第一章
“啊!”
wozhengzaizuowufan,turantingjianwomadecanjiaosheng。
wodexinyiji,huangmangpaochuqu,dunshihedaile。
zhijianwogeyizhishouqiazhewomadebozi,lingyizhishoupilipaladichouerguang。
womabeidadebiqinglianzhong,etoushangxueroumohu。
tazhengzhazhehan:“erzi,woshinimamaa,kuaifangkai......”
wogechongerbuwen,yikouyaozhutadebozi。
womatengdedashengcanjiao,kanjianwochulai,jimanghan:“weige,kuaibanigelakai!”
mianduizheimefengkuangdeyeweiyi,wonaganshangqian?
woganjinhanwoba:“babakuailai!wogezaiyaowoma!”
wobachongchulaixianglakaiwoge。
dantadeliqidadejingren,naliladekai?
wobayongshengzibawogetaozhu,yongliyila。
tadeliangzhigebojibangjinle,zuibacongwomadebozishangyikai。
womashuaidaozaidishang,kuzishangquanshixue。
wogeyoupuguoquyongjiaotita。
wogenwobahelila,feilehendadeliqi,cairangtayuanliwoma。
womenbatabangzaiqiangjiaodegangjinshang,dengtalengjingxialailezaifangkai。
neigengangjinshizhuanmenweikongzhitamaizaiqianglide。
ranhouwomensongwomaquyiyuan。
yishengjianchahoushuo:“haizixiaochanle。”
womawadikuqilai:“wodeyaoer,wuwuwuwu......”
womawushisuile,haizaipinsantai,xiangzaishenggeerzi。
congsantaizhengcefangkaihou,tajiuzainuli。
dannianjidale,lianggerendougaoling,tilibuzhi,yeyebenmanghenshixinku。
womahaoburongyicaihuaishang,xiaoxinyiyihuaidaosangeyuedale,zheiyoumeile。
tananguojile:“xiaciyouyaoshenmeshihoucainenghuaishang?”
wobaanweilehaoyizhen,womacaitingzhikuqi。
wobawen:“zenmehuishi?laodaweishenmeturanfafeng?”
我妈讲述了原因。
jintiantadaiwogequxiangqin。
wogekanzhexiangqinnvhaiyigejingshaxiao,haiwangrenjiashenbiancou。
anzhaowomadeshuofa,zheibiaoshiwogekanshangguniangle,youyiyaohetaqinjin。
danneinvhaiquehezhele,dangshijiuqishenpaole。
所以相亲失败了。
huilaihou,womalaolaotaotaodibaoyuanneinvhai。
“woerzigaodashuaiqi,yibiaorencai,kandeshangtashitadefuqi,tayouaiyouchou,yigefayubuliangdecancipin,haixianqishenme?”
ranhoutayouzebeiwoge:“niyeshi,wogennishuoguoduoshaocile,xiangqindeshihoubieshabulengdengzhidingdingkanzherenjia。youdenvrenpingshibuzhidaoduolang,kenanrenkanyiyan,tajiuxiangshaokuairouside,yifuxiannvxiafangaogaozaishangdemoyang......”
womayeshinvren,dantarumanvhaideshihou,binanrenmadehainanting。
tazhengbaoyuandelaijing,buzhidaozenmede,wogeturanjiufanule。
tayiquandazaiwomaxiongkoushang。
womabeidadeshenzidaofeiguoqu,tiezaileqiangshang。
wogeyouchongguoqu,zhongzhongyijiaotizaitadeduzishang。
womayishengcanjiao,tengdedangshijiutangdishangjianhongle。
wogegengfengkuang,qiazhetadebozibatatiqilaida,haibaboziyaochulejigeyachiyin。
womapanlehenjiudedisantaijiuzheimemeile。
womashuozheshuozhe,hurandengwoyiyan:“weigezheisinizimeichuxi,kandaonigedawo,yebulaibangmangbatalakai。”
woyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao:“mashuodexiaohuaba,nidoubagemeibanfa,wohainenglakaita?wobushidiyishijianjiuhanbalema?”
bushiwogenwobaganchulaijiuleta,tahuishangdegengyanzhong。
womahenhenditanqi:“yangnverdaodiyoushenmeyong?jiuzhidaoqiwo。ruguoshigeerzi,zenmezheyeyaolaibangwoyiba。wohaoburongyihuaishangyige,youjiwonongmeile,wodeminghaokua,wuwuwuwu......”
womadeyanleishishashoujian,woruguofanbo,tahuikudexunsimihuo。
wozhinengbizui,jinguanxinlibufu。
wobajiaowo:“weige,woliuzaiyiyuanzhaogunima,nihuiqubanigefangkai。”
“哦。”
woyebuxiangliuzaiyiyuantingwomaxuxutaotao,yushilikailebingfang。
yaojindiantideshihou,woturanxiangqi,ruguowogehaishifafengdezhuangtai,wobatafangkailegenbenkongzhibuzhu,haidewobacaixing。
yushiwoyouhuibingfangzhaowoba。
laidaobingfangmenkou,wogangyaotuimen,turantingjianwomashuo:“yourenjiweigejieshaopojia,nanfangyuanyijiliushibawancaili。”