第三章嫁给瘸子
wohaoshenghaoqidishuo:“ba,ma,nimenyezhidaowoganggongzuo,zhendenabuchulaiqiana。”
“womeigeyuejiaolefangzuyihou,shengxiadeqianhaibugoumaicaide。”
liuchunlanyouxieyinxiandixiaozhe,duiwo:“nimeiqian,danshininanpengyouyoua。”
“zhenghaonimenganqingyehenbucuo,suoxingjiuzhijiejiehunhaole,daoshihoushoulecailiqian,bujiuyouqianjinididile?”
yuanlaitamenzuodezheiyiqie,jiushiweilerangwojiachuquhuancaili。
liuxianglandeyiyangyangdidoushuo:“wogentadadianhuadeshihou,wodouyijingdatingqingchule,tajiakeshiyouqianrenjiaa!”
“dengnijiaguoquyihou,nididideshenghuojiubuchengwentile,shuobudinghainengjinididianpaigehaogongzuo。”
liuxianglankanzhewo,yanzhongshanshuozhejingguang,shuodao:“xiaoyua,nizhiyaobazheijianshiqingbanchengle,nitaohundeshiqingyibigouxiao。”
“nishibabamamadehaohaizi,wozhidaohenihuilijiewomende。”
suiranwoxinliyouzhunbei,zhidaotamenzhaowodemude,keshitingjianzheixiehuayihou,wozaicishiwangtouding。
zheishitamendiyicishuowoshihaohaizi,queshizaizheiyangdechangjing。
zheimeduonian,woyizhizainuliderangzijibianhao,woyiweizhiyaowozugouyouxiu,jiunengrangbabamamaxihuanwo,danshiwonulidaozuihou,nazheyizhangyouyizhangdemanfenshijuan,yebunenggaibianxingbiedaijiwodepianjian。
woyouyiwei,zhangdajiuhaole,dangwokeyiziligengshengdeshihou,woyounenglishanyangfumudeshihou,tamenhuifaxianqishiwoyeshiyigeyounenglideren。
danshitamenbingbuzaihu,tamenconglaimeiyoujiangwodangzuotamendehaizi,woyizhidoushitamendaijiaergudeshangpin,yigeweilesutianenershengdeyigeshangpin。
tamenbingbuguanxinzhangzhiweiduiwohaobuhao,huozhequeziquwoyoushenmeqitu,tamenzhizaihusheijidejiagegenggao。
woyuexiangyueweiqu,yanleiduokuangerchu。
wosihouzhezhiwentamen:“pingshenmeyaobawojiachuqu,haiqianjisutianenhua?”
“nandaojiuyinweitashinanhaima?”
“keshiwoyeshinimendehaizia,nimenzheimeqingyidijiuyaojiangwotuichuquhaiqian,youzaihuguowoma?”
“nimenzheihemainveryoushenmequbie!”
“woshibuhuirangnimendechengde,xiangyaoqian,nimenzuomeng!”
“woxianzaijiugenzhangzhiweishuofenshou!”
wenyan,sulaosanbaonudishanlewoyibazhang,dadewoliangyanmaojinxing,taqianzouelewodeshouji,burangwohewaijielianxi。
liuxianglanyebuzaijiazhuangwenrou,tayinxiandikanzhewoshuo:“nizhiyibujiadehua,woyebuquanni,niyijiujiajiquezibujiuxingle?”
“shangcihuihunle,quezizhenshishangxinhuaile,takexihuannile。”
“tashuole,nishidaxuesheng,daoshihounishengchulaidehaiziyecongming。”
“quezigushenyiren,daoshihounijiajitashenggeyinanbannv,tayikaixinhainengjiwomenyidianshangqian。”
“dengneiquezilaosiyihou,taneixietianheshijiandawafangjiudouguizanmenle。”
“buguanzenyangdoubukui!”
“nijiuzaizheidengquezilaiquniba!”
liuxianglanxiaodeyinsen,tamenlianggechuquhou,doushengpawozaicitaopao,jiangwodefangmenfansuo。
wojingkongdipaidazhefangmen,quemeiyouyigerenlaihuiyingwo,wokuzheixiangyaotaochuqu,keshizheicifangmenhechuanghudoubeisuodesiside。
wotanzuozaiwuliwuzhudikuhan,yizhidaokuleile,kaozaiyizishangshuizhele。
danshi,zaiwobanmengbanxingzhijian,wotingjianlemenkouyourennishuohuadeshengyin。
tingzheneigeshuxideshengyin,wodunshihanmaozhili,shiquezi!
tayongyouxiecanglaodishengyinshuo:“laosuxifu,zheinengxingma?wanyixiaoyuyoupaolezenmeban?”
zhitingjianliuxianglanlengmodishuodao:“tajiushiyigexiaoguniang,shoushouruoruode。”
“nihaianbuzhutale?”
“dengshengmizhuchengshufandeshihou,tajiushiniderenle,neishihouhaibushixiangnixiangzenmeyangjiuzenmeyangma?”
liuxianglandeshengyinbingleng,haowuganqingbodong,jiuxiangzaitaolunwanshangchinazhijiyiyangpingchang。
quelegantanzheshuo:“meixiangdaowoliuliuquezidaolaohaiyouzheizhongyanfu!”
“zheishimushuitianhuadezhi!”
huayinweiluo,wojiutingjianmensuobeirendakaile。
wohedeganjinduozaijiaoluo,naqiyizhijiupingzizuanzaishouli,suiranwozhidaoyigejiupingzimeishenmeweili,danshizheiqueshiwozuihoudewojiumingdaocao。
woganjinzangmenhou,sisiwozheijiuping,qidaowonengtaoguoyijie。
jiuzaiquezizoujinlaideshihou,womengdezalexiaqu。
jiupingyingshengfensui,keshiqueziyijiuzhanzaiyuandi。
tachitongdiwuzhulenaodai,ranhouzhuanshenkanxiangshenhou。
jiezheyueguang,wokanjiantaneibenjiukebudemianrongshang,zhanmanlexianxuema,zhengehenhendidingzhewo。
kanjianzheiyimu,wozhijiehedetanruanzaidishang。
erzheiyixiasuiranliuxuele,danshiquemeirangquezishoushenshenmeshang,fandaorangtashunjianbaonu。
tazhijiechaozhetanruandiwopuleguolai,jiangwosisidianzaishenxia。
takouzhonghainiannianyouci:“youpiqi,woxihuan!”
“jintiannijiugenlewoliuqueziba,woyoudeshiqian,buhuikuidainide。”
chuangwai,liuxianglanbingmeiyoulikai,fanershilengyankanzhezheichanghaoxi。
tagezhechuanghuduiwoshuo:“xiaoyua,quezirentinghaode,nilianghaohaoxiangchuba,wohuiqule。”
nandaowojiuzheiyangbeizaotalema?
tabugumanlianxuewu,chaowoqinleguolai,erwoyebeihedehunshenwuli,juewangdibishangleyanjing。