第4章 扒我妻子的衣服

“……”wensezhenwuyule。

‘guaiqiao’desuozaijiaoluoli,tadalazhenaodaigua,zhuangmeitingjian。

装作听不懂。

她是‘傻子’。

zheishishazidezhengchangfanying。

“zheishei?wozenmemeijianguo?”xilizhenyigejianbuchongdaowensemianqian,dishenghoudao。

limeiyuxiangdaoyujunyanhaibuzhidaowenseshishei,erwensehaizhenshiyinglefengshuixianshengdehua,tayijiajiyujunyantajiuxingle,suoyijiuyanjianyigaideshuominglewensedeshenfen。

wenseyizhi‘guaiqiao’degouloudezhanzhe,buguohenmingxiandeshentiyizhizai‘fadou’,sihuhenhaipahenhaipadeyangzi。

faxianyujunyanxingle,xishizhenqibudayichulai,“limeiyu,biejiangzheixieluanqibazaode,woxianzaijiuyaobaojing,jiushinimendahunlewojiajunchen。”

tashuozheshayoujieshidenaqishoujijiuyaobaojing。

wensezhanzhanjingjingdebazijisuochengyituan,naozilixiangdeshizenmeyishazideshenfenjiaoxunyixiaxishizhen。

huer,jiujuedechuangshangsheguolaiyidaolinglidemuguang。

shiyujunyan,tazaishenshitazheige‘shazi’xinniang。

ganshoudaotademuguang,wensegengjia‘guaiqiao’degancuidundaodishang,hehuailedebaozhuletou。

buguoyanjiaodeyuguangfaxianyujunyanzhengmanmandeshenshou,youdianchilidenaqitachuangtouzhuoshangdeshouji,ranhouzhiqiaolejixiashoujijianpanjiudao:

“xishizhen,yujunchenchuangjinwodehunfang,tadaodihunmideshihouzheihunfanglizhiyouwohewense,nishijuedeshineishidewonengxijitani,haishiwensenengxijita?

fenmingjiushitasixingbugaiyaoduiwoqizixingbuguizhishi,bawoqizideyifu,nikankanwofangjianlidejiankong,gaibaojingdeshiwoerbushini。”shuozhe,tabashoujidixianglexishizhen。

tingdao‘woqizi’sangezi,wensezhijiemengle。

yujunyanzheishichengrentashitaqizile?

ketaxianzaihaishige‘shazi’……

这不可能。

绝对不可能。

这太不符合科学了。

yujunyanjueduibukenengxiangyaoyige‘sha’nvrenzuotaqiziba。

daichuquduodiufener,duomeimianzi。

xilizhenkanzheyujunyandiguolaideshouji,zaikanyujunyanyifudanrancongrongdeshenqing,likehuangle。

zijierzishenmediaodiaozijihaishizhidaode。

yujunyanzheilianshipindoudiaochulaile,tazaixiangeyujunyanhelimeiyuyebukenengle。

dangxiayebukanyujunyandeshouji,zhijieshishiwudedao,“saozi,jingchenzheihaimeixingni,wokanhaishixianbatasongquyiyuanjiuzhiyixia。”

shuowan,chongzhegentaguolaiderenshilegeyanse,jigerentaizheyujunchenhuiliuliudezoule。

fangjianlizhongyuanjinglexialai。

limeiyubenlaijingxidehaixiangzaiyuyujunyanshuoyihuihua,buguojiantamiansedandan,jiushanshandelazheyishengchuqule。

suirandiyiyanjianwensedeshihou,henbudaijianwense。

danxianzaiwensekeyishuoshitadejiuxingle,juranhenshenqidezhendejiuhuoleyujunyan。

zaijiashangxiganjingdewensehaishinengkande,erqieyujunyandourendingwenseshitaqizile,tazirankanwenseyejiushunyanle。

wensehaishizhiqianquansuozaiqiangjiaodehehuailedezishi。

naoziliquandoushizenmenengrangyujunyangaibianzhuyidebubatadangtadeqizi。

quejiuzaizheishi,jiutingchuangshangdenanrenwenshengdao:“xiaose,guolai。”