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“啊——！”
“怎么了？！”
wenmingzhuaizhetuodaoyibandekuzitiaoxialai，“laoshuhaishizhanglang？”
biaomeiquechudianbandetiaoqilai，yuqizhongdaizhebeizhuangpodejinghuang，“mei，meishi，jiushibawoshuaitengle。”
tazhuaizhewenmingjiuyaowangwaizou，“womenhuangedifangba，zongganjuezheigewoshiyoudianshenren。”
“也好。”
wenmingdaoshiduitayantingjicong。
kexi，wocaibuhuijitamenjihui。
wojuzheshoujicongchuangdipachulai。
yijingzhuanguoshendenanyoutingdaodongjinghuiguotoulai，yiliancuoedekanxiangwoshoulideshouji。
“cao，**zailushipin？！”
meiyoujieshi，meiyouwanliu，fanershizuizaiyizijidemingsheng。
nanyoushenshoujiuyaoqiangduoshouji。
woceshenduokainanyoudexiji，zhuanerkuabuguoqushanlebiaomeiyibazhang。
shouzhangjiejieshishidazairenlianshangdechugan，youdianshuang，yeyoudianteng。
meidengerrenfanyingguolai，woyaozhushouji，tengchushuangshoujiangbiaomeienzaidishangzuoyoukaigong。
taxiangfankang，dannaibuzhushencaijiaoxiao，zaijiashangwochangnianduanlian，biaomeigenbentaobuchuwodeshouzhangxin。
yizhishandaotazuijiaochuxue。
tongkude**yezhongyuhuanxinglefalengdenanyou。
“zhouqian，**youbingba？”
nanyoulinzhewodehouyilingbawozhuaiqilai，erhuabushuojilewoyibazhang，ranhouganjindunxiashenquchakanbiaomeilianshangdeshang。
“没事吧囡囡？”
nanyoubabiaomeihuzaishenhou，duiwonumuershi，“bashipinshanle，jinannandaoqian！”
噗！
wobeiqixiaole，gubudelianshangdetengtong，shunshouchaoqichuangtoujudetaideng，zhaozhenanyoudenaodaijiuzaleguoqu。
真当老娘是好惹的？
“zhouqian，jiusuannishiwonvpengyou，danyebunengqiangchuangminzhai，nizheishiqinfanwodeyinsi！”wenmingdaodishipalewozheibuyaomingdejiashi，jinggaodao，“zhiyaonibashipinshanle，wokeyibuqubaojing。”
wokanzhizhangsidekanzhenanyou，tashibushiwanglezheifangzizhiwozude？zufanghetongshangyexiedewodemingzi？
kenengshitayeyishidaozheiyidian，nanyoudeliansehuanheleyixie，“zhouqian，wochengrenzheijianshishiduibuqini，danzaochengzheiyangdejieguo，ninandaojiumeiyouyidiancuochuma？”
“cuozaiwomeiyougennishangchuang？”
“nitaizisile，conglaidoubukaolvwodeganshou，chuleqianzhengdeduoyidian，shenmedoubuhui。”
wenmingkaishishuluoqiwolai，“lianjibendeshejiaoliyidoumeiyou，nizhidaowoneixiepengyoudouzenmepinglunnima？”
“kuinihaishigaocaisheng，wokannishidushudushale！”
mianduinanyoudediediebuxiu，wodexinqinghaowubolan。
huawoqiandeshihoumeijianniyaozizun，nazhewodeqianbajieneixiexiangduiwodongshoudongjiaodeshehuihunhun，haixiangrangwojitamenhaolianse？
tian，wodangshishibeilianainaobingdujichuanranlema？weishenmenengrongrenwenmingzuodeneixieqipashiqing？
zaishuobiaomei，congxiaofumushuangwang，womaburenxintajiejiedehaizibeisongdaogueryuan，zhudongchengdanqijianhurendezeren，batadangchengleziergenver，woyeshizhenxinbatadangqinmeimeikandai，gengshizaidezhitakaoshangdaxuedeshihouzhudongchengdanqitadexuefei。
jieguo，tamenjiushizheimebaodawode？
biaomeimeizhuyidaowonankandelianse，yifuweiweinuonuodeyangzi，xiaoshengdeshuoqitamenerrenxiangshixiangzhixiangaideguocheng，wufeijiushiyijianzhongqingqingtouyihedelinghunbanlv，buguoshiyinweiwocaiyizhimeiyouguangmingzhengdadezouzaiyiqi。
“suoyiwohaidexiexienimenjiwoliulemianzi？”
nanyoulenghengyisheng，taidugaoaowubi。
wozaidufue，dangchuzhenzhenshixialeyan。