第一章起哄
jiatingjuhuishang，biaomeiyiliandeyidexuanyaozhezijidenanpengyou。
yangyandao，“xueligaoyoushenmeyong，wonanpengyoushiwomengongsidelaoban，jiejieyibeizidouzhengbulaizheimeduoqianba？”
qinqiqihongyaokannanshengzhaopian，biaomeiyilianjiaoxiudetaochushouji。
qiaole，zheibushiqianjitianchanzhewo，yaoyiqihuilaidelianainaonanpengyou？
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danianchusidejiatingjuhuishang，biaomeishanshanlaichi。
kanxiangwomendeyishunjian，yilianjiaoxiu，rouguangsishuidemouziweiweidichui，ranhoudongzuoqingweidezuozaiwodeduimian。
woshifenzhenjingdekanzhetazheiyixiliecaozuo，bujinxinzhongshengchuyiwen：tazaigaoshenmejiche？
biaomeipingshidadalielie，shangxuedeshihoujiubuaixuexi，kaoleyigeerbenhoufeiyaoqudachengshitoukaowo。
dandangshiwoyecaishiyigedagongzua。
haimeidengwoxixiang，yipangdeqinqijiuchulesheng。
yiguzichiguadeyuqi，“hehe，tingshuonixinjiaonanpengyoula？”
biaomeiyilianjiaoxiudedianlediantou，meizaishuohua，dizhetouhaoxiangshibuhaoyisi。
zhenjingwobabainiana，suhehaiyoubuhaoyisideshihou？
yipangdelaoyiyanshenxiaomimide，kanzhebiaomeideyanshenyilianjiaoao。
suihoubianyongzhesuiyideyuqikaikou，“womenjiahehejiushiyanguanghao，zheicixinjiaodenanpengyoushitamenlaobanlei！yaowoshuonvhaierhaishidejiadehao，nishuoshenyidouduodalehaibujiehun，neimegaodexueliyoushenmeyong。”
“womenhehezaigongsilikeqingxianle，bijingnanpengyoushilaobanyebuhuianpaishenmegongzuo。”
？？？youbingba，shuo**shenme？
wobozheshatangjudeshouyidun，huanhuantaitoukanxiangta，luchulimaodeweixiao。
“yima，suhehaimeijiehunba，jiusuanjielehuntakeyizhangguancaizhengdaquanma？rena，haishibuyaobaoyoutaidadexiwang，bijingqiwangyuedashiwangyuedama。”
huayichukou，fanzhuoshangdunshimeilesheng，yiqunrenmianmianxiangqu。
womamobuzuoshengdechuolechuowodegebo，shiyiwojigetaijiexia，keshiwohaimeishuowanei。
“yima，ninshuonvhaierxuelibuzhongyao，dangchusuhekaoyigeerbendeshihou，ninkejichenggehouerle。”
wochiguadexiaoleqilai，zhenggefangjianzhiyouwodexiaosheng。
yimadelianseyuelaiyuenankan，duimiandesuhehenhendedengzhewo。
danwoyoubuzaiyi，woyoubukaonanren。
zhouweideqinqidoukaishiyinghe，xiangyaohuanhefanzhuoshangdeqifen。
“yiyizhangdeyuelaiyuepiaoliangleha。”
wofuyandedianlediantou，yufaxiangyaoshijianguodekuaixie，landezaiyiqunzhuangbideqinqilidaizhe。
meidengwopingfuhaoxiangyaoduirendeqingxu，duimiandesuheyoukaishizuoyao。
suheruanruandemouziwangxiangwo，xiaoshengkaikou，“yiyijie，nidoukuaisanshilehaibujiehunya，daoshihoudouchengshengnvle。”
wopielepiezuijiao，“suanmingdeshuowosanshisuizhiqianjiehun，huisisangeqinqi，wopasideshiniei。”
屋内一片寂静。
womayonglideningleyixiawodegebo，xiaomimishuodao，“hehexinnanpengyouzenmeyanga，daoshihouwomendounengzhanguanga。”
huayishuochukou，fanzhuoshangdangjiyipianfuhe，youshiyipianhuanshengxiaoyu。
womazheijuhuakeshichenlewoyimadexinsi，youkaishizhuangbile。
yimanaqicanjinzhicalecashou，zhuangzuobuzaiyidekaikou，“eiya，jiushipamafan，daoshihoukeyijiyiyijieshaoyige，dantiaojiankendingburuhehenanpengyouhaole。”
我妈附和的点点头。
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