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我是皇上。
weifusifangtichaminqingshi。
zhiyinshoulehuangmeidexiangnang，beiwurenshiqinglang。
zhunfumadangjieshalewodesuicong，daizheyiqunwankuzidioudawo。
“**zhitu，gangouyingongzhu，jinriwobianyaojiangnihuohuodasi！”
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tajiangwodacan，bawodeyadoubaguanghou，wuhuadabangdiujingongzhufu。
ranhoujiangyibabishoudijigongzhu：“cirenwangguhuangwei，jiamaohuangshang，gouxianninduitayishenxiangxu，sibuzuxi。”
gongzhuyirandijiangbishoucijinwojiantou，mingrenwadiaowodeyanzhushi。
xianhuangliuxiadechuanguoyupeidiaoluozaidi。
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微服私访出宫。
dekongzhaoleershichiguodexiaotandianlewanmianshi。
gangyaodongkuai，yihuorenhaohaodangdangchaozhewozoulai。
weishoudenanrenchazheyao，hengmeilengduidikanzhewo：
“nijiushigongzhuyangzaiwaimiandexiaobailian？”
“chidebai**nen，meishaohuagongzhudeyinliangba？zhangderuobujinfeng，yedongdongshouzhitoujiunengbanidapa！”
wotediniutoukanleyanzhouwei。
zheilizhiyouwohesuishendetaijianxiaoquanzi。
querennanrenzaihewoshuohua，wozhouzhemei：“nishiheren？zhen......”
啪嗒！
huahaimeishuowan，tajiuxianzhuo：“zhengdanidegouyanhaohaoqiaoqiao，yexingchumingsheng，shidangchaofuma，banidehuahuachangzidoujiyeshouqi。
jiunizheizhongxiaobailian，yewangxiangpanfuquangui，mendoumeiyou！jinriyejiurangniguidiqiuraohaohaorencuo！”
guntangdemianshisalewoyishen。
我惊了。
woshihuangshang，shijiuwuzhizun。
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wonianshaodengji，pingzhebenshizuowenhuangwei，jilegongzhuyiqieshurong。
meiyouwo，jiumeiyouxianzaidegongzhu。
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huangmeiaishanglesanliushanghuzhizi。
zaiwodianqianguilesantiansanye，yisixiangbi，zheicaicongwoshouliqiudeyidaocihundeshengzhi。
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chushengshanghu，shigebaodushishudewenruoshusheng，manfumoshuishigeyoucaihuaderen。
圣旨是早上写的。
xiawanshengzhi，wobianweifusixun。
zhengxiangzhequgongzhufujianjianzheiweifuma，meichengxiang，renjiuzhanzaiwomianqian。
mianqianzheirenmianhongerchi，culumanheng，dangzhenshihuangmeikouzhongdezhunfuma？
此人竟敢这般无礼？
“放肆！”
“nalaidezasuizheibanwuli！”
xiaoquanzilvxianfanyingguolai，taochushoupaqingliwoshenshangdemianshi：“nimenkezhimianqiandezheiweishishei？”
chushengwangtashenshanghenhenchuailejiao。
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“给我松手！”
wonule，mianseyinchen：“dagouhaidekanzhuren，nimengandongta，zhen......”
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“gongzhuzenmehuikanshangzheizhongren？dingshitajigongzhuxialegu。”
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