin,buyao!jixiaoyuejiuzaigebi!zheiwuzigeyinbuhao,tawanyitingdaolezenmeban?”

“tabushishalema?tadongshenmea!qingqing,nikankan,wohaonanshou!”

“……”

jixiaoyueshibeigebidewuyanhuiyuchaoxingde。

bushuyutadejiyiyonglai。

jixiaoyuelikeyishidao:tachuanshule!

chuanchengletacengjingkanguodeyipianguzaozhongshengniandaiwenzhongyutatongmingtongxingdezuicanpaohuiqinguinvjixiaoyue。

xiaoshuonvzhushijiqingqing,shiyigezhongshengdejiaqianjin,congxiaobeijijiajinzunyuguideyangda。yuanshenzheigeqinguinvbeirengzaixiangxiashoujincuomo,chijinkutou。

tabeijiehuilaihou,bujinyinweitashangdaxuemingebeijiaqianjinqiangzoule,haiyinweibuganxinqujiaoyujunao,beiqinshengfumuyigunzidachengshazi。zuihounvzhujiqingqingdaititashangdaxue,qiangzouyujixiaoyuetonggangongkudeweihunfu,youjijiajigegegehefumubaojiahuhang,xingfuyisheng。

tanongqingchuzijidechujing,taxunsudesousuoleyixiaguanyuyuanshendejiyi。

henkuai,tajiusousuodaolezijisuozaidejuqing。

tachuandaoleyuanshunvzhujiqingqingheqinguinvweihunfu**deshihou。

yuanshujuqingshijiqingqinghetaweihunfusunjianbinbeibujingyihuijiadejixiaoyuezhuojianzaichuang,jiqingqingjiazhuangxinzangbingfa,jixiaoyuebeitaqinshengfuqinyibazhangdadeyouershicong。

jixiaoyueqingqingyixiao,zhanxiantajingrenyanjideshihoudaole!!

tayidingyaorangzheiduigounannvxiufenyusi!

tashenxiyikouqi,mengdecongchuangshangfanshenerqichongchuqu。

taxiezidoumeichuanzhijiechongchudayuan,yongjinchinaideliqichekaisangzihan:“jiuminga!youmeiyourenlaibangbangwo。”

dahuoerbeijixiaoyuekutianhandideyangzihedebuqing,jiashuyuanzaijiadeshenzihexiaoxifulianmangpaochulai。

“xiaoyue,zenmele?fashengshenmeshile?”

jingguojixiaoyuezheimeyihan,quandayuanzaijiadejiashudoubeihanlechulai。

jixiaoyuekanrendoulaidechabuduole,zheicaibujixufengpao,shenxiyikouqi,daizhekuqiangshuodao:“dajiakuaigenwoqujiali,wojiaqingqinghewoweihunfusunjianbindaqilaile。”

dayuanlitouderentingdaojixiaoyuedaizhekuqiangdehua,manliandeyihuo:“shenme?qingqingzenmehuihejianbindaqilaini?”

jixiaoyuelikedaizhekuqiangyumandayuandeshenzihexiaoxifushuo:“woganggangkandaoqingqinghejianbinzaifangjianlidaqilaile。qingqingyizhizaiqiurao,shuobuyaoa,buyaoa!kejianbinjiushibukenfangguota,haishuojintianyidingyaobatanongsi,rangtaxiabulechuang。”

jixiaoyuezheihuayichu,sizhouyipiansiji。

rongzhangdesijizhihou,neixiebeidianranlebaguazhihuodedayuanjiashulikejiujidongqilai:“xiaoyue,nishuoshenme!zenmehuidaqilaini!kuai,kuaidaiwomenqukan,qingqingyouxinzangbing,kebiedahuaile。”

yourenyikaikou,dajialikejiufuhe:“duiduidui!ganjinlingwomenqukankan!zheikebunengdahuailea。”

jixiaoyueyijiudaizhekuqiang:“neinimenganjingenwozou,qingqingjiaodehaocan,tazhihanbuyao,butingdeaihao。jianbinhaishuoyaoyongdagunzidasita。”

dayuanlideshenzimenhexiaoxifudouyinweijixiaoyuedehuahongleyizhanglian。

哎哟,妈呀!

这话羞死人了。

yiqunrenbiantingzhejixiaoyuebutingdixushuzhesunjianbinnadagunzidameimeideshi,yibianwawadikuzhecuicudajiaganjinzou,kuaidianqujiuzijimeimei。

“nimenzoukuaidian!qingqingyaobeidasile!wuwuwu……”

yushi,yiqunrengenzhejixiaoyuefengfengfenghuohuodichongdaolejijia。

jixiaoyuechongjinwuzhihou,doubudengzhongrenshuohua,zhijieyijiaochuaikailejiqingqingdefangjian,zuilihanzhe:“qingqing,nibiepa,wodairenlaibangnile!”

menbeijixiaoyuezhijiechuaikai,zhongrensuijijiukandaoleliangjubaihuahuadeshenzigunzaiyiqi。

yuanbenzhengzaidianluandaofengdeliangrenbeimenkoudedongjingnongqingxingle,mengdechaomenkoukanqu,suijikandaomenkouheiyayaderenwanquanlengzhule。

zhongyu,chuangshangdejiqingqingyefanyingguolaile,jianjiaoleyisheng:“a!”

zheiyishengjianjiaoyezhongyubajingheguodudesunjianbinhanhuishenle,tahuangmangdequchebeizigaizhuzijihejiqingqing,lishengdechaozhemenkouhandao:“chuqu!ganjingunkai!sheirangnimenlaide。”

zhongrenzheicaicongganggangdefengjinglihuishen。

shenzimennalikenzou,baguazhixingengshenle。

tamenjidongditantoutannao,haixiangyaokanqingchugunzaiyiqideliangrenshishenmezishi。

zheigeniandaiderendoubaoshou,kandaozheiyimudajiajizhenjingyouxingfen。

jixiaoyuezhangzuikanzhehaoxi,jixudaizhekuqiangdihandao:“shenshenmen,nimenbunengzou!qingqingbeiqifule,yaozhaogongan,nimendoukandaoleba!dajiayaojiwojiaqingqingzuozheng。”

tarangrangzhe,sihukanbudaodajiamanliandeyeyuhexingfen,tayongzhegengdadeshengyinhanzhe:“qingqing,wodairenlaijiunile!wodoutingdaole,sunjianbinshuoyaoyongdagunzidasinishibushi?nibadanidedagunzinachulaijidajiakan。dajiajuebuhuifangguosunjianbinde。”

jixiaoyuezheihuayichu,zhouweizaicixianrulesiji。

……

dayuanmenkou,jixiaoyuedefumuzhangpingpinghejidahaizhenghaoxiabanhuijia,kandaoyiqunrendouchaozhezijijiafangxiangchongguoqu,juedeyihuo。

“zenmehuishia!”zhangpingpingzhejidelazhuleyigeshenziwendao。

dajiaxiangshileyiyan,renzhuyeyuduitashuo:“nijiaqingqingbeinidanvxudale!niganjinqukankan。”

liangrenyiting,miansezhoubian,gubushangwenqingchufashengleshenmeshi,likejiugenzhedajiayiqichongjinleyuanzi。

zhangpingpinghejidahaiyepaoguolaile,kandajiadouzhanzaimenkou,yiweijiqingqingzheibianchudashile,bokairenqun,jishengdao:“qingqing,wodebaobeiqingqing……chushenmeshile,shibushijixiaoyueyouqifuni?”

huhanshengzaizhangpingpinghejidahaichongdaofangjianmenkoudeyishunjianjiaranerzhile。

chuangshang,jiqingqinghesunjianbinliangjubaihuahuadeshenzibaozaiyikuai。