xieqinghuaheliuyuanfumushuangwang,houyejuedingjiangtamenshouweiyinvbingjietamenqujingdouxiangfu。
erzaisongjiajietamenqianyitianwanshang,liuyuanshangmenzhaodaolexieqinghua。
“jiejienikezhidaohouyejiewomendemude?”
xieqinghuatingdaoxiangtongdehuashubianzhizijizhongshengle。
qianshitabeihongpianzheqianxiafuyangxieyi,liuyuanbianjiangzijituiruchizhongyansi,zuihouhaijiangtengaitadezhangmamayikuaiwusi。
weiburangliuyuanqiyi,xieqinghuayanshenmengdong,“nandaobushiyinweizanmenliangjiaduitayouen?”
liuyuanqingxiao,“jiejienizhenshitianzhen,houyecijushiyiyinvzhiminglongluoquangui,zanmenwufuwumubianchengweitamenanbanshangdefeirou。”
xieqinghuayongshoujinjinwuzhexiongkou,yiliantongse,“zenmehuizheiyang?”
liuyuanlazhexieqinghuadeshouanfudao,“jiejiebieji,xiantingwoshuo,niershuxieyuanjunsuibushiqinshengfuqin,dankanzainifumumianshangyehuizhaofuni,zheiyangzonghaoguozanmenbeidangchengzhengzhilianyindexishengpin!”
xieqinghuajingyingtouliangdemouzizhongshengmanshuiwu,jibenjiuqingchengderongyanzengtianlesanfenzise,tajiaojidezaidatanglaihuizoudong,“zenmehuini?songshushubuhuizheiyangduiwomende。”
“jiejiezaidangezanmenkezhendequjingdoule!”liuyuanyoujialebajinger,“tingshuojizanmenxupeiderenjiadoushiwankuzidi,tamenyizhemoxiaoqieweile,jiejieyaoyuanyiqu,neidangwomeishuoguozheihua,zhishicongcizanmenjiuyaojiemeifenlile。”
“hao,wotingnide!”xieqinghuabeichiqingyao,yishuangyingliangqingtoudemouzisinengshenshuiyiban,rangrenshengchulianaizhixin。
“zheishifuyangxieyi,jiejiezhiyaoqianlesongjiajiuwufagansheniziyou。”sishizhunbeihaoyiban,liuyuanzhijienachulefuyangxieyi。
xieqinghuanaqibijiuzhunbeiqianzi,liuyuanzuijiaogouqilejianjidechengdexiaoyi。
xieqinghuazhangdetaimeile,ruotaqulejingdou,neiliuyuanbianhuilunweipeichen,daoshiruheshuoshangyimenhaoqinshi?
zhiyoujiangxieqinghualiuzaiyuandi,liuyuancaishihoufuweiyidedaxiaojie,keyiyongyouhoufusuoyouziyuan。
jiuzailiuyuanyiweijihuadechengshi,xieqinghuawozhedebiturantingdunzaibankongzhong,erhouyoufangxiabizhuanshenzoudaozhuobian。
taxianzhangruyudezhijianzaichabeikouchupeng,jiezheduanqizhuoshangdechabeidiguoqu,“meimeibieji,dengwokanwanxieyimeiwentijiuqiana,nixianhebeichashaodengpianke。”
liuyuanxindougenzhetileqilai,yinweijinzhangjiuzhebeiyanheleliangkou,benjiudiqibuzu,zheihuieryuefaxinxule,“jiejiezheixieyizenmehuiyouwentini?zheikeshiwozhaoxuetangxianshengxiede。”
“bijingshiyaoqianmingde,meimeizheimejinzhangzuoshen?”xieqinghuaxiaorongmingmei,fangruoshanshangshengkaidexuemeijiaomeieryouren。
liuyuanquejuedeciyandehen,tayaoleyaoya,“jiejiemeiduoxin,meimeizhishiyinweishijianjinpozheicaijilexie。”
“neiwodaoxiexiemeimeiweiwocaoxinle。”xieqinghuashouzhizaizhuomianqingqingqiaozhe,dengqiaodaodisanxiashi,tayanshenkanxiangleliuyuan。
liuyuanturanbaofuxiaoliankaishicanbai,tajimangchongqufenhun,“jiejiewoyouxiefutong,shaodengyixia。”
chenzheliuyuanqujieshoudekongdang,xieqinghuafanchulejialideshenhuoyao,niezhebizijiangshenhuoyaodaochazaifenhundekengli,ranhoudianranleyinxinkuaisupaokai,jiezhebianzhanzaimenkoudahan,“jiuming,zoushuilezoushuile……”
henkuaizhouweidelinjubianfenfenweileguolai。
turan“peng!”diyisheng。
粪溷直接炸了!
jiezhebianshinvrendecanjiao。
liuyuansuozhandeqingshibanzhijieliekai,tazhijiediaolejinqu。
xinghaofenhunbushen,dengtahaoburongyicongfenhunpachulai,yikuaishishidejuxingwutizhunquewuwudeluozaitatoushang。
liuyuanquanshenshifendepaochulai,“jiejie……”
dangtakanqingyanqianzhanlezheimeduorenhoushayanle!
完了!
“aiya,meimei,nizenmejieshoujiangwojiafenhundouzhale?handonglayuedegankuaihuiquxixi,keqianwanbieganmaole。”
budengliuyuanshuohua,xieqinghuaxianyibuzaizhongrenyanxiajiliuyuandinglezui。
dunshizhongrenkanliuyuanyanshenbiyi,fenfenniezhebizizoule。
liuyuangangxiangku,xieqinghuaniezhebiziganren,“nijiangwofenhunzhale,wohaidezhaorenxiuni,wojiubuliunile。”
liuyuankuaiqisile,renwumeiwanchenghaibeizhaleyishendefen,taqinaodehuijiaxishuqule。
翌日。
gaojiadezhangmamahuilaile,kandaomanyuanzidefenbuzhishigaigaoxinghaishifachou。
“guniang,ninzheishadiyiqianzisunbabaizheizhaokeshizaibuhao,danlaonuhenkaixin,guniangzhongyukanqingleneiliuyuanzhenmianmu。”
“嬷嬷!”
xieqinghuazaicijiandaozhangmamashunjianhongleyankuang,tajinjinbaozhuzenmedoubukensashou。
mamashichulefumuzhiwaiduitazuihaoderen,zhiqianmamaquantaliliuyuanyuandiantahaimeidanghuishi,qianshitayongshengmingcaikanqingleliuyuanweiren。
mamazhidangshimianlinfenbieguniangshebudele,taciaidepailepaixieqinghuajianbang,“haole,zanmenganjinshoushishoushi,renjiamashangjiulaile,wanmeiyoujiaorenjiadengdedaoli。”
xieqinghuaqingxiao,jinriyishenfennendeshujinkesipifengchendetabihuadoujiaonen。
nanguailiuyuanhuijidu,xieqinghuajiruningli,sairuotaohua,yanshenboguangliuzhuan,gupanshenfei,lingrenjianzhiwangsu,zheibanrongmaofangdaojingdoudouquzhikeshu。
ruoshiliuyuanzhanzaipangbian,pashihuiandanwuguangle。
xieqinghuazheicaibushedefangkaizhangmama,“mama,dongxiwodoushoushihaole。”
“shoushihaoleganjinzoua,zaibuzouneiqunshengkoukejiulaile!”
xieqinghuashixiejiadunv,rujinkuaidaojijizhinian,neixieshushubofuhenbudenengjiangtajitunle,duixiefuliuxiadejiacaigengshihushidandan。
shuodaozheierzhangmamayankuangshunjianhongle,“ruofeilaoyeyiwaisangsheng,niyouhebibeijinglixiang?shuodaodishimamameiyong,mamahubuzhuni。”
niqulesongjiayidingdejizijizhaogehaofuxu,tingshuosongshaojiangjunnianshaochengmingzhangonghehe,nizhangzheimepiaoliangyidingyaolaolaozhuazhutadexin,zhiyoujiajitanidediweicainengwengu。”
“haiyoua,neigeliuyuankebushishenmehaodongxi,xinjishenchen,yixinxiangpangaozhier,niduitakebunengrenci,gengbunengrangtaqiangzoushisongshaojiangjun!”
xieqinghuaxinlijingtan,mamahuiyanruju,yiyanbiankanchuanleliuyuanweiren,kexitayishengmingweidaijiacaikanqingleliuyuanweiren。
“mama!”xieqinghuaxinligandong。
zhangmamazhidangxiaogunianghaixiu,tahuiyiyixiao,“haole,zongzhiniqulewanshidangxin,neierbijingbushizijijia。”
henkuai,songjiadechemabianlaile,liangrenjimangchumenyingjie。