第1章 滚 

jiangzhoudaxuepangdexiaolushang。

kongqixiangshuimianyiyangbodongyixia,chuxianyidaoxuhuanderenying。

xingrenduizheidaorenyingshierbujian,congtashenshangchuanxingerguo。

“jiuzhuanchenggongle……meixiangdaodoudouzhuanzhuan,zuihouyouhuidaolediqiu。”

linyikanzheshuxijianzhufengge,shuxidemiankong,fachuyishengzhangtan。

tashixiuxianjiedebazhuanyaosheng,meiyizhuan,doushiyicisiwang,douyaoroushensuilie,shenhunchuanyue,erjiuzhuanzhihou,ruonengzhongxinxiulianhuidianfeng,biankeyibusibumie,lianchengbumiezhiti,chengjiuyaodijinshen。

xiuxianjienei,shuwannianlai,wuyirennenggoudadaozheizhongjingjie。

raner,linyicongdiqiuchuanyuezhixiuxianjie,zhiyonglewubainian,bianjiangxiuxianjiesuoyoutianjiaocaizaijiaoxia,chengjiulebazhuan。

xiuzhenwubainian,diqiuquezhiguolewunian!

zaiciguilai,buyouhuangruogeshi,likaidiqiuqian,linyizhishigebeilinjiasuiyidiuqidelaji……

“he,haishixianzhaoyijumeiyoulinghundequtijinxingduosheba。”linyishouhuixinsi,zhunbeiquyiyuandetaipingjianpengpengyunqi。

吱吱吱!!!

嘭!

turan,yizhencierdechacheshengxiangqi。

yiweiqizhezixingchedexuesheng,beiyiliangjichidebaomajiaochezhuangchushijimiyuandaozaixuebozhong!

buyongkaojin,linyiyijingduanding,beizhuangdexueshengyijingsile。

daoshishengdezijizaisichuxunzhaole。

唰!

linyideshenying,huazuoyituanqicaideliuguang,shunjianguanzhujinsizhedequti!

“撞死人了啦!”

“tianna!zheimezhaidelu,kaiduokuaiya!”

“yitiaonianqingdeshengmingjiuzheime……”

“我靠!诈尸啦!”

manshenshixuedelinyiturancongdishangzhanleqilai,yindezhouweiweiguandequnzhongyizhenjinghu。

成功了。

linyikandaozijiyijingyouleshuyuzijidequti,zongsuanmaichulexiuxingdediyibu。

咔!

baomachemendakai,congchelixialaiyiweizhuanghan。

changsankandaolinyisuiranmanshenshixue,danlianshangshenseruchang,duandingtashoudezhishiqingshang。

zaikanzijidechetoubeizixingchezadeaoxianxiaquyidakuaier,changsanlianshangluchunurong,taituichaolinyizouqu。

“**!nizenmeqicheni!meidaiyanjinga!”changsanlaidaolinyishenqian,nuchiyisheng。

weiguandezhongren,kandaochangsanzhuanglerenbujinbudaoqian,haizheimexiaozhang,jiaotoujieerdexiaoshengyilunfenfen。

“nizai,genwoshuohuama?”linyitaiyankanxiangchangsan,yudiaoshayadiwendao。

changsannudao:“bushigennishuohua,nandaowoshizaigengoushuohuama!shuoba,penghuailelaozideche,nidasuanzheimepei!”

“tianna,zheiyetaibujiangdaolile,zhuangleren,hairangrenpeiqian!”

“jiushishuoni,zheiyetaiqifurenle!”

“……”

weiguanderentingdaochangsandehua,fenfentilinyibaobuping。

changsanchaozhongrennuhoudao:“doujilaozibizui!zaiganduozuiduoshe,laoziliannimenyiqizhuang!zhuangsinimenyiqunlaji!”

zhongrentingdaochangsandeweixie,fenfenbizuibuyan。

shenqingxiongedechangsan,yikanjiubushishancha,haishishaozhaoreweimiao。

zhongrenkanxianglinyideyanshen,manshitongqing。

kanlinyidechuanzhedaban,yinggaihaishizaixiaodedaxuesheng,reshangyanqianzheiweishaxing,kanlaishimeihaoxiachangle。

“wei!**longlema!laoziwennihuani!zenmepeijigehua!”changsanjianlinyibuchusheng,zaicinumayiju。

linyiyanshenzhongshayiyongdong。

bierenbuzhidao,yiweiziji,yejiushizheigexuesheng,zhishishouleqingshang。

dantazhidao,tafushendezheigexuesheng,yijingbeibaomachezhuangsile。

zhuangsiren,budanmeiyouyidiankuijiuzhiqing,hairucixiaozhang。

zijilikaidiqiuwubainian,diqiurendouzheimexiaozhanglema!

“zhuangyabashiba!bushuohua,laozidadaonishuohua!”

changsanjianlinyirengbuchusheng,taishouchaotadelianshangguaiqu!

啪!

噗通!

xiayike,taishoudarendechangsandaofeichuqu,putongyishengzaidaozaidi!

weiguandezhongrenfachuyishengjinghu。

快,太快了!

zhongrengenbenmeikanqinglinyichushou,lvxiandongshoudechangsanjingranbeiyibazhangpaifeichuqule!

“**gandawo!”changsanzhengzhaqishen,wuzhebanbianlian,zhizhelinyi,yilianfennudihoudao。

linyilenghengdao:“danishiqingde。”

suiranjiuzhuanzhihou,gongfajinshi,yiqiedouyaocongtoukaishi。

dan,jiaoxunjigechangsanzheizhongshuizhundedahan,duilinyilaishuo,youruheshuiyiyangjiandan。

zijishenweiyaosheng,zaixiuxianjieshouyiwanxiushijingyang。

meixiangdaojintian,beiyigelouyiyibanderenleitiaoxin。

weiguanzhongren,beilinyishenshangsanfachulaidetaotianqishisuozhenshe,yilianzhenjingdikanxianglinyi。

zheizhongqishi,taipangdale,zhongrenshenzhiganjuehuxidouyoudianbuchangle。

zhongmukuikuizhixia,beiyigeqizixingchedexueshengdalian。

changsanganjuezijiyanmianjinshi,diurendiudaojiale!

chengdiyisheng,conghouyaotaochuyibabishou。

“laozinongsini!”changsanlianshangluchuhenlidebiaoqing,daheyisheng,chaozhelinyitongleguoqu!

weiguanzhongrenjiandongledaozi,jingjiaoyisheng,zaicixianghoutuiqu。

linyikanzhebishoulizijiyuelaiyuejin,lianshangshenseruchang,bujianyisijinzhang。

“qusiba**!”changsanlaidaolinyishenqian,wangqiandichulebishou!

yankanbishoudejianduanjiuyaotongshanglinyidexiongkou,zhongrenburenkandaolinyixuesadangchangdecanzhuang,niuguotoubuganzaikanjiexialaideyimu。

“pa!”linyiyoushouzhangkai,zhongzhiheshizhijiazhuledaojian。

zhishilianggenxiuzhangdeshizhijiazhu,changsanyongjinquanshenliqi,biedemanliantonghong,rengbunengzaiwangqiandiquyifenyihao。

“zenmekeneng!lianggenshouzhideliqi,zenmekenengzheimeda!”changsantaiyankanxianglinyi,jianlinyiyilianqingsong,xinzhongzhenjingyichang。

zhongrenmeiyoutingdaolinyidecanjiao,haoqidizhuanguotou,kanxianglinyihezhuanghan。

“这……”

“zheiyetaishenqileba!”

zhongrenkandaolinyizhishiyonglianggenshouzhijiujiazhuledaojian,jingjiaolianlian。

tingdaozhongrendeyilun,changsandeliangenghongle。

咔!

yishengcuixiang,linyishouzhiyining,yingshengshengjiangbishoudejianduanbailexialai!

这……

众人见状再次惊呼!

changsandeyanjiaoyetutuditiaolejixia。

zheibabishou,keshimenggangdeshanghaobishou,jingranbeirenqingqingsongsongdiyonglianggenshouzhibaiduanle!

zijizheishipengshangyingchazi,tidaotiebanshangle!

唰!

linyishouzhiyidan,changsanlianshangshunjianluchutongkudeshenqing。

“ni,ni,niduiwozuoleshenme!”changsandengdengdengdixianghoutuilejibu,yilianjingkongdiwangzhelinyi。

“jiexialaideyizhou,nihuimingbai,shenmejiao——tong!”linyizuijiaoluchulengxiao,yongzhiyouchangsannengtingdaodeshengyinshuodao。

yaoshengjiuren,nenghuosiren,roubaigu。

yaoshengsharen,yiwujikexun。

changsandewei、gan、shen,huilianxujiaotongyizhou,tengdaozha!

erqielinyibaozheng,shijianmeiyourenherenkeyiyizhi。

至于杀了他……

算了,脏。