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yuefuyuemubeibangjia，bangfeijiwofalailesuoduanxin:
【yibaiwanmainibamademing!】
wohuangzhanghuijiagenlaoposhangliang:
“bamabeibangjiale，womenkaliyousishiwan，fangziyenengmailiushiwan，xianbabamajiuhuilaizaishuo!”
kelaopoquelanzhuwo，sihuoburangwonaqianjiuren。
“neishinibamabushiwobama，niyaoshiganbaqiansongjibangfeiwojiugennilihun!”
我惊呆了。
nandaotabuzhidaobeibangdeshizijibamama？
......
wanshangbadian，wozhengzaigongsijiaban，shoujilituranshoudaoyitiaomoshengdeduanxin。
【yibaiwan，mainibamademing!】
我觉得有些好笑。
zheiniantou，zheixiezhapianduanxinyebuhaohaodiaochayixiama？
wobamarendouzailaojia，zenmekenengbeibangjia。
kehenkuai，wojiuxiaobuchulaile。
yinweineigemoshenghaomafalaiyizhangzhaopian。
zhaopianliyoulianggerenshoushangbangzheshengzibeidiaoqilai，touyebeimabudaizhaozhe，genbenkanbuqingchulian。
kewoquehenkuaijiurenchulailezheiliangren，yinweitamenshenshangchuandeyifuzhengshishanggeyuewosongjiyuefuyuemude!
beibangjiadejingranshiwoyuefuyuemu!
【nimenxiangyaoganshenme!buyaoshanghaiwobama!】
手机那头很快回复:
【yibaiwan，maizheilianggelaobusideming，shitianhounabudaoqian，zheilianglaobusidekejiu......】
houmiansuiranshishenglvehao，kewoziranmingbaishishenmeyisi。
genlaopojiehunzheimejiuyilai，woziranzhidaoyuefuyuemuzaitaxinmuzhongdediwei。
laopotiantiangenwojiangtabamayangtaburongyi，rangwodangchengzijiqinfumuxiaojing。
bangeyueqianyuefuyuemujiucanjialegeshenmelvyoutuanpaotaiguoneibianqule。
meixiangdaojingranbeibangfeidingshangle。
xianzaichulezheimedadeshi，rangwozenmegenlaopomiandui!
keyibaiwanyebushixiaoshumu，woyigerengenbennabuchuzheimeduoqian。
silaixiangquhaishidasuangenlaopotanbai，mabutingtidewangjialigan。
yihuijiawojiuchongdaowoshifanxiangdaojuzhaowohelaopojiehunshideneizhangka。
kezhaolebantiandoumeizhaodao。
laopojianwofandongxi，wenwozaizhaoshenme。
woshenxiyikouqi，babamabeibangfeibangjiadeshiqinggentashuoleyibian。
末了，还轻声安慰:
“laopo，biezheji，bangfeizhiyaoqian，buhuisuibianshangrende，zhiyaowomenbaqianjitamenjiuxing!”
“duile，kahefangchanzhengfangnale？”
benyiweilaopohuijinghuangshicuo，huidakudanaokuzherangwoganjinqujiubama。
kewomeixiangdao，tingdaobamabeibangjiashilaopolianshangsihaomeiyouhuangzhang。
fanerzaitingdaowoyaonakamaifangjiurenshidengdaleyanjing。
“buxing，wobutongyi!”
“baqianhefangziquandounachulaijiunineibama，yihouwomenzijideshenghuohaiyaobuyaoguole？”
“wobuguan，wofanzhengshibuhuichuneigeqiande，niyebiexiang!”
tingdaozheihua，wodengdaleyanjingbukezhixin。
“neishizanbamaa！nibunaqianrenjiajiuyaosipiaole!”
“laopo，zuorenbunengzhikanqiana，haiyaojiangliangxina！”
tingdaowozheihua，laoposhuangshouchayao，zhizhewodebizimadao:
“shenmeliangxinbuliangxinde，dangchuyaoshiwogennijiehunyemeijiantamennachuduoshaoqianjiwomenhua，xianzaihaole，zaobaoyinglezhidaozhaowomenyaoqianle！”
“wogaosuni，woshisishihuodoubuhuitongyininazheigeqiande，niyaoshigannawogennimeiwan!”
wolengzhule，meixiangdaolaopohuizheimeshuo。
suirandangchuwomenjiehunshitamenjiaqueshimeiyounajiazhuangqian。
keneibushilaopozijidejuedingma？
tadangshiduzhezuigenwoshuotamenjiatingtiaojianbuhao，womenjiaji38.8wdecaili，tamenjiajiubudasuanhuijiazhuangle。
woyezhidaoyuefuyuemushenzibuhao，nengbalaopoyangzheimedayijinghenburongyile，yebuxiangzaijiliangweilaorenzengjiafudansuoyitongyile。
kexianzaitaquenazheigechulaishuoshi，wobumingbaitashishenmeyisi。
kanzhelaopoyilianguzhidemoyang，wozhijuedexinlidudehuang。
“zheiyangba，nixianbaqiannachulaijiyong，jiudangbamajienide，daoshihourangliangweilaorenhainixingleba！”
laopoquexiangshikanchourensidekanwo，manlianbuxiangxin:
“buxing，bieyiweiwobuzhidao，dengwonachuzheigeqianjiuhennannahuilaile，neilianggelaojiahuobieshuozhuanyibaiwan，chuqushangbandougouqiang，nashenmehaiwo!”
cishiwozhendeqidebuxingle。
mingmingzhiqianlaopohenxiaoshun，henaiyuefuyuemu，weishenmejintianwanquanxiangbianlegerenside!
woshenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxinlidenuhuo。
“neinixiangzenmezuo？bamabunengbujiua！”
zhanzaimianqiandelaopoditousikaoleleliangmiao，suihoushuochulerangwozhenjingbuyidehua。
“jirannizheimexiangjiubama，neinijiuqudaikuanba！”
“buguodaikuannidaoshihoudeqianxieyi，zhengmingzheidaikuangenwomeiguanxi，woshibuhuijinipeichangde，nidaoshihoudezijihai!”