第一章
biaomeichenmiwanghongzhuangxiu，bajialidechengzhongqiangzalejianzaoyugang。
beitousuzalechengzhongqianghou，biaomeidingzhe“1314huzhu”demingyizaiyezhuqunlidafangjueci：
“nimenzheixieqiongbi，meijianguorenjiazhuangxiua！”
“wokeshijingchenglvsuodejinpailvshi——zhangrongrong，hewojiangfalv，nixinbuxinwogaonimenfeibanga！”
shangyishibiaomeibiyehouzhaobudaogongzuo，yushiwobaxinfangjiejitazanzhu。
weilechengweijiajubozhu，biaomeixuexiwanghongzhuangxiu，yilianzalehaojimianchengzhongqiang。
zuihoudaozhidalouchuxianliefeng，zaidaniansanshidewanshangzhengdongloudaota，zasilewushuxiaoquzhuhu。
erwolaogong，quedaizheyunanzhedejiashuchongdaolewodelvsuo：“tajiushizhangrongrong，jiushitazalechengzhongqiang，haisilenimendejiaren！”
qunqingjifenxia，wobeijiashumenluandaotongsiersi。
erlaogongquejichenglewodecaichanhebiaomeixunsujiehun。
sihouwocaizhidao，zheiyiqiedoushitamenyishoucehua。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaobiaomeizahuaichengzhongqiangdeneitian。
1、
“wodehaojiejie，yihoudewohuidaitinigenmingyugehaohaoguorizide。”
“nijiuanxinquba！hahahahaha！”
shangyishi，biaomeibalewodeyangqiguan。
miliuzhiji，wokanzhewoxinxinnianniandenanrenwenroudejiangbiaomeilanjinhuaili，wendenanshenanfen，yikouqimeitishanglai，wojiuzheimeyimingwuhule！
womanxinyuanhen，zainaiheqiaoshangbukentoutai，yanwanglianwoyunwozhonglaiyici。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaochushineitian。
biaomeidedianhuadalejinlai：“jiejie，nikuailai，wuyeyaozhaoyezhuni！”
“xianzaidoushinizhunei，youshenmeshinizhijiechuli？”
linruyizaidianhuaneitouzhizhiwuwu：“nei.....zenmexing....bijingnicaishiyezhu.....”
“jiefu，yijingbarendaidaonibangongshile，nigankuaijiedaiyixia，jiuzheiyang，baibai。”
linruyigenbenbiejiwojujuedejihui，shuowanjiugua，chidingwobuhuijujue。
qianshi，wohaowufangbei，beilaogongdailaideneiqunrenweizaibangongshi。
neixierenshilelizhi，yitingwoshi1314deyezhu，fenhendechongshangjiangwoluandaotongsi....
zhonglaiyici，wojueduibuhuirangzijizhongdaofuche。
jueduibuhuirangneiduizhananjiannvzaitazhewodeshigushangwei！
2、
qianshi，linruyitufaqixiangxiangzuoyimingjiajubozhu，aiqiuwobaxinfangzhuangxiudeshiqingjiaojitalaiban。
neishihouwomangzhenaxiazuixindeanzishunlishengzhi，yushijiudayingle。
nacengxiangtadingzhewodemingyi，zaiyezhuqunlidafangjueci，hailuanzachengzhongqiang....
tazaiwangshangzixueleyixiezhuangxiuzhishi，jihuabajialidepiaochuangzalejianzaoyugang。
tahanleyiduirenshangmenzaqiang，shigongduiderenyikanneishimianchengzhongqiang，shuoshenmeyebukendongshou。
linruyijiangrenmazou，fanshoutousuneigeduizhang，chadianhairendiulegongzuo。
dantarengbusixin，youzhaolehaojigeshigongbanzi，haishidedaoyiyangdekoujing。
zuizhonglinruyiqijibaihuai，quwujindianmailegedachuizi，zijidongshou。
linjuyouhaizigaokao，rangtadongjingxiaoxie。
tabimenbuchu，pokoudama：“nihaizigaokaoshinijiadeshi，pingshenmeyaoqiuwozuozheizuonei！jiunijiahaizineizhishang，biedaoshihouluobanglequchangliningluosi！”
lingjudunshihuomaosanzhang：“nizheirenzenmeshuohuade，zuizheimedu！”
linruyiqijibaihuai：“youbenshinijiuqugaowo！wogaosuniwokeshilvshi，wobandeshiqinghefahegui！nimenzaisaoraowo，xiaoxingaodeniqingjiadangchan！”
linjuqideyaoyaqiechi，fanshoujiangtajubaole。
zhihoudedongjingnaodetaidale，qitayezhuzaiqunliaiteta，rangtabuyaoyiyiguxing。
nacengxiang，tazhijiedingzhe1314yezhudemingyi，zaiyezhuqunlidafangjueci。
“nimenzheixieqiongbi，meijianguorenjiazhuangxiua！”
“qiaojimianqiangeryi，dajingxiaoguai！”
“wogaosunimen，bierewo！”
“wokeshijingchenglvsuodejinpailvshi——zhangrongrong，hewojiangfalv，nixinbuxinwogaonimenfeibanga！”
yezhuqunderenbeitawulaidejiashiqidetiaojiao，keqiafengchuxiye，dajiayebuyuanreshishengfei，shiqingjiuzheimebuleerzhile。
nacengxiang，dangtianyelifaleyichangxiaodizhen，dalouchuxiandeliefengyuelaiyueda，daozhidalouzhijietale。
qiafengnianyehenduorendouzaijiali，neichangyiwaisishangwushu....
wogangmangwanweituorendeanzi，yijingongsi，liankouchadoumeiyoulaidejihejiubeilaogongdailaideneiqunrenluandaotongsile。
sihou，laogongjichenglewodedejuecaichan，zhuantouqulebiaomei。
erwozheicaixiangmingbai，zheiyiqiegenbenjiushitamenyouyiweizhi，weidejiushichudiaowo，guangmingzhengdadezaiyiqi！
erwoyouxingzhonglaiyici，zheiyici，woyaorangtamenchangchangwanjiebufudeziwei。
wotaochushouji，lianxilezheicideweituoren，mafantafayizhangwomendeheying，shundaoquanwoyixia。
wozheicideweituorenshigexiaoyoumingqidegongzhongrenwu，youletadejiachi，wodebuzaichangshuominggengjuyoushuofuli。
baowanjing，wokaicheshunluquwuyenalexiedongxi，zuihouzhibengongsi。