第3章

donghuapianli,tangmuzuijiaoguazhehuaixiao,yibianbaichujiaohuadezishi,yibianqingqingyidongjiaobu,shituqiaowushengxidijiejinjierui。

raner,dibanshangdeyipianguopituranchengweitangmudehuajizhangai,tazhongzhongshuaidao,fachuyishengkuazhangde“peng!”sheng。

“哈哈哈哈!”

suyunxiheweiweimunverrenfachuhuixinyixiao。

erqitazhengzaikandonghuapianderendouzhenjingle!

“woqu!zheidonghuapianzhiliangkeyia,yidiankanbuchucuzhilanzao,bixianzaihenduodianshitailifangdedouqiang!”

“meiyouyijutaici,danpeilejiashanghuamian,yijingshuoleqianyanwanyu,juqingpingpingwuqi,danquemomingxiyinrenxiangyaokanxiaqu,jianzhishenle!”

“sunvshenyaoburangtalaogongchulaizuodonghuaba,jiuzheishuiping,fenfenzhongdiaodaguoneitongxing!”

guanchashinei,sunkainanjingyadeyanzhudouyaodiaochulaile,zuibazhangdadenengsaijinliangsangejidan。

“zheidonghuadezhiliangtaigaole,gaodedouyoudianlipule!benyiweitashisuibianhuani,jieguotazhenhuizuodonghua!”

“youqipeilefangmian,jianzhishishenle!wonengtingchudefenggejiuyougudian、jueshihelandiao……”

“suyunxitalaogonghaishishenmeyinletiancaima?”

pjiangyeyanleyixiakoushui,shuodao:“shia,zheicaiganggangkaishini,donghuadewanchengdujiurucijingren,sihaobuxiangshitougongjianliaohefuyanleshi。”

“kandechusuyunxilaogongduizijinverhaishihenfuzede!”

donghuacishiyijingjiejinweisheng,yichangxuannaodezhuizhuzhanzhengzaizhankai,tangmuyongsaozhouhuiwu,jieruizuanjinlaoshudong。

tangmuyongbushuqishezhixianjing,jieguoquezijicaizhong;liangrenyiludanao,congchufangdaoketing,zaidaohouyuan,gaodejifeigoutiao。

zuihou,jingtoulayuan,dinggezaitangmubeikazaishuchashang,qichuanyuyu,jieruizeyouranzidedizuozaishuxiakenzhenailao,chaoguanzhongqiaopidizhalezhayan。

“haoye!jieruiyouyingle!”

xiaoweiweibaozhesuyunxidebozixiaoqilai。

suyunxichongnidemomonverdetou,shuodao:“xihuannibabajinizuodedonghuama?”

qinweiweidiandiantou:“xihuan!zuixihuanbabamamale!”

zheiwenxindeyimurangsuoyourengandaowennuan,tongshiyebeiqinhaozuodedonghuazaicizhenjing。

wulunshicongjingtoudiaodu、peile、huamianganhezhiliangshangkan,zheiduanduandeqifenzhongduanpiandoukanchengdingliule!

zhibojianlidewangyouyebiaoshisuyunxijiadezheiyibannanxingzhenbubaiji,youdianshuipinga!

zhangquncishiyouwendao:“su**,nizhangfuhaitingyoucaihuade,neitapingshizaijialichuledaihaizixiegushishu,haiganxieshenmeya?”

suyunxixianglexiang,shuodao:“tahaixihuanxiegushi。”

zhangqunlailexingqu:“e?shima,nengbunengnachulaijiwomenkankan?”

suyunxiyouxieyouyu,tasuiranduiqinhaodeshuipingyouzixin,danxianzaizhengzaizhibo,sheizhidaoguanzhonglishibushiwohuzanglong,youshenmedashizaikan?

yaoshiyoushenmeyiwai,daoshihouwangyoushuoqinhaoshimainongwencai,wubing**kezenmeban?

weiweijuqixiaoshoushuodao:“wojinimenkan!”

“babazuotianhaijiaolewotaxiedeshi!wobeijinimenting!”

zhangqunqiuzhibude:“hao,xiexieweiweixiaopengyou。”

qinweiweizhanqilai,shuangshoufangzaihoubei。

“ng……diyijushi……”

“鹅、鹅、鹅。”

zhangqunzhazhayan:“ranhouni?”

qinweiweishuodao:“diyijujiushizheisangezia,e、e、e。”

huayingangluo,zhibojianjiuxiaochengyipian。

“hahaha,eee?diyijujiusangezi?woshangwozhenxing!”

“zheitemeyejiaoshia?fanchelefanchele!guoranzheigounanrenyezhinenghuadianyouzhidedonghuapianle。”

“dajiabiexiao。woshishiren,zheijiushishi(shi)!”

suyunxiyouxiejinzhang,gangyaokaikouweiqinhaobianjie。

qinweiweiyoushuodao:“wohaimeibeiwanni!”

“鹅、鹅、鹅。”

“曲项向天歌。”

“白毛浮绿水。”

“红掌拨清波。”

zhangqundeyanshenyixiazibianle。

yifubaiexishuidehuamianshengdongdizhanxianzaitamianqian。

baimao、hongzhang、lvshuiqingbo。

dongjingxiangsheng,xiechuleyizhongbianhuamei。

yuanbenkansisuqiyouzhidediyiju,xianzaikanlaigengxiangshibiaoxianedejiaoshenggaokangliaoliang,zhengshoushidouxiandelanglangshangkouni。

zhangqunbushizhuanyede,danyenengganjuezheishoushibucuo。

cishizhibojianliderenyebei《yonge》jijingyandaole。

“woqu!jiuzheimehoumiansanju,bazheishoushidegaoduheshuipingyixiazijitishangqule!”

“pingze、yunlvheyongcidoumeiyouwenti,qianxianyidong,haimiaoxiederucixingxiangshengdong,meiyoujishiniandewenxuegongfudadi,nengxiedechulai?”

“niubiniubi。woshikendingxiebuchulaile,ganggangneigeshuonishangniyexingde,chulaizouliangbu?”

suyunxixiaole,baozhenverbianqinleyikou:“weiweizhenbang!”

xiaoweiweigegeledao:“shibabalihai,babazheijitianshuomamanengjingchangzaijia,yigaoxinghaixielehaoduoshini!”

suyunxitinghouxinlishifengandong。

yuanlaiqinhaozhidaozijixuanzepeibanjiarenhou,zheimekaixindema?

“weiwei,neixieshizainaerni?nachulaijimamakankan!”

lingyibian,guanchashinei,yanbeidaxueguhanyuzhuanyedejiaoshousongqingyijingkongzhibuzhuzijidebiaoqingle。

dangtakandao《zaijianairen》dezhiboli,qinweiweizhengzaibeineishou《yonge》shi,renbuzhupaianjiaojue。

“baimaofulvshui,hongzhangboqingbo。”

songqingfanfuniantaojiju,shuodao:“miaoa,miaoa!nengxiechurucidazuode,kanchengdacai!”

lingyimingguanchajiabinpjiangwendao:“songlaoshi,yinikan,zheishoushidezuozhezaiwentanshishenmeshuiping?”

songqingshuodao:“biedebushuo,qimazaiwozhishangle!”

“woyaoshinengxiechuzheiyangyishoulai,sileyidingkezaiwomubeishang!”

“zheishoushikansijiandan,danqueshinengliuchuanqiangude!”

qitaguanchajiabinheguanzhongtinglezheimegaodepingjia,quandouzashebuyi。

suyunxiyuanlaihaijialegedashirenni!

huizuoshi,nengzijiyigerengaochugaoshuipingdonghua……

nanguaitabuchuming,yemeigongzuo,quehainengquyigeyinghouni。

yuanlaishicaizijiarenzuhe?

zheishi,qinweiweilazhesuyunxideshoulaidaoyigeshujiashangdeyigexiaomuheqian。

“mama,bababataxiedeshidoufangzheilile!”

suyunxidakaimuhe,faxianlimiancengcengdiediefanglexuduoxuanzhi。

zhankaiyikan,limiandecangjingyoulideziji,shunjianyingruyanlian。

songqingjinghuyisheng:“wodetiana!”