第一章 努力嫁将军夫人

xieqinghuaheliuyuanfumushuangwang,houyejuedingjiangtamenshouweiyinvbingjietamenqujingdouxiangfu。

erzaisongjiajietamenqianyitianwanshang,liuyuanshangmenzhaodaolexieqinghua。

“jiejienikezhidaohouyejiewomendemude?”

xieqinghuatingdaoxiangtongdehuashubianzhizijizhongshengle。

qianshitabeihongpianzheqianxiafuyangxieyi,liuyuanbianjiangzijituiruchizhongyansi,zuihouhaijiangtengaitadezhangmamayikuaiwusi。

weiburangliuyuanqiyi,xieqinghuayanshenmengdong,“nandaobushiyinweizanmenliangjiaduitayouen?”

liuyuanqingxiao,“jiejienizhenshitianzhen,houyecijushiyiyinvzhiminglongluoquangui,zanmenwufuwumubianchengweitamenanbanshangdefeirou。”

xieqinghuayongshoujinjinwuzhexiongkou,yiliantongse,“zenmehuizheiyang?”

liuyuanlazhexieqinghuadeshouanfudao,“jiejiebieji,xiantingwoshuo,niershuxieyuanjunsuibushiqinshengfuqin,dankanzainifumumianshangyehuizhaofuni,zheiyangzonghaoguozanmenbeidangchengzhengzhilianyindexishengpin!”

xieqinghuajingyingtouliangdemouzizhongshengmanshuiwu,jibenjiuqingchengderongyanzengtianlesanfenzise,tajiaojidezaidatanglaihuizoudong,“zenmehuini?songshushubuhuizheiyangduiwomende。”

“jiejiezaidangezanmenkezhendequjingdoule!”liuyuanyoujialebajinger,“tingshuojizanmenxupeiderenjiadoushiwankuzidi,tamenyizhemoxiaoqieweile,jiejieyaoyuanyiqu,neidangwomeishuoguozheihua,zhishicongcizanmenjiuyaojiemeifenlile。”

“hao,wotingnide!”xieqinghuabeichiqingyao,yishuangyingliangqingtoudemouzisinengshenshuiyiban,rangrenshengchulianaizhixin。

“zheishifuyangxieyi,jiejiezhiyaoqianlesongjiajiuwufagansheniziyou。”sishizhunbeihaoyiban,liuyuanzhijienachulefuyangxieyi。

xieqinghuanaqibijiuzhunbeiqianzi,liuyuanzuijiaogouqilejianjidechengdexiaoyi。

xieqinghuazhangdetaimeile,ruotaqulejingdou,neiliuyuanbianhuilunweipeichen,daoshiruheshuoshangyimenhaoqinshi?

zhiyoujiangxieqinghualiuzaiyuandi,liuyuancaishihoufuweiyidedaxiaojie,keyiyongyouhoufusuoyouziyuan。

jiuzailiuyuanyiweijihuadechengshi,xieqinghuawozhedebiturantingdunzaibankongzhong,erhouyoufangxiabizhuanshenzoudaozhuobian。

taxianzhangruyudezhijianzaichabeikouchupeng,jiezheduanqizhuoshangdechabeidiguoqu,“meimeibieji,dengwokanwanxieyimeiwentijiuqiana,nixianhebeichashaodengpianke。”

liuyuanxindougenzhetileqilai,yinweijinzhangjiuzhebeiyanheleliangkou,benjiudiqibuzu,zheihuieryuefaxinxule,“jiejiezheixieyizenmehuiyouwentini?zheikeshiwozhaoxuetangxianshengxiede。”

“bijingshiyaoqianmingde,meimeizheimejinzhangzuoshen?”xieqinghuaxiaorongmingmei,fangruoshanshangshengkaidexuemeijiaomeieryouren。

liuyuanquejuedeciyandehen,tayaoleyaoya,“jiejiemeiduoxin,meimeizhishiyinweishijianjinpozheicaijilexie。”

“neiwodaoxiexiemeimeiweiwocaoxinle。”xieqinghuashouzhizaizhuomianqingqingqiaozhe,dengqiaodaodisanxiashi,tayanshenkanxiangleliuyuan。

liuyuanturanbaofuxiaoliankaishicanbai,tajimangchongqufenhun,“jiejiewoyouxiefutong,shaodengyixia。”

chenzheliuyuanqujieshoudekongdang,xieqinghuafanchulejialideshenhuoyao,niezhebizijiangshenhuoyaodaochazaifenhundekengli,ranhoudianranleyinxinkuaisupaokai,jiezhebianzhanzaimenkoudahan,“jiuming,zoushuilezoushuile……”

henkuaizhouweidelinjubianfenfenweileguolai。

turan“peng!”diyisheng。

粪溷直接炸了!

jiezhebianshinvrendecanjiao。

liuyuansuozhandeqingshibanzhijieliekai,tazhijiediaolejinqu。

xinghaofenhunbushen,dengtahaoburongyicongfenhunpachulai,yikuaishishidejuxingwutizhunquewuwudeluozaitatoushang。

liuyuanquanshenshifendepaochulai,“jiejie……”

dangtakanqingyanqianzhanlezheimeduorenhoushayanle!

完了!

“aiya,meimei,nizenmejieshoujiangwojiafenhundouzhale?handonglayuedegankuaihuiquxixi,keqianwanbieganmaole。”

budengliuyuanshuohua,xieqinghuaxianyibuzaizhongrenyanxiajiliuyuandinglezui。

dunshizhongrenkanliuyuanyanshenbiyi,fenfenniezhebizizoule。

liuyuangangxiangku,xieqinghuaniezhebiziganren,“nijiangwofenhunzhale,wohaidezhaorenxiuni,wojiubuliunile。”

liuyuankuaiqisile,renwumeiwanchenghaibeizhaleyishendefen,taqinaodehuijiaxishuqule。

翌日。

gaojiadezhangmamahuilaile,kandaomanyuanzidefenbuzhishigaigaoxinghaishifachou。

“guniang,ninzheishadiyiqianzisunbabaizheizhaokeshizaibuhao,danlaonuhenkaixin,guniangzhongyukanqingleneiliuyuanzhenmianmu。”

“嬷嬷!”

xieqinghuazaicijiandaozhangmamashunjianhongleyankuang,tajinjinbaozhuzenmedoubukensashou。

mamashichulefumuzhiwaiduitazuihaoderen,zhiqianmamaquantaliliuyuanyuandiantahaimeidanghuishi,qianshitayongshengmingcaikanqingleliuyuanweiren。

mamazhidangshimianlinfenbieguniangshebudele,taciaidepailepaixieqinghuajianbang,“haole,zanmenganjinshoushishoushi,renjiamashangjiulaile,wanmeiyoujiaorenjiadengdedaoli。”

xieqinghuaqingxiao,jinriyishenfennendeshujinkesipifengchendetabihuadoujiaonen。

nanguailiuyuanhuijidu,xieqinghuajiruningli,sairuotaohua,yanshenboguangliuzhuan,gupanshenfei,lingrenjianzhiwangsu,zheibanrongmaofangdaojingdoudouquzhikeshu。

ruoshiliuyuanzhanzaipangbian,pashihuiandanwuguangle。

xieqinghuazheicaibushedefangkaizhangmama,“mama,dongxiwodoushoushihaole。”

“shoushihaoleganjinzoua,zaibuzouneiqunshengkoukejiulaile!”

xieqinghuashixiejiadunv,rujinkuaidaojijizhinian,neixieshushubofuhenbudenengjiangtajitunle,duixiefuliuxiadejiacaigengshihushidandan。

shuodaozheierzhangmamayankuangshunjianhongle,“ruofeilaoyeyiwaisangsheng,niyouhebibeijinglixiang?shuodaodishimamameiyong,mamahubuzhuni。”

niqulesongjiayidingdejizijizhaogehaofuxu,tingshuosongshaojiangjunnianshaochengmingzhangonghehe,nizhangzheimepiaoliangyidingyaolaolaozhuazhutadexin,zhiyoujiajitanidediweicainengwengu。”

“haiyoua,neigeliuyuankebushishenmehaodongxi,xinjishenchen,yixinxiangpangaozhier,niduitakebunengrenci,gengbunengrangtaqiangzoushisongshaojiangjun!”

xieqinghuaxinlijingtan,mamahuiyanruju,yiyanbiankanchuanleliuyuanweiren,kexitayishengmingweidaijiacaikanqingleliuyuanweiren。

“mama!”xieqinghuaxinligandong。

zhangmamazhidangxiaogunianghaixiu,tahuiyiyixiao,“haole,zongzhiniqulewanshidangxin,neierbijingbushizijijia。”

henkuai,songjiadechemabianlaile,liangrenjimangchumenyingjie。