第六章取宠小丑
chunizaitamenyanzhongyizhidoushixiaohua，xianzaikaishangleliangbaiduowandehaoche，dunshirangtamenxinlishiqupingheng。
sujialaosansumingshanshizuikanbuqichunideren，meicijianmiantadouyaodiaokanchunijiju，bubachunifadeyiwenbuzhitadoubuhuishouzui。
zheicijiandaochuniguilaihaikaishangleaodis7，taxinlidunjidubushuang，dangjichaofengdao：“chunizheichezulaideba，dazhonglianzhuangpangzinibujuedediuren？”
zheihuayichu，dunshiyinlaiyizhenhongrandaxiao。
“woshuonizenmekaishangaodis7，yuanlaishizude。”
“qiaotaneifudexingyishendepolan，koudaibuyidingtaochuyibaikuai，zenmekenengkaideqiaodi。”
“suxuyunibuzhidaojintianshisuruidedaxirizi，daitazheizhongfeiwuguolai，bushiyingxiangqifenma？”
suxuyubiaoqingninggu，wanquanbuzhidaozenmehuiyingzheixieqinren。
“chuninishiguyiguolaiexinrendeduibu，zhidaojintianshisuruidaxirizi，genzheguolaicengfan？”suxuyudetangjiesuyingyingshuodao。
“sanxingjijiudianzheimegaodangdedifang，tazheibeizidoumeiyouzigejinlai，zenmekenengbuchenzhezheigejihuihunjinqucengdunfan。”
“kebushima，tadangniangensuxuyujiehun，jubandedidianhaoxiangshipingminquba，neidifangyouzangyouchou，liangecanjiaderendoumeiyou，jianzhijiushitiandadexiaohua。”
zhongrenwuqingdechaofeng，rangmayanmeilianseyipiantieqing。
dangnianchunihesuxuyuzheichanghunyinjiushiyichangxiaohua，yeshitaxinlideyidaoshangba。
xianzaibeizhongrendangmianjiekai，rangtasuoyoulianmiandoudiuguang。
“qishiwojintianguolaijiushixiangtongzhidajia，wogenxuyuyaobubanyichanghunli，daoshihoubaoxiahaidongzuigaojidejiudianjuban，xiwangdajiayitongcanjia。”yizhichenmodechunikaikoushuodao。
zheihuayichusuoyourenjitilengzhu，jinjiezhebaochuyipianhongrandaxiao。
suzhengyanfufutingdaozheihua，liansenankandaojidian。
suxuyuyeshayanle，wanquanxiangbudaochunihuishuochuzheizhonghua。
chunilianggekoudaikongkong，shuochuzheihuabushishenlianjirendame。
haidongzuigaojideshiqixingjijiudian，zheizhongjiudiansuibianxiaofeiyidun，douyaoshiwanchutou，baoxiajubanhunlidebaiwanyishang。
chunishenwufenwen，nashenmeduixian？
“hahaha。”zhoujiazhongrenxiaochuleyanlei。
neixieguolaicanjiasuruihunlidelinjuyefenfenyaotou，kanzhechunijiuxiangkanzheyigehuaranquchongdexiaochou。
chunizheifuxingxiangshuoshiganggangqitaoguilaidoubuguofen，baoxiahaidongzuihaohuadejiudianbubanhunli，zheibushixiaohuama。
“chuninijiwobizui，bushuohuameiyourendangnishiyaba。”mayanmeilengbingbingshuodao。
zaichangdedoushilinjuhesujiadeqinqi，zheixierenbabudekantadexiaohua。
chunishuochuzheihua，shimingbaizhejizheixierenzhizaochaoxiaotadejihui。
“wozhenmeiyoushuohuang，yuandanjiezheitianshiwogenxuyudinghunderizi，wojuedingzaizheiyitianbaoxiahaidongzuigaojijiudianlaibubanwomendehunyin。”
“chunineininengshuoshuobaoxiadeshineijiajiudianma？”suxuyuershusugaoxiaowendao。
“wozanshihaizaijihua，daoshihouhuijinimenfaqingtie。”
“haizaicehua？”tingdaochunizheihuasugaorenbuzhudaxiao，muguangzhuanxiangzhouweideqinqi：“zheihuanimenxiangxinma？”
“哈哈哈。”
zhouweidunshixiaochengyituan，wanquanbachunidangchengshigexiaohua。
suzhengyanfufuliansenandaojidian，jiangzaiyuandibuzhisuocuo。
suxuyulianseyouxiefanbai，henbudezhaotiaofengxizuanjinqu。
xianzaitayouxiehouhuidaichuniguolaile。
yuanbenhaixiangdaizhechuniguolairangfumuduitagaiguan，xianzaiyinao，fumukendingduichunigengjiayane。
“haidongzuigaojidejiudian，wozheibeizihaimeiyoujinquguo，laosu，xiwangzheicinenggoujieninvxudeguang，rangwojinqukaikaiyanjie。”linjuzhangjinmingfengcidao。
dangniantaerzizhangyulinyuanbenxiangzhuiqiusuxuyu，danshibeimayanmeixiuruyidunzaihongchujiamen。
zheikouqitayizhibiezaixinli，xianzaijihuinande，tafeichangleyicouzheifenrenao。
“laosunibunenghoucibobi，zanmendoushilinju，nibujieyilianwomenyiqiqingba？”
“womenhuoledabanbeizile，haibuzhidaoqixingjijiudianlimianshishenmeyangzi，nibuhuizheimexiaojiaziqibuqingwomen？”
tingzhelinjumendechaofeng，suzhengyanlianseyouxiefaqing，buganjiehua。
zheiyiketazhenxiangchongdaochunidemianqian，taishouyibazhanghusichuni。
jiuchunizheifudexing，shuotajitianmeiyouchifan，tadousihaobuhuaiyi。
yishenpolan，koudainengbunengnachuyibaikuaihaishiweizhishu。
jiuzheizhongqingkuanghaishuobaoxiahaidongzuigaojijiudian，zheimingbaijiushijirenkanxiaohua。
yifanchaofenghou，suzhengyanshizaimeiyoulianmiandaixiaqu，lazhemayanmeizhaogejiekoulikai。
zhongrengenbenbuzaihutadequliu，yemeiyourendalitamen。
buguozhangjinmingqueshiguyiwentaliuxialianxidianhua，shuodaoyuandanjiequcanjiachunihesuxuyudehunli。
qitalinjufenfenfuhe，doushuoqidaicanjiazheichanghunli，wensuzhengyanyaolianxifangshi。
suzhengyanzhidaozheixierenmeianhaoxin，wentayaolianxifangshi，jiushixiangkantamenyijiadexiaohua。
danzhongrenzheimekanzhe，ruguobuliuxialianxifangshizhihuigengdiulian。
suzhengyanyingzhetoupiliuxialianxifangshi，lazhemayanmeiqigugudelikai。
chunizexiangshigemeishiderenyiban，rengranchaozhezheixierenlehe。
kanzhechunidebiaoxian，mayanmeihenbudeshangqianyijiaobatachuaisi。
“zheiyijiazizhenshijipin，shenmebenshidoumeiyouchuiniudaoshihenzaixing，daoyuandanjiedangtiandajiazutuanqukanxiaohua。”sugaoxiaodao。
“suzongshuodedui，chunibaifenbaishizaichuiniushuacunzaigan，ruguotazhenyoubenshi，mayanmeineidazuibazaojiudaochuxuanchuan。”
“haishisuzongdeerziyoubenshi，jingranliansanxingjidejiudiandounenggoubaoxia，zheichanghunyankongpayaoshangbaiwan，jueduibushichunizheizhongfeiwunenggouxiangbide。”
“kebushima，shigechuniyedingbuleyigesurui。”
zhongrenpaiwanmapi，youshiyizhenhongrandaxiao。
“chuninihaihuilaizuoshenme，liunianlenizenmebusizaiwaimian？”zuojinchelimayanmeidangjifabiao。
dangnianyinweichunigensuxuyuneichanghunyin，rangtashiqulehenduodongxi，baokuoshushidebieshu，taduichunijianzhihendaoguzili。
“妈....”
suxuyuzhanglezhangkou，zhunbeishuohuazhijiebeimayanmeidaduan。
“biejiaowoma，chufeinigenchunibahunlile。”mayanmeimianwubiaoqingdeshuodao。
“wobuhuigenchunilihunde。”suxuyuyilianjianding。
“suxuyunishibushiyaoqisiwo，chunidaodiyoushenmehaodenifeiyaogenzheta，yuandanjieruguotabaobuxiajiudianbubanhunli，daoshihouniyouyaogenzhetachengweizhongrendexiaohua，haixianzanmenjiadexiaohuabugouduoma？”
“manifangxin，daoshihouwoyidinghuizhengmingjinikan。”chunishuodao。
“zhengming？”mayanmeidaliangchunijiyanshuodao：“wojiujiniyicijihui，yuandanjiedangtianruguonibubaoxiahaidongzuigaojidejiudianbubanhunli，jiumashanggenxuyulihun。”
chunizhijiediantou：“wotongyi。”
zheihuayichu，suxuyuliansemodicangbaiqilai。