第二章 不接受好人卡

keshixianzai!!!tahenshiwunaidekanzhetuletayishenoutuwudexiaoman,bushiluchuyisiyuwangdemuguang,xiangjileshenyelidelangkanshanglemouzhiliewu。

“baowoyiwanma?xiaoniu,panifubuqi!”tashensuideyanmouningshizheguazaizijishenshangdenvzi。zhenghao,ganghaotanwanyibidashengyi,xinqingyebucuo,jiranyoumeinvsongshangmenqingzhu,helebuwei?yushi,bayizhibaozhetadexiaomantaidaojianshang,daihuijia。

“wu…nanshou!”benlaijiuhelehenduojiu,luoqiuyangzaizheiyangzikangzheta,duzijiugengjiabushufule,yuejiafanwei。

“renzhe,kuaidaole。”luoqiuyangyebushigehaoqifudezhu,zhidaotananshouyeshiguyizheiyangkangzhe,tuletayishen,zenmekenengbianyita,yaobushikandaotajingzhideliandanmanshileihen,xiaoshengkuzheshuopeiwo,xinyiruanbianjuedingdaitahuijia。qizhonghaiyouyigeyuanyinjiushitahenshuxi,xiangshizainajianguo。

“wu…wuwuwu…nanshou!nanshou!”nazhixiaomankejiushizuijiuhouhuigezhongnaoqingxudezhu,tanshangluoqiuyangyesuantashuaiba,shuangshouchuidazheiluoqiuyangdehoubei,shuangtuiyehuluandeti,chadianjiutidaoluoqiuyangdetou。

luoqiuyangshenshouyibazhangpaidaoxiaomande**shang,“ninaogoumeiyou?!”

“wuwuwu…teng…wuwuwu,nimendouqifuwo,weishenmedouqifuwo?”kanzheyijiuhennaotengdexiaoman,yixiangmeishenmenaixindeluoqiuyangqijibandibaxiaomancongjianshangfangdaohuaizhong,henwanmeidegongzhubao,shengaoyou185deluoqiuyangbaozhe165dexiaomanhenshibanpei。

zheiyangyibao,xiaomanqijibandeanjinglexialai,zhaogeshushideweizhi,wozailuoqiuyangdehuailishushuile。

“xiexie。”shengyinhenxiaosheng,danshizugourangluoqiuyangtingqing。

xiaomanshuangshoumanmandihuanbaozheluoqiuyangdebozi,youshuiguoqule。liuxiayilianzhenjingdeluoqiuyang,ditoukanqu,huaizhongrenyanjiaoneikeyijingzhanzaitayouzhangyouqiaojiemaoshangdeleizhu,zuibaweiweiduqi,yinzuijiuerhongtoudelianjia,kandeluoqiuyangmaoqiyituanyuhuo。

“gaisi!”buzhidaoluoqiuyangshiqixiaomanhaishiqiziji,zongzhibaxiaomandiuzaihouzuo,biankaichewangjialifeichierqu。yidaojia,luoqiuyanglimazuanjinweishengjianxizao,tashizaishoubulezijibeitudeyishenchouwei。

“wu…”cishibeiluoqiuyangdiuzaichuangshangdexiaoman,younanshouqilai,toutaiteng,tengdetafanlaifuqu。zuihouhai“dong!”deyisheng,gundaochuangdi。erxishoujianyijingxihaozaozhengzaichuanyideluoqiuyangtingdaoshengyinhou,jiakuaileshouzhongsudu,laidaochuangbiankandaozaichuangdigunlaigunqudexiaoman,youdiankuxiaobude。dunxialai,yongzhezijiconglaibuzizhidewenroushengyinshuodao:“touteng?”

“en……haoteng!”xiaomanfangfoxundaolejiumingdaocao,yigujingdizuanjinluoqiuyanghuailisajiao,yiduyiweitamianqiandezheigenanrenjiushitasisinianniandexijunqi。xiangzhexiangzhe,xiaomanyoushushuiguoqule。

“shenmeyangdeshangxinshicainengrangniningyuanchengshouzuijiudetongkuyebuyuanxiangqi。”luoqiuyangxianzaidexingweihuoxumeirennenggoulijie,buzhidaotazheimeyigegaogaozaishangderenweihehuiduiyigemoshengnvrenzheimezaiyi,yexuzhiyoutazhidao。

第二天……

“wei?ma?”haiweishuixingdexiaomanyidazaojiujiedaolemuqinxiaweidedianhua。

“manman,nigankuaihuijiayitang。”shengyinjicu。

shafashang,luoqiuyangzhengkaishuangyan,xiangdaozuowanzijijingranzhaogusubuxiangshideyigenvrenyigewanshang,buyouderoulerouetou,zhenshibuganxiangxiang。

zoudaofangjianqiaoleqiao,jianlimianmeiyouhuiying,dakaimenyikan,guoran,renyijingzoule。zoujinfaxianchuangtoushangfangzhezhangyinxingka,yinxingkadixiashiyizhangzhi,shangmianxiezhe“xiaogege,xiexieni,nishihaoren,zheishijinidebaoda,mimashi520521。”

“he,haoren?zheizhanghaorenkawokebujieshou。”dishengzichaoleyixia,tadebiaoqingbiandedeyiqilai,shangyangdezuijiaohudusihuzaishushuozhenanrenjijiangyaofaqideyilunzhuizhu。

zheimeduonianle,haimeirennenggoutiaobodedongtazheikebinglengdexin。zheinvrenjingranqingeryijudezuodaole,xiemeidexiaorongzailuoqiuyangdelianshangzhanfang,beitadingshangdeliewu,meiyoutaodetuode。

luoqiuyangzhenggerenchuzaibangongshili,zhenggerenheizheyizhanglian,yuanbenshilengzhelian,xianzaishiyoulengyouheidelian,shubailiderendoubeizheikepadeqichangzhenshezhule。

“niquedinglimianzhiyouerbaiwu?”yidazaojiulaihuayue,limarangzhulifengliquchaneinvrenjitadeyinxingkaliyouduoshaoqian,daobushizaiyiduoshaodewenti,shihenhaoqizheiyangyigenvhaijiujingduitadeyinxiangduohao,jieguochajingrenyi,chadianmeibataqisi。

“shide,luoshao。”huidadeshengyinlvexianjinzhang。

luoqiuyangtieqingdelian,lenglengdehoudao:“gun。”neinvrenzhenshikeyi,luoqiuyangaluoqiuyang,nijiudangzuowanbeiguimilexinqiaoba。beirucixinongyaoshirangneijigehaoyouzhidaoqibuxiaodiaodaya?

tazhoujinmei,lengshengdao:“dengdeng!zheijianshiwobuxiangrangdisangerenzhidao。”

“shishishi,womingbaide,luoshaofangxin。”fenglidadao,suiranbuzhidaoluoshaojiujingjinglileshenme,yebuzhidaodaodishizenyangdeyigerennengbaluoshaoqichengzheiyangde,yanqianluoshaodezheigeyangzi,kansiyebuxiangtiqineigeren,fenglilianliandaying,buduowenyebuduoshuo。genzailuoqiuyangshenbianshushinian,fengliduoduoshaoshaolejieluoqiuyangdepiqibingxing,xianzaidetazhengzaiqitoushang,zhixuyaojitataijiexia,caibuhuibeitashenshangdelengyijicishang。

肖宅……

“yo,womenxiaojiadaxiaojiezheishicheyeweiguini”shengyinshicongshafashangchuanlaide。xiaomanqingqingroulerouhaiyouxietengtongdeetou,buxianghuidashenme。naozilidoushiganggangfashengdeshiqing,yebuzhidaozuowandeneigenanmoshishei,kuidebierenzhaogulezijiyiwan。

haimeinaomingbaile,caihuangranganggangdeshengyinhenshimosheng,tataiyan:“ninnawei?!”

yigedabandeshifenshehuayoulaoqidefunvzuozaishafashang,yanyufengcidishuodaota,keshixiaomanzainaohaizhongbuduanxunzhaozheishenmifunvdezongji,yijiuquedingbushizijidejiarenhuozheqinqi。

“he,woshishei?yihouzheigejiaguiwoguanle,nishuowoshishei?”

funvjiweixiaozhangdeyangzilingxiaomanhenshifennu,suzuidetoushifentengtong,piqiyihuobianzhijieshuailefunvyierguang。

“xiaojiayeshininengguande?!womani?”yijinmenjiumeikanjianrichangdouhuizuozaishafashangkanshudemamaxiawei,yemeijianzuozaifanzhuoshangkanbaozhidebabaxiaoshengwen,nandaoxiaojiadaole?!zheibukenengde,yiyezhijian,bukenenghuizheiyang?