第五章入宫
“bixia，chenyougebuqingzhiqing。zheiguniangbenshixiangyeyatou，beichenjiuxia，zixiaozaipingyuwangfusanyangguanle，gongzhongliyifansuo，weiyoudajiaguixiu，wanggongjiangxiangzhinvkannengyutaizidianxiapipei…”
“放肆！”
“junshiciyan，shizaizhiyizhenlaohutule？”
junshihuangzhangguilexialai，kelegetou，shuodao：
“chenbugan。bixiadeyanguang，bushierdengnengsuiyiyouzigepingpande。”
“hahahaha。junshi，nidedanyoulezhennenglijie。zhenhuirangfangguniangzanshizhuzaigongli，zhuanrenjitashouke，jiaotaqinqishuhua，shishuliyi。”
zheigouhuangdixinjizhengoushenchende，neitaiziyeshiyichuanlegouhuangdidejiyin。
wodexiangbanfabashifujiuchulai。hengshuyeshibazijidajinqu。
“bixia！minnvyouyishixiangqiu！xiangbibixiayijingzhidaoshiweiheshile。”
“zhiyaonikaikou，zhenbiandayingni。”
zheihuangdidetaidudaoshirangwoyiwai。
“bixia，pingyuwangshiminnvdeshifu，weilejiudangrishenxianweijidewo，buxikangzhihuigong，shuolaiyeshiminnvlianleileshifu，xiwanghuangshangnengwangkaiyimian，yaofajiufaminnvba！”
huangdiruoyousuosi，tuoletuosai。
“zhenshigexiaoshundehaotudi！zhenyouxiexianmupingyuwang。pingyuwanglvlvjiangong，zhenkanzaiyanli，zhishitazheiciwuzhaoerfan，jiusuanzhenxiangbaobi，chaozhongzhongchendoukanzhe，zhenbuhaojidachenmenyigejiaodai。”
“suoxingzhenyezuozuoyangzifalepingyuwang，jikezhenhuixialingfangleta！”
zheihuangdibiaomiangongfuzuodehaibucuo，liyouyeshigouguanmiantanghuang，rangrennabuzhubabing，zhihuijuedehuangdishigehaohuangdi。
“runwua，houmiangentaiziwanhunhou，niyaojinxinjinlihaohaobangchentaizi，zuotadehaoqizi。”
“duoxiebixia，minnvjinjizaixin！”
zheihuangdibiaomianshangshirangwogongzhongxuexi，shuxihuanjing。qishihaishixiangnaniezhupingyuwang，zheihuanggongjinlaile，houmianxiangchuqupashiyouxienanle。
zhiyaoshifuwushi，houmianwozongnengxiangbanfataolezheihuanggong。
wobeidaidaolehougong，diyicijinhougong，jianzhiwufaxiangxiang。
doushuohuangdisangongliuyuan，meixiangdaozanmenhuangdihaitingzhuanyi，xinlizhiyouhuanghouniangniang。
“haibucanjianhuanghouniangniang！”
huangdijiwopaileyigemama，zheimamakenengduixinrendoushiyifuxiongbabadeyangzi。
woliantoudoubugantai，zhijiepalexialai。
zhitingdeyijuhenwenroudeshengyin，haiyoumanwuzidehuaxiang，qinrenxinpi。
“mama，biehehuailehaizi！ganjinqilaiba！”
tingshengyinjiunengfenbianhuanghouniangniangzhenshigewenroudenvzi，shuohuayusuhenman，nengyouzheiyangdemuqin，zhenxingfu…
“runwu，niguolai。bengongsongniyiyangdongxi，zuojianmianli。”
shuozhehuilehuishou，binvnashanglaileyigejingzhidehezi。
天哪，真好看。
shiyiduiliuliyushierhuan。
wojianzhikanxialeshuangyan，chadianzaihuanghoumianqianchuleyangxiang。
“kankan，duomepiaoliangdexiaonizi，zaipeishangzheifuerhuan，jianzhibudelehehe。”
wobeihuanghoukuahonglelian，buhaoyisididizhetou，zhishuoleju。
“谢谢皇后娘娘！”
“buyongxiebengong，dengnijiajitaizihou，jiushibengongdenverla！”
“e…”wogangadipeihehuanghouxiaolexiao。
“guniang，laonudainiquqingongkankanba。”
shuozhebianlaidaolezhudedifang。yilushangjixialesuoyoudegongdian，haihaozhiqianshifujiaoguowohuatu。
dengwohuahaoluxiantule，zaijihuaxiayibuzenmechutao…