jianglaotouguoranzaizaoshangtamenbaitandedifangdengdaizheni。
“yeye!”jiangmingyuegelelaoyuanjiuhuishouhandao。
“ai!”jianglaotouyingleyisheng。
jiangmingyuesirenzoudaogenqian。
jianglaotoukantamenliangshoukongkong,bujinyouxieyihuo,“nimendejiahuoshini?”
jiangmingyueweiweiyixiao,“womenzulegepuzifangdaopuzilile。”
“puzi?”jianglaotoutaoletaoerduo,juedezijitingcuole。
“shide,jiangbo,jiuzaixishijiedezuilitou。”zhangyunniangyexiaozheshuo。
“yeye,kenengyihuierhaiyaoninjiangwomenzaisongdaochengliyitang。”jiangmingyuemolemojianglaotoudelverzi,xingfendishuo,tayitianyebuxiangzhuzaijiangjiale。
“xinga,meiwenti,zanxianzaijiuchufa。”jianglaotouzhidaojiangmingyuejiabilaofangdounandai,juedetamenkenengjiushiweilebaituojiangliushijigecaizudepuziba。
mingmingdouxingyigejiang,zushangyeshiyimaide,zenmezheigejiangliushijiajiuzheimerongbuleren,jiusuanzhangyunniangshiwairen,kejiangmingyuehejiangshixingkeshizijideqinsunnv,jingranyedexiadequshou。
tazuotianmeizai,danshiyetingshuotamenfenjiadeshi,qidetadoumeichixiafanqu。
jiushiyourenguobulehaorizi,pei。
jianglaotouhenhentuoqilejiangliushiyiba。
“niang,zanhuiqujiushoushidongxi,ranhouzaidazheyeyedechehuilaiba,neixiepolandongxizanjiubuyaole,denggaishanglefangzizanzaimaixinde。”jiangmingyuetangzaizhangyunnianghuaili,didigugudao,tadehaohaozhuanqian,cainengjiandeqidazhuangyuan。
“ngng,fanzhengzainayeshiyiyang,zhiyaozansigehaohaodejiuxing。”zhangyunniangduiyuzheigejiangjiayeshiexintoule,yibuyebuxiangmaijinqu。
“danshizanbuyaodeneixiedongxiyebunengbianyiletamen,zanjiutiaodianernengkandeguoyandesongren,neixieshizailanderenglejiuxing。”jiangmingyuedasuandemingmingbaibai。
zhangyunniangyeshizheiyangxiangde。
夕阳虽好近黄昏。
jianglaotouweilerangjiangmingyuetamenjigenengganzaichengmenguanzhiqianhuilai,maozulejingerganche,lverziyefeichangjili,bipingshidaocundeshijianzaolezhishaoyikezhong。
“yeye,ninzaiwaibianshaodengyixia,womenmashangjiuchulai。”jiangmingyuetiaoxiacheduizhetadao。
jianglaotoutongyile,tayebuxiangjinzheigejia,jiangliushishiduoyouzuidu,yigebuhaojiuwanjiebubao。
jiangmingyuehezhangyunniangdongzuomalidizoujinwushoushidongxi,qishiyemeiduoshao。
danshiwuzilihaiyougepozhuozi,bingzhesigelandengzi,zheishizhangyunniangtamengangchengqindeshihoudade,jinguanyijingshipolanbukan,danjiangmingyueyebuxiangbianyiletamenjiudoubanlechulaifangdaolelvcheshang,zhunbeisongjizhaohuiniang。
shengxiadejiushixiexiaodongxi,haiyoutamengaidepobeiru,henkuaijiushoushiwanle。
zhongyaodeshizhangyunniangdejiazhuang,jiangmingyueaigezixijianchaleyibian,faxianmeiyouwenticaifangxin。
chuangtaizhongbanbuzou,yebuhaonongchumenqu,jiangmingyuezhijiejizale,ranhoujiangmutoufenpiyunlechulai,xiangsongjijiangheshi,rangtadangchaihuoshaole。
jiangheshiyemeituiju,fanerhaiweitamengaoxing,gantantamenzhongyuliqilaile。
jiangheshimiandaixinxi,“nimenzheicibanchuqujiubuhuilaileba。”
“shide,shenzi,buhuilaile。”zhangyunniangbianwangjiangheshijialibanmubanbianshuodao,“zheixietianduokuileninbangchenzhe,dengwomenfangzijianhaole,qingninlaiwenju,nindaoshihoulaiyidingyaolai。”
“taihaole,nimenzhongyuaochulaile,laotianbaoyou,yihouyidingyaohaohaode,dengnimenbanxinjiale,woyidingquhegejiuzhanzhanxiqi。”
jiangheshiyandouxiaowanle,ganjuelaotianzhongyukaiyanleyici。
zheigejiangliushicongxiaojiushigeedudongxi,bujinhuanghualianpian,haijingchangshihuaixinyaner,zijidoubuzhidaobeitajikengleduoshaoci。
yeshizijimingku,congxiaoshihoujiugentaaizhe,yiweijialerennenglideyuanyidian,jieguoyouchenglelinju。
xiaoshihoujiangliushijiukehuizhuangle,shahaochudourangtadele,faneraidaaimadeshiziji。
chengqinzhihouyikaishiyezhuangdekewenwan,dajiadouyiweitashigehaoren,zhiyouzijizhidaotaneifuheixinganeryouduoedu。
zidachengqinyihoujiangliushiriziguodeshuxin,nanrenkengannengzhengqian,jialiguodefengshengshuiqi,lianggeerziyetinghua,lianggeerxigengshizaitashouzhangxinlijinjinzuanzhe,fanbuchuyidianlang。
tajiuyufadeyiqilai,yigerenjiaodeyijiabudeanning,tananrenheerzisidezao,yutayetuobuleguanxi。
妥妥一个丧门星!
jiangheshimatadoujuedezanglezijidezui。
cunliderenyeshizidatazhuangbuzhulecaizhidaotadebingxing,doulitayuanyuande,shengpabeieshang。
zheicizhangyunniangtamennaozheiyichang,gengrangrenkanqingletadechouezuilian,zijiyesuanshiyangmeituqileyiba。
ruguojiangmingyuezhidaojiangheshidexiangfakendingyaoshuoyiju:chenqiecishencongcifenmingle。
“娘,好了吗?”
“好了。”
zhangyunniangwenyancongjiangheshijiachulai,jiangheshiyegenlechulai。
“xiaomingyue,banchuquleyebiewanglehenainai。”jiangheshiyikanjianjiangmingyuedeyanquanhaiyoudianhongle。
jiangmingyueganjinshangqianwanqitadegebo,waizhetouxiaozhedao:“zenmekeneng,wanglesheiyebukenengwanglenina,yihouhaiyaomafanhenainaiduozhaozhewomenni,ninkebunengjujue。”
“nia,zhenshixiaoguitou,yihoubeishancunhenainaizhaozhenimen。”jiangheshidianledianjiangmingyuedenaodai,paipaixiongfubaozhengdao。
“neiwomenkedeanshishangjiaobaohufeiya,hedawang。”
“banijiaojinainaiba,mianqiangsuanniyigeyuedebaohufei。”
“jiao,wojiao。”jiangshixingtingjianyaobajiejiejiaobaohufei,tayexianggenzhejiangmingyue,louzhujiangheshidetuijiunaishengnaiqidisajiao。
“haohao,banimensangedoujiaole,rangniniangtiantianjiwozuogongzhuanqian。”
jiangheshizuishoubulexiaonvhaisajiao,tiandetaxindouhuale。
“yao,bujizijidenainaimai,shangganzhejirenjiamai,zhenshijianni。”jiangliushizaojiutingbuxiaqule,yiliannuyidicongjialichulai。
tahaijidedaojiazaibozishangdekongju,yemeiganlitaijin,danshibuchulaimaliangjutanengbiesi。
jiangmingyuejuedegentashuohuadoushiwuruleziji,“niang,henainai,tiansebuzaole,womenbanwanyeganjinzoule。”
“xing,yihouyoukongzailiao,fanzhengtuolezheiqunchanggui,haorizizaihoumianni。”
“nainaishuodedui!dianzan!”
众人笑了起来。
jiangliushiqisile,zhengerbajingdenainaizaizheierni,jiaobierenshenmenainai,zhenshijiande。
jiangmingyuezouguoqushenshoutuikailejiangliushi,jiangliushizuichunxidongjixia,queyemeituchushenmehua。
suantashixiang,yaoburanjiangmingyuehaiyaozaizouta,zhidaozougaiweizhi。
毕竟暴力出奇迹!