第1章
jiehunyinian，woduziyizhimeiyoudongjing。
popokaishiyouleyuanyan，banyezaiwogenlaogongqinmishihoupaojinfang，xiangyaozhidaowoshenmegengrongyishouyun。
wofalenu，jiangtaganzou。
taquepailewojue**ganjiawudezhaopianfapengyouquan：neimeda**youshenmeyong，haibushibuhuishengwa！
wofanshoujiangtahewolaogongshuizaiyizhangchuangshangdezhaopianfapengyouquan：jiunihuisheng！zheishidasuanshengertaige？
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wanshangxiwanzao，wotuodiaoyifugangzhunbeigenlaogongqinre，ganjuedaoyourenzaitoukui。
wangmenkouyikan，faxianfangmenbuzhidaoshenmeshihoutoutoudakaiyigefeng，popozhouyanmeizhengtantoutoukanwomen！
wojianjiaoyisheng，duojinbeizili。
popobujinmeiyoulimatuichuqu，fanerjinlai，talaidaowomianqianyilianrenzhendishuo，“jiaojiaoa，niganggangneiyangbuliyushouyun，lai，niqilaiwogaosuni！”
beiziliwohunshen**，gezhebeizibeitaneimeyipai，wozhenjingdijipigedadouqilaile。
“ma，nizaishuoshenme？zheishiwogentonghuzijidesishi，nipaolaicoushenmerenao！ganjinchuquba！”worenzhenuyiyuqihaisuanpinghe。
“nihuaiyunzenmeshisishi？zheishiwomentongjiadiyidashi！”popohaizailachewo，“nimenjiehundouyinianle，niduzihaimeiyoudongjing，kendingshinibudui。niganjinqilai，wojiaoni，yidingnenggoushunlihuaishang！”
tafengkuangchewodebeizi，wopinmingzhuaizhe，zhiganjueyaofengle！
yankanzhetajiuyaojiangbeizixiankaipashangchuang，woturanshenchujiaomengditiletayijiao，jiangtatixialechuang。
poposhuaidaochuangxia，aiyaaiyaditongku**zhe。
“ma，ninmeishiba？”ganggangyizhimeifanyingdelaogonglimaxiachuang，danxindijiangtafuqilai。
popohaizai**，“aiyo，wodelaoyaoe，lijiaojiaonishixiangmoushawoma！”
“ma，wobushiguyide。gangdougenninshuolezheishiwogentonghudeshiqing，womenhuizijishangliangzhelai。ninfeibuting，haiyaoshangshou。”
“nini，nihaodehen！”zhouyanmeizhizhewoqideliansetieqing。
woganjinshiyilaogongdao，“nihaibukuaidianjiangmafuhuiquxiuxi！”
laogongzheicaidongle，jiangtamadaizou。
woxinzhongsonglekouqi，xiangxiangganggangdeqingxingjiuhuangtang。
zicongwogentonghuxiangqinrenshijiehunyijingyinianlewodeduzihaimeiyourenhedongjing，popokaishizheji，gezhongminglianlicuisheng，zhiyaobushitailipu，wodousuitaqule。
meixiangdaozheicijuranzhijiejinwomenxinfang，yaozhidaowomen！
简直荒唐至极！
laogongguoleyigexiaoshizhihoucaihuilai，wodoukuaiyaoshuizhele。
tingdaotashangchuangdeshengyin，womimihuhudiwenleyizui，“mameishiba？”
“nihaizhidaoguanxinta？ganggangnineiyijiaonandaobupajilaorenjiachuaiguzhe！”laogonghenshengqi，duizhewojiushiyidunshuluo。
xianzaizhidaoxintengtamale，dangshitamafafengdeshihouzenmebujiantazuzhibanju，xintengxintengwoni！
“yaobushiniganggangzaipangbiangengesirenyiyangbuzhidaozuzhi，wozhiyuneimezhejima？”
“womayeshiqiuzixinqie，nijiubunengduolijielijie，nageerxifuxiangnizheiyang！”
yourangwolijie，lijie，sheinenglijiewo？
“suanle，wolandegenniduofeikoushe。xianshuile，mingtianhaideshangban。”tonghujiangbeiziyijuan，beiduizhewoshuixia，meiguoduojiujiuhanshengrulei。
erwoqueshuibuzhe，zhengzheimeyichuwoxinlibiequsile，wozhangfuqueyijuanweidehuadoumeiyou。
xiangdaohunqiantaduiwodetitieaihu，zaiduibixianzai，woxinzhongyizhenshiluo。
diertianwoshiziranxinglaide，popojintianjuranmeiyoucuiwoqichuang。
wangchanghaimeiqidian，popojiuhanwoqilai，suiranwoshizimeitigongzuo，buyongqugongsi，danshitayejianbudewoshuilanjue。
wochulaikanleyiyan，laogongyijingqulegongsi，jialimeiyoupoporenying，gujichuqule。
yehao，tabuzai，wozizai。zhenghaokeyipaidianshipinfadouyin。
dengwonaqishoujisuishoufanleyixiapengyouquan，yigunuyizhichongnaomen，shoujidouchadianbeiwoshuaile。
bangexiaoshizhiqianpopofalegepengyouquan：**neimedayoushenmeyong，haibushibuhuishengwa！
xiamianpeituyizhangwozaiketingcazhuoziwanyaodetupian，neigeshijiaozhengduizhewode**。
youyuxiatianwochuanzheduanqun，shenzhiyinyuekeyikandaolimian**。
erzheitiaopengyouquanxiamianyijingyouhenduoqinqidianzanpinglunle。
wolimajipopofaweixin，nuliyayizhenuyi，“ma，ninpengyouquanfawoneigezhaopianshishenmeyisi？qinglikeshandiao！”
popomeiyouhuiwo，danshiwoquekandaotazaipengyouquanhuifuledayidepinglun。
dayi：jiaojiaozhei**shida，zhenshibaixiale。
popohuifudayi：sheishuobushi。zuowanwoyaojiaota，tajuranhaiduiwodongshou。
dayihuifupopo：zheiguofenlea，xifuzenmenengduipopodongshou！
popohuifudayi：aineinengzenmeban，womingkua！
sanyi：erjie，wozheiliyouyixiehuaiyunpianfang，ninahuiqujihuzichichikan。
popohuifusanyi：hao，woxianzaiguoqu。
weixinbuhui，wozaipengyouquanxiamianliuyan：ma，qingninshandiaopengyouquan！
popofangfoxialeyiyang，jiushibuhuiwo，zaixiamiangenjigeyiliaoderehuochaotiande！
dayihuifuwo：zheipengyouquanyemeishenme，ganmarangnipoposhandiao？
popohuifudayi：gujishikanwoshuotabugaoxingleba？
dayihuifupopo：zheijiubugaoxinglea。dangpopodehaibunengjiaoyuerxifujijule？shuodaodihaishiweiletamenliangkouzi，bijinghaizishengchulaiyihoushititayanglaosongzongde。
dayihuifuwo：jiaojiaoa，zheijiushinidebuduile。
sanyihuifudayi：yaowoshuohaishierjiepiqitaihaole。wojianeigeerxifu，woshuoyitadoubuganshuoer，naniedesiside。
kanzhetamensanjiemeiyichangyihe，gezhongzhenduiwo，gendangchuxinhunshihoupanruoliangren，wodayuemingbaishishangcineijianshidezuiletamen。
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dangchuwogentonghujiehundeshihou，wojiarenzhidaotatiaojianyibanyemeiyouyaoqiutaiduo，zhirangtayisileyixia，jilesanwancaili。
houlaiwojiaguolaideshihou，wobamahaijitianleshiwanjiazhuangqian，liandaizhecailisanwandourangwodailaizuoweizheigexinjiadeqidongzijin。
popotingshuohouhengaoxing，zhikuawobamadafang。haijingchangzaiqinqimianqianxuanyao，qulegexifuhuilaijibenmeihuaqian。
jigeyidangshidoukuatayoufuqi，danshimeiguoduojiu，dayijiuzhaowojieqian，yikaikoujiushishiwan。
dangshiwodoumengle，dayizhaowoyigegangjiaguolaidexinxifujieqian？
woyouxiepaichi，danbenzhebudezuirendeyuanze，wowentajieneimeduoshifashengshenmeshilema？
tashuo：“xiaogangbushitanlegenvpengyouma，barenjiaduzigaodale，womenxiangzhezhijiejiehun。danrenjianvfangfeiyaoshiwancailicaidaying，fouzejiuyaodaitaquyinchan。zheikeshixiaogangdegurou，wojueduibuyunxuliudiao！”
erziquxifudecailiqianyaozhaowozheigewairenjie？
woweiwanjujue，“keshiwoshoutoushangyemeiyouzheimeduoqiana，qiandoucunchenglesiqi，yishibanhuiyenabudao。”
“dangchunigenhuzijiehun，nibamabushijileyibiqianma？nibaneibiqiannachulaijiwonuoyongyixia，dayiyihouhaini。”
haojiahuo，zheishidashangwojiazhuangqiandezhuyilea！wokanlepopoyiyan，zhidaoshitajiwochuanchuqude。
meiduoxiang，wozhijiejujuele，“ninjiabushihaiyouyitaoxiaogongyuma？yaobuninmailequ？banhunlishengxiaohaihouxudouxuyaoqian，shiwanyepashijiejuebulewenti。”
dayitaidulimajiubianle，liansetieqingzhizhewoma，“nizheirenzaxinzheimehenni！youxianqianbuyuanyijiebushuo，haicuanduowomaifangzi。woneifangzixianzaizhengzaishengzhi，nirangwomaidiaobujiushijianbudewomenjiahao，nixinchangkezhenedu。wojiaxiaogangyaoshiqubudaoneinvde，jiushinihaide。”
wobeizheifanbuyaoliandeyanlunqixiaole。landegenzheizhongsanguanderenlilun，gancuihuifangjianbudalita。
dangshipopoyezaijia，haipaolaiquanwo，shuowoneishiwanfanzhengzanshiyeyongbushangjiujiejitamenbei，fangyinxinglixiyemeiduoshao，daodishiqinqi，buyaozuodetainankanle。
“yaojieninjie，fanzhengwobujie。”
wotaiduqiangyingmeitingpopodehua，rangtameiyoumianzi，zaidayineilihaibeiyinyanglejiju。
zaijiashanghoulaipopogezhongsaocaozuo，maodunyejiuyuelaiyuedale。
poxizhijianyoumaodunzaiwokanlaihenzhengchang，zhiyaobushejidaodixianwenti，woyenenggoudeguoqieguo，shaogentazhiqi。
danjintianzheifansaocaozuo，zheshicaidaolewodeleiqu！
wohuifudayi：zheimexihuanyanglaosongzong，xianzaijiurangdabiaogejinisongzoubei。eduile，380deyibaodabiaogejinijiaolemei？zijijiadeshiqingdouzhengbumingbai，haijiaoyuqibierenlaile！
dabiaogeyizhimeiyougongzuo，zaijiakenlao。quankaodayifuyirendetuixiugongziyanghuosangeren。shangcitingwopoposhuodayihailaizhaotajieqianjiaoyibao。
wohuifusanyi：sanyiyuanlainizheimeniudeya，woxianzaijiubawomaweixintuijinierxifu，rangtakankanninshizenmeshuaweifengde！
sanyineierxifuzuishipola，jitarejile，tashashidounengzuodechu！suoyiyibansanyibuganzhaoreta。xianzaidaohao，bianchengletananierenjia！
wozheiyifanhuidui，neijigerenzhongyuxiaotingle，meiyouzaipengyouquanjixuliaotian。pawofafengzhengaochushenmeshiqing！
wanshangpopohuilaile，shoulihailinzheyigedaizi。kandaowodangzuoshenmeshiqingdoumeifashengyiyangjinlechufang。
woyayileyizhengtiandenuyixianzaiyijingbiandepingjing，zoujinchufanggentashuo，“ma，wojininfadeweixinnikandaolema？”
popozhengbadaizilidedongxinachulai，wowenzheyigucibidexuexingwei，wuzhulebizi。
taaidabuli，“e，kandaole。”
kandaotazheiyang，worenbuzhujidao，“neizhangzhaopianjiaoduhensimininfapengyouquanbujuedehenbuheshima？mafanninshandiao。”
“aiya，doushiworenshiderenyoushenmebuheshide。dianzanhaitebieduo，haihenduorenkuani**dayihouyidingnengshengerzi！”tahaihendeyidemoyang，fangfobuzhidaoneizhangzhaopianhenbutuo！
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kanlairangtazhudongshanshibukenengdele，qiangtashoujiyebutaikeneng，tatiantianshoujibulishen。
ganghaolaogongxiabanhuilai，wobieleyiduzideweiquzheiyikezhaodaolexuanxiekou，kandaotawoxinkoufasuan。
“laogong，niqugenmashuoxiarangtabapengyouquanshanle。”
jintianzheishiqingbaitianjiugenlaogongjiangle，neigeshihoutagaosuwozaikaihuimeikongshuo。
zheiyihui，talengmodikanlewoyiyan，“wogongzuoyitiandouleisile，yijianxiaoshinicongbaitianniandaowanshang，zhiyuma？”
kanzhetafanzaoniuqudelian，wofangfoburenshiyanqianzheigeren。
“nizheimedengzhe**shenme，woshuodeyoucuoma？nitiantianzaijialishashibugan，nidongwoshangbandexinkuma？”laogongyouehenhendixionglewoyidun。
zheihuashuodewozaijiahaoxiangshenmeshidoumeiganyiyang。
shishishang，womeitianqilaijiukaishizhunbeisucaipaishipinjiansucai，jialidejiawuhuoyejibenquandoubeiwobaolanle，xianzaitashuowoshashidoubugan。
我觉得可笑！
“erzi，nigentafeishenmehua，tayoubuxiangnimawodongdexintengni。”popoduanleyiwantangchulai，“nikuaibazheigehexia，dabude。”
“ma，zheishishenmea？”neiqiweihenxinghenguaiyi，laogongzhoumeiwenleyiju，youdianxianqi。
poposhenshenmimidi，“zheikeshihaodongxi，nisanyizhuanmenrangwodaihuilaide。shuoshishenmeziheche，duntanghebujindabuhainengshengerzi。niganjinduohedian。”
sanyirangdaihuilaideziheche，bachengshisanyierxifushengsantaishihouliuzhede，zheidoudabannianguoqule。xianbushuonengbunengshengerzi，nengbunengchidoushigewenti。
“hezaiduodoubukenengshengerzi，nengbunengshengerzidekanta！”
wohuashuowan，liangrenliansedouyibian，popoliansemimang，tonghuliansefennu。
“lijiaojiao，nizaihushuoshenme！”
kanzhetazheiyidianjiuzhadefanying，wowunaixiaole，“shengerzibenlaijiushinanrenjuedingde，woyoushuocuoshenmema？laogong，nizaishengqishenmea。”
tonghuhenhendengzhewo，wowugukanzheta。
wozhidaowochuodaoletadetongdian。