第3章 提起裤子不认人(1104字)

peiminyuexingzhichongchongdixiangyaoshangqianbaozhuta,zhanzaiyipangdegushanghuaijishishenshoudangzhu,lengshimeinengrangtadecheng。

“minyue,haojiubujian!”

gushanghuailiekaizuijiaoxiaorongcanlanwugu。

tarenshipeiminyuebijiaowan,jibianmeiyoushajiaoqing,chongzhetayijingshihaoyouqizidefenshang,haishihenzilaishudedaleshengzhaohu。

peiminyueanzizhoumatahuaizijihaoshi,bumandiyangqixiaba:“woshuoni,wobaozijilaogongnilan**shenme?”

gushanghuaimolemobizi,xingxingdishouhuishou。

peiminyuetaishouxiangwanshangfumoxiaodeshoubei,beitabuzhehenjidebikai。

duifangpangruowurendezoudaoshafashangzuoxia,talianshangluchuxianeryijiandeganga。

gushanghuaisongsongjian,weitiaomeimao:“wogangyijingjiniliuqingmianle……”

peiminyuebuganxindezuanjinquantou。

“枭哥哥……”

tadiazhesangyinqinmijiaohan,bazhengzaiqichadefumoxiaojingdechashuiyichu。

zheigechenghu,maosineigenvrenyezheiyangjiaoguota,zhishishengyinbipeiminyuehaiyaotianmeihaotingjibei,ziranerbuzuozuo。

zuowandenvren,zhenshiyanqianzheigemingyishangdeqizima?

“嗯?”

fumoxiaoyihuo,kanyemeikantayiyanwanqixiukouyuqidanmo。

shijinianbujian,tamenxianzaibuguoshimeiyouganqingkeyandemoshengrenbale。

peiminyueyagenmeizhuyidaofumoxiaoweimiaodeshenqingbianhua,duqizuichunsajiaodao:“xiaogegezhenhuai!tiqikuzijiuburenrenle。”

“suoyi……shinijiwoxiadeyao?”

fumoxiaojunlianjinbeng,yuqibinglengcigu。

peiminyueshenziyijiangliansecangbai,dichuizhetoubianjie:“bushizheiyangde,shi……laofurentajizhebaosunzi,woyeshishouhaizhea!”

tazaitaiqilianshiyiguamanleizhu,shouruodeshenziyaoyaoyuzhuirerenlianxi。

duozaipingfenghoudejianananshishupeifutagaochaodeyanji,erhoumuguangtoushedaobaqichenwendenanrenshenshang。

gezheyicengshuxiupingzhang,tajiangnanrenjunmeirushendidewuguannaruyandi,xixidemiaomoxia,yuefajuedezheirenyouzheliangfumiankong,yelidetahebaitiandetajianzhipanruoliangren。

xiangdaozheitaergenzifahong,huangruozuowannanrenguntangnengjiangtaxinzangzhuoshaodechuanqishengzhongxianerpan,jijuchongjilideyimumubushoukongzhidefuxianzainaohai。

tashuangtuifaruan,yigebuzhuyibianyoushuaidaoqushi,haozaifanyingjikuaidefuzhupingfengwenzhushenzi。

qingweidexiangshenglikeyinqifumoxiaodejingjue,tajiangzhuyilijizhongzaineikuaipingfengshang,huanhuankaikou:“yourenzaihoumian?”

peiminyueyaotoufouren:“meiyou,shi……woyangdemaomi。”

yubi,yinvyongguozhenbaozhezhibosimaocongpingfenghouzouchu。

peiminyuejianzhuangsonglekouqi。

fumoxiaoqueshizhongmeiyoudaxiaoyilv,chuixiayanmoumanbujingxindibawandamuzhishangdefeicuijiezhi,ananjinggaota。

“yihoubiezaihelaofurenweiwu,tanengchenzhewobuzairangwohenilingzheng,woyenengchenzhetabuzhuyirangnihewolihun。”

peiminyuejikeyankuangfahong,daizhekuqiangdao:“shiwozuocuoleshenmerangnizheimetaoyanwo?xiaogegenishibushiwanglewomenshiqingmeizhuma……”

fumoxiaohaobuliuqingdaduan:“zheiciwozanqiebuhuizhuijiunidezeren,xiacikejiubuhuile。”

shuowantamaikaizhangtuilikai。

……

jiananancongchulaidaoxianzaijinzhangdexinqinghaiweihuanjie,tazouzaijijingwurendehouhuayuan,yishijianbuzhigaiquna。

congnvhaidaonvren,yiyezhihoudejudazhuanbianshitaxinqingfuza,jianananshiquyanjiaoyuleininanchusheng。

“gege,wohaoxiangni……”