第3章 祖母大怒

“xiaojieshaoleyitianyiye,sangzishaohuaile,xianbuyaoshuohuale,yihuierrangdafuqiaoyiqiao,kaijifuyao,heliangtianjiuhaole。”chunxiaomozhetadetou,roushenganfu。

“hao!”yuyouyaoshengyinyayade,anjingyouguaiqiao。

chunxiaoxinlitoubujinyisuan,wangridaxiaojiejiugengepihouerside,jiusuidedagunianghaizhengtianjijizhazha,bushipashutaoniaowo,jiushizhuoququer。

xiaoxiaonianlingcongguimenguanlizouleyizao,fangfoyixiazijiuzhangdaleside。

“xiaojieguai,nubiquduanxiechishiguolai。”

buyihuier,chunxiaoquerfufan,xiaojishangjiubaimanleyuyouyaorichangaichidedongxi。

tangzhou,qingtangshizitou,xingrenyangrugeng,guihuatang,shuijingjiao,sexiangweijuquan,zuzuyoushijiyangzhiduo。

yuyouyaochandekuaiyaoliukoushuile,wunaikanleyiyanzijigeboshangfeidududeoujie,youxiechouchangdixiang,xiayidunyidingshaochiyiwanfan。

不,还是半碗吧!

ehuaile,zumuhuixintengde。

menlianbeitiaokai,shouzaiwaijiandeyatougongjingdihanleyisheng:“laofuren。”

yulaofurenyouliumamafuzhezoujinfangjianli,jiansunnverkaozaiyingzhenshangzhengzaichidongxi,yanwozibujinyire,lianmangzouguoqu,zuodaotashenbian,duanqixiaojishangdeyiwanjiaoleguihuamidetangzhouhongta:“yaoyaohaibingzhe,shaochixieyounidedongxi,duohedianzhou,cainenghaodekuai。”

yuyouyaoshizaiehenle,chileyixiaowantangzhou,youheleyiwanxingrenyangrugeng,chenzumumeizhuyi,tounalegeshuijingjiao,hulundisaidaozuili,baxiaolianerchengdeyuangugude,jiaodoujiaobudong,huosiyizhitoushidexiaocangshu。

yulaofurenmeihaoqidao:“woqueleniyikouchide。”

“wu,haoci,zumuyechi。”zuilisaidemanmandangdang,yuyouyaohuaershuobulisuo,xiaopangshounalegeshuijingjiao,didaozumuzuibian,yanjingliangjingjingdichouzheta。

yulaofurenxindoutianhuale,jiangshuijingjiaochijinzuili,shuijingjiaozuodexiaoqiao,darenyikouyige,qiadaohaochu。

haoburongyijiaowanleyigeshuijingjiao,yuyouyaoxiliuleyixiakoushui,toutoumiaolezumu,jianzumumeizhuyi,yougujizhongshi,chaoyipangdeguantangbaoshenchulepanghuhudexiaozhuazi。

zhangzhewozidexiaopangshou,haimeigoudaoguantangbao,jiujiaoyulaofurenfaxianle,jiangguantangbaonuodaogengyuandedifang,fenfuxiarenbashengxiadechishichexiaqu。

yuyouyaowuzheyuangugudexiaoduzi,zhabazhedayanjing:“zumu,meichibao。”

wuliangdayanjinggenshuilitoudeheiputaoside,touzheshuiling,choudeyulaofurenxinganerdouzhandehuang,zhanglezhangzui,xianxiejiangyahuanmenhanhuilai。

haishiliumamajianzhuang,lianmangchusheng:“dajieer,ninliangribucengjinshi,weilitouxuzhe,buyiduoshi,daibangeshichenhou,rangchufangaobingtangyanwojininchi,haobuhao?”

yuyouyaonaozhexiaozuier,youxiebuqingyuandidianleyixiaxiaonaodai:“neihaoba!”

yulaofurenshijihaoxiaoyouxinteng,buyouqingnieleyixiatafendududexiaolianer,xiaomaleyisheng:“chanzuideyatou,gengexiaozhuzaiside。”

yuyouyaohuanglehuangxiaonaodai,gugudexiaolianer,roududude,gennianhuashangdefuwawaside,jishuilingyoutaoxi,kanzhedouzhaorentenger。

yulaofurenlianshanglianrilaideyinmaizongsuanshisanle,jiangsunnverloujinhuaili,kejinerdeteng:“yaoyao,shizumubudui,zumuyihouzaiyebufaniguifotangle。”

yuyouyaoyaoyaonaodai:“buguaizumu,zumuyeshiweilewohao。”

yujianjiashaoleliangtianliangye,xianxielianmingdoushaomeile,zumujiusuanzaitengta,shiguanrenming,yebunengbandianfanyingyemeiyou。

kanzheyixiangmengdongdesunnver,yilianruowuqishi,jibukunao,yebuweiqu,yulaofurenzongjuedeyounalibuduijing。

liumamayelenglehaodabanshang。

wuziliyishijiananjingxialai。

banshanghou,yulaofurenqingtuleyikouqi:“nishuoshuokan,zumushizenmeweinihao?”

yuyouyaowaizhenaodai:“zumufalewo,muqinchuleyikouqi,jiubuhuizaitongwojijiao,fuqinyebuhuifawo。”

yulaofurenheliumamaduishileyiyan,jiecongbiciyanzhongkandaolejingya,meixiangdaoguimenguanzouleyizao,zheiyatounaodaiguaziyekaiqiaole。

yuyouyaoningzhexiaomeimao,youxiekunao:“buguo,womeiyouguyituisanmeimei,sanmeimeixiangyongtademaoyanshishouchuaner,hewojiaohuanfotongzuolianyuzhuizi,wobukendaying,tajiulaizhuawodeshou,zumurangwolizhuyuanderenyuanxie,jiushuaikailetadeshou,meixiangdaosanmeimeishenbiandeyahuan,meiyoufuhaosanmeimei,rangsanmeimeihualeyijiaoshuaidaole。”

yuyouyaomeiyoushuohuang,jiushijuedezijijintianshuohuahaoqiguai,xiangleyouxiangyemeixiangmingbai。

xiaoyouyaoquebuzhidao,zheishijianyouyizhongmingwei“neihan”deyuyanyishu。

tabaqianyinhouguojiaodaideyiqingerchu,quebiaodalesangeyisi。

diyi,tameiyouzhudongzhaoreyujianjia,shiyujianjiaxianliaozhejian。

dier,taqueshimeiyouzhudongtuiyujianjia。

disan,tashiyinweitingzumudehua,shuyuanyujianjia,caishuaikaileyujianjiadeshou,yujianjiashuaidaole,shitashenbiandeyahuanmeiyoufuhao,shiyahuandecuo,hetameiyouguanxi。

yulaofurentingmingbaile,xueqiyizhenzhenwangnaodailiyong,yaozheyayiziyidun:“yangshishengdehaonver!”

fulizuichuchuanchuyaoyaotuilejianjia,taxiangzhejieermenshenbiandougenzheyahuan,dayueyemeishenyaojin,jiubuqingbuzhongdixunleyaoyaojiju。

yaoyaoyueshizhidaotameizhenshengqi,yejiumeijieshi,zhuantoujiubaozheguihuatangchidekaixin。

zhidaoyujianjiashaoleliangtianliangye,xianxiebamingdoushaomeile,tacaiyoujiyounu,faleyaoyaoguifotang,yemeizixiwenguoyaoyaoshiqingdejingguo。

naxiaode,zheishierheyaoyaogenbenjiumeiguanxi。

yulaofurenyuexiangyueqi,douranbogaoleyinliang:“fotongzuolianyuzhuizi,shixieshilinzhongqianliujiyaoyaodenianxiang,yujianjiayezhenganyao!”

jianzumushengqile,yuyouyaoheleyitiao,shengyinnuonuode,touzhexiaoxinyiyi:“zumu?”

yulaofurendunshilengjingxialai,qingpailepaixiaoguniangrouhuhudexiaoshou:“yaoyaoguai,xianshuiyihuier,zumuyihuierzaiguolaikanni。”

yuyouyaotinghuadizuanjinlebeiwoli,bishangleyanjing,yizhanzhezhentou,keshuichongjiuzuanjinlexiaobizi,xiaonaodaiguazimomohuhu,zongjuedezijihaoxiangwangjileshenme?

到底忘记了什么呢?

huaizhezheiyangdeyiwen,yuyouyaodaqilexiaohulu。

zixititayeleyebeijiao,yulaofurenzheicaibeiliumamafuqileshen。