第5章 说跪就跪,现场诈尸(2126字)

liguiyuejianzhiyaoxingfendeyunguoqu,yizhihunmideyeyejuranzheiyangjiuxingguolai。

zheijianzhikeyichengzhiweiqiji!

“guangshizhenjiuhaibuxing,nizaiqubangwozhuajiweiyao。”

linfeiyujiangshouzhonghanguangfeishan,yinzhengengenmeirulixiaohuideshenti。

sishixiangdaoleshenmeyiyang,zhuantoukanxianglianghefenfudao。

“pugongying12ke、zihuadiding15ke、zihuatiankui6ke……”

yuanbenyiweilinfeiyunengkaichushenmejingshihaisudefangzi,lianghehaiqidaileyifan。

dengtashuowan,lianghedelianshangmingxianchuxianlenairenxunweideshense。

zheixiedoushijiqiputongyoubianyideqingrejiedudecaoyao。

ruoshijililaofuyongyinggaikaiyixiegenghaodefangzicaishi。

“xiaoxiongdi,zheixieyaokongpabufuhelilaodeshenfen,yilijiadecailikeyixuanzeyixiegenghaodeyaocai。”

lianghexinxiayeyouzijidepansuan,genghaodeyaocaiyaofangyinggaigengbutongfanxiang。

“zhongyaobenlaijiushizhiwu,yaoxingdachabucha。”

lianghemeimingbailinfeiyudeyisi,liguiyuequefuhedediantou。

“lianglao,xinkunixiananzhaoxiaogegedeyisianpai。”

yuanbenyongyuzhibingjiurendeyaocai,jiuyinggaiyongzuixiaodeliyihuanquzuidadejiazhi。

kexibeizheixiesuoweide“shenyishengshou”gaode,yaocaishichangjifeigoutiao。

jikuaiqianxiaofangzinengjiejuedeshi,hebihuafeibaiyuan、wanyuan?

buguodoushitianxiaxixijieweilibale!

lianghehaixiangduowendianshenme,danjianliguiyuekaikouyebuzaiduoyan。

dengtaduanzheyaoshangloushi,lixiaohuijingranyijingnengxiachuangzoudong。

yiwanyaoguanxiaqu,lixiaohuiyikangfudaban,shenglonghuohu。

“月月!”

“爷爷!”

liguiyueyitouzhajinlelixiaohuidehuaili,zheiduanshijiannalitianzhidaotayouduodanxin。

lijiashangxiazhishengxiatamenzusunliangrenxiangyiweiming,yaoshiyeyezoule,tayebuxianghuole。

xiangdaozheililiguiyueganjinkanxianglinfeiyu,dangjijiuyaobiaoshiganxie。

meixiangdaotahaimeishuohua,linfeiyuquelvxiankaikou。

“jirannixingle,jiuliandaizhenisunnvdebaohufeiyiqijiegezhang。”

lianghebeilinfeiyudehuachadianjingdiaolexiaba,suijibianbiaolulebuman。

“xiaozi,womenxingyiyinggaishiyijiuzhitianxiaweijiren,nizenmenengzhangkoubikoujiushiyaoqian?”

“jiushi!zaishuolewokantajiushixiamaopengshanglesihaozi。”

zhoupingpiepiezui,manlianbuxiedenusheng。

“neinimendaoshilaipengyixia?kankanzheilaotouzihuibuhuixing?”

linfeiyubuxianghelianghezheiyangdeweijunziduoshuoyiju。

daoshizhoupingxiyinletadezhuyi。

“nimenbabudezheilaotouzizhijieyimingwuhu,ranhouhaobalijiajiachanbadaozijimingxia?”

“你胡扯!”

xianranzhoupingyouxienaoxiuchengnu,jiusuanshizhende,yebunengdangzhelixiaohuidemianshuo。

“fangsi,niyiweinikaozheyunqijiulewomenjialaoyezi?”

fangjianmenkou,lichaodongbeiyigeyiyongdanjiatailejinlai。

“kaoyunqijiulewomenlaoyeziruhe?womenlijiahaimeiyounizheigewairenshuohuadefen。”

lichaodongdeyanzhongbumanlehongxuesi,kanxianglinfeiyudeyanshenchongmanhenyi。

“biaoge!nihaimeichigoujiaoxunme?”

liguiyueyechenxialelian,mengrantaiqitou。

“xiaogegeshiwoqinglaidekeren,niyaoshijixuruci,bieguaiwobukeqi。”

“gebozhouchaowaiguaidesiyatou,nixinbuxinwo……”

lichaodonghuahaimeishuowanbianzhijiebeilixiaohuidenushenghechi。

“popixiaozi,nijiushinizheiyanghenimeimeishuohua?”

binglengdeyanshenranglichaodongshunjiangandaochumujingxin。

nandaoshilixiaohuizhidaoleshenme?

keshitamenzuodetianyiwufeng,shijueduibuhuiyoupiloude。

“duoxiexiaoxiongdichushouxiangjiu。zheicidehuaxiaorangguiyueyibingjini。”

lixiaohuideshentisihumeiyouwanquanhuifu,yijuhuashuowan,bianzhongxintanglehuiqu。

zheijuhuadaoshiwenzhulelinfeiyu。

liguiyuezhishuohuijitayibibufeidebaochou,danjutideshuequemeiyoushuo。

zhengdangtasisuozhiji,fangjiandamenyouyicibeituikai。

liguiyuehelichaodongxiangmenwaiwangqu。

zhijianyibiaofeitizhuangdenanrenshoupengyihuangyibailiangshujuhuazoulejinlai。

kandaolichaodongdeyangzi,nanrenmingxianyileng。

suihouqingqingkesouyisheng,xunsuzoudaoletangxiadelilaoshenbian。

jinjiezhejianghuafangdaolelilaodeshenshang,shifenshenqingdesanjugong。

kanzhenanrendejudong,liguiyuedeliandouyaokuadaoledishang。

“shenjingbing,wangbomashangbangwobazheigerenganchuqu。”

liguiyueqidehunshenzhandou,zhizhenanrenkaikou。

nanrenfanershiyilianyinxiaodekanzheliguiyue,sishianweiyiban。

“yueyuebaobei,wozhidaolaoyezidelikairangnihennanguo,danniyeyaobaozhongshenti。”

“baoshenmezhong?nimenquanjiabaozhongba!sifeizhu,ganjingunchuwojia。”

haoburongyirangyeyehuifu,meixiangdaoxianzaizheige**juranlaizheilixiazuzhou。

liguiyueqidehenbudexianzaijiubarendiuchuqu。

lichaodongxiangshuoshenme,quebeizhoupingyigeyanshenzhizhi。

zheishihoutamenlianggerenhaishibuyaoshuacunzaiganbijiaohao。

nanrenmingjiaozhengzhiwei,shilanshijunqufushudeererzi。

yizhixinyueliguiyue,naihelilaoyezigenbenbujitazheigewankujunerdaijihui。

zheicaitongguolichaodong,dachengjiaoyi,xiangyaoyongshouduanjiangliguiyuepianshangchuang。

zhengzhiweilianshangdefeirouweiweidoudong,xinlishifenbuman。

danzailiguiyuemianqiantayebuhaofazuo,zhinengzhuangzuoyifudadumoyang。

“woxianghaole,woyaowuwan。”

linfeiyuhaoxiangxialehendadejuexin,kaichuleyigetianjia。

shinianweixiashan,tayebuzhidaoxianzaidewujiadoushishenmeshuiping。

laotouzisuiranduitahencanren,kezaichichuanyongdufangmiandaoyemeikuidaita。

liguiyuemeixiangdaolinfeiyujuranzheimeleng,zheishihouxinlijinghaixiangzheyaoqian。

是自己要太多了么?

yanjianzheliguiyuedaidaidemeiyouhuihua,linfeiyuhaiyiweizijiyaotaiduo。

“siwanwu,nikaolvyixia?”

“**,niyiweiwoshishei?zheilishenmeshihoulundaonishuohuale?”

zhengzhiweixinlizhengbiezheyiduzihuowuchufaxie。

meixiangdaolinfeiyujiuchaozheqiangkouzhuangqu。

“zaishuolenishishenmedongxi?ganzailaozimianqianfeihua?”

zhengzhiweizaixiongqianmosuo,sihuzaixunzhaoshenme。

jinjiezhechaozhelinfeiyudeliandiuqu。

“nashangzheixieqianganjingun,biedaraolaozidehaoshier。”

yifanjudong,zhijierenulelinfeiyu。

daitaliansedabiandeshunjian,zhengzhiweizhijieshuangxiyiruan,chaozhelinfeiyuzhitingtingdeguilexiaqu。

guiyideyimu,kandailezaichangsuoyouren。

zhengzhiweijuranzhudongjilinfeiyuxiagui?zheidaodishizenmehuishi?

“chouxiaozi,niganshizha?nishenmedangci,yepeirangwoguixia。”

zhengzhiweinuhou,yifubusibuxiudemoyang。

lixiaohuideshengyinhuanhuanxiangqi,jinjiezhebiancongchuangshangzuoleqilai。

“neiruguoworangniguixiani?”