第一章 

第一章

“啊!”

wozhengzaizuowufan,turantingjianwomadecanjiaosheng。

wodexinyiji,huangmangpaochuqu,dunshihedaile。

zhijianwogeyizhishouqiazhewomadebozi,lingyizhishoupilipaladichouerguang。

womabeidadebiqinglianzhong,etoushangxueroumohu。

tazhengzhazhehan:“erzi,woshinimamaa,kuaifangkai......”

wogechongerbuwen,yikouyaozhutadebozi。

womatengdedashengcanjiao,kanjianwochulai,jimanghan:“weige,kuaibanigelakai!”

mianduizheimefengkuangdeyeweiyi,wonaganshangqian?

woganjinhanwoba:“babakuailai!wogezaiyaowoma!”

wobachongchulaixianglakaiwoge。

dantadeliqidadejingren,naliladekai?

wobayongshengzibawogetaozhu,yongliyila。

tadeliangzhigebojibangjinle,zuibacongwomadebozishangyikai。

womashuaidaozaidishang,kuzishangquanshixue。

wogeyoupuguoquyongjiaotita。

wogenwobahelila,feilehendadeliqi,cairangtayuanliwoma。

womenbatabangzaiqiangjiaodegangjinshang,dengtalengjingxialailezaifangkai。

neigengangjinshizhuanmenweikongzhitamaizaiqianglide。

ranhouwomensongwomaquyiyuan。

yishengjianchahoushuo:“haizixiaochanle。”

womawadikuqilai:“wodeyaoer,wuwuwuwu......”

womawushisuile,haizaipinsantai,xiangzaishenggeerzi。

congsantaizhengcefangkaihou,tajiuzainuli。

dannianjidale,lianggerendougaoling,tilibuzhi,yeyebenmanghenshixinku。

womahaoburongyicaihuaishang,xiaoxinyiyihuaidaosangeyuedale,zheiyoumeile。

tananguojile:“xiaciyouyaoshenmeshihoucainenghuaishang?”

wobaanweilehaoyizhen,womacaitingzhikuqi。

wobawen:“zenmehuishi?laodaweishenmeturanfafeng?”

我妈讲述了原因。

jintiantadaiwogequxiangqin。

wogekanzhexiangqinnvhaiyigejingshaxiao,haiwangrenjiashenbiancou。

anzhaowomadeshuofa,zheibiaoshiwogekanshangguniangle,youyiyaohetaqinjin。

danneinvhaiquehezhele,dangshijiuqishenpaole。

所以相亲失败了。

huilaihou,womalaolaotaotaodibaoyuanneinvhai。

“woerzigaodashuaiqi,yibiaorencai,kandeshangtashitadefuqi,tayouaiyouchou,yigefayubuliangdecancipin,haixianqishenme?”

ranhoutayouzebeiwoge:“niyeshi,wogennishuoguoduoshaocile,xiangqindeshihoubieshabulengdengzhidingdingkanzherenjia。youdenvrenpingshibuzhidaoduolang,kenanrenkanyiyan,tajiuxiangshaokuairouside,yifuxiannvxiafangaogaozaishangdemoyang......”

womayeshinvren,dantarumanvhaideshihou,binanrenmadehainanting。

tazhengbaoyuandelaijing,buzhidaozenmede,wogeturanjiufanule。

tayiquandazaiwomaxiongkoushang。

womabeidadeshenzidaofeiguoqu,tiezaileqiangshang。

wogeyouchongguoqu,zhongzhongyijiaotizaitadeduzishang。

womayishengcanjiao,tengdedangshijiutangdishangjianhongle。

wogegengfengkuang,qiazhetadebozibatatiqilaida,haibaboziyaochulejigeyachiyin。

womapanlehenjiudedisantaijiuzheimemeile。

womashuozheshuozhe,hurandengwoyiyan:“weigezheisinizimeichuxi,kandaonigedawo,yebulaibangmangbatalakai。”

woyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao:“mashuodexiaohuaba,nidoubagemeibanfa,wohainenglakaita?wobushidiyishijianjiuhanbalema?”

bushiwogenwobaganchulaijiuleta,tahuishangdegengyanzhong。

womahenhenditanqi:“yangnverdaodiyoushenmeyong?jiuzhidaoqiwo。ruguoshigeerzi,zenmezheyeyaolaibangwoyiba。wohaoburongyihuaishangyige,youjiwonongmeile,wodeminghaokua,wuwuwuwu......”

womadeyanleishishashoujian,woruguofanbo,tahuikudexunsimihuo。

wozhinengbizui,jinguanxinlibufu。

wobajiaowo:“weige,woliuzaiyiyuanzhaogunima,nihuiqubanigefangkai。”

“哦。”

woyebuxiangliuzaiyiyuantingwomaxuxutaotao,yushilikailebingfang。

yaojindiantideshihou,woturanxiangqi,ruguowogehaishifafengdezhuangtai,wobatafangkailegenbenkongzhibuzhu,haidewobacaixing。

yushiwoyouhuibingfangzhaowoba。

laidaobingfangmenkou,wogangyaotuimen,turantingjianwomashuo:“yourenjiweigejieshaopojia,nanfangyuanyijiliushibawancaili。”