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neitianhuijia,jialiduolegexiaoguniang。

baomudaizheta,shuozheiyeshiwomenjiadenver。

taleiyanposuodekanxiangwoba。

erwobamanlianyihuo,“niyoubingba,pianyaobazijinversonglairenwodanggandie,laozicaichanyourenjicheng!”

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jialidebaomuayi,zaiwojiaganleliangnian,ganhuorenzhen,weirentashi。

womeiliaodao,tabiezhedazhao。

zhaojihuirangzijiguinvlaiwojiabangmang。

lailezhihou,gezhongtaohaowobama。

shenzhihaitichuyaodangwobamadegannver。

我:?

我爸妈:?

wohewomadouyilianyihuodikanzhefangqiaorou,tahetamashinalilaidezixin,juedewomenhuiyaotadanggannver?

houlaiwoquchufangheshuideshihou,wuyizhongtingdaoayihefangqiaoroudeduihua。

wozheicaizhidao,yuanlaitamendadeshizheigezhuyi。

rangfangqiaoroudangwobamadegannver,yihoufangqiaoroushenghaizi,rangwobamabacaichandouliujitahaizi。

wozhijiechongjinqu,shanlefangqiaoroulianggebazhang:“nihenimadaoshidadeyishouhaosuanpan!”

“sheijinimendezixin?”

fangqiaorouwuzhulian,muguangyinhendidingzhewo:“huangyuhejie,xianzaishishenmeniandaile,buliuxingyijiazizhishengyigehaizile。”

“nibamashengleni,yijingluowule。”

“dengwochenglenibamadegannver,daoshihouwoshengxiahaizi,nibamakendingbacaichandouliujiwohaizi。”

“niyuqidaoshihoukuzhehanzheshebude,buruxianzaijiudayingwo。”

我气笑了。

wotaishouyoushanletalianggebazhang:“nihenimazuomengni?”

“youwozai,nimenjuedekenengma?”

fangqiaoroudelianbeiwodadehongzhongbukan。

tawuzhulian,yanshenxionghen:“huangyuhe,nibutongyiyemeiyong,nibamakendinghuitongyide。”

“nibamaketengwole。”

wotaishouyoushanletayibazhang:“biezuomengle,wobamatengnibuguoshikanzaiayidemianzishang,nizhenyiweitamenxihuanni?”

“shixiangdehua,chenzaogundan,buranbieguaiwobukeqi!”