第2章
阿爷是个**儿。
woshenshangsuoyoudehuai，doushicongtashenshangxuelaile。
wusuiqian，wozhuzaiyigenonghujiali。
nanrenshigenongmin，changnianyicaiyaoweiyingsheng。nvrenzeshigebiaohanshanfu，maqirenlai，tuomoxingzizhipen，lianpibode，nengdangchangbeipenchuyicengmazi。
nvrenbunengshengyang，nanrenjiucongwaimianbawobaohuilejia。congnvrenpingshizhoumawodelingxingcihuiliwomanmanzhidaole，nanrenshicaiyaodeshihou，congshenshanlaolinlikanjianwode。
junanrenzijihelinjujiang，jianwoneitian，tacaiyunbaopeng，zouyilu，jianyiludelingzhi。
zouzhezouzhe，bujuejinleyigemoshengdeshangu，huranjiutingjianlelangjiaosheng。
danbushipingshineizhongliaoliangdehaojiao，ershitongkudewuyansheng。
mofeishiyourenxialejiazi，jiazhulelang？
dangshiyizhanglangpinengmaibushaoqianni，suoyi，tanachuchaidaoshezhedanzimoleguoqu。
jieguo，quekanjianyizhibanrenduogaodebaitoulang，quezhetuicanjiaozhetaozoule。
benyiweipulegekong，youdianshiwang，sheizhijiuzaizhunbeiwanghuizoudeshihou，takanjianleguanmuconglidewo。
dangshiwoshenshangchanzhebushaoguaiyidetengman，erzuilizediaozheyizhixiaotuzidebozi，xiaolianshangdoushixuewu，tuxuehedezezeyousheng。
talenglehaoyihui，caizhanzhanjingjingbawobaoqilai，faxianneixiaotuzidebozishang，zhimingshangshiyiduixuekulong，dangshineibaitoulangsuowei，danzheituziruhededaolewodezuili，jiubudeerzhile。
suoyi，zheinvrenpingshimawozuiduodecihui，jiushi“xiaoguaitai”。
tashuowonengchituzi，jiunengchiletamen，shuobuzhunnatianbawoyangdalewojiugaidongshoule。
neitiandaolefandian，nvrenyouwuduanmalewoyidunzhihou，fawobuxuchifan。
shijishangwozhidaoyuanyin，wufeishibaitiannanrenbuzaijiadeshihou，wochaodijiaoliniaolepaoniao，ranhougebidewangdayehetacazhelianconglimianzuanlechulai。
tayaoxiewo，bishangzui，buxuluanshuohua，ranhoufawozaiyuanmenkoufadai。
meiyihui，yuanchulailegelaodao，zheirenjiuxiangshigebianxifadeshide，yibaishouzhangxinjiutiaochuyizhisongshulai。wohaoqidiwangqianyicou，laodaohuilehuixiu，yiguyixiangpiaolai，wojiuhunleguoqu。
ayegaosuwo，zheiyizhaojiujiaopaihuazi。
meicuo，luzouwodeneigelaodao，jiushiaye。
ayeluzouwozhihou，bingmeidaoshoumaidiao，yemeigayaozi，ershidaiwoquleyichushandong。
neishandongpopolanlan，echounanwen。limianzuiyinrenzhumudejiushiyigedatielongzi，limianyangleyizhiyouheiyouheidelanggou。
ayejiangwoyibadiujinlelongzili，ranhoubeizheyigexingnangjiuchulemen。
houlaiwocaizhidao，ayexihuanshigou，erqie，bixushiheigou，neitiaogoujiushitadexiajiucai，erwo，zeshiheigoudekouliang。
neiheigoubanrenduogao，，lianshangdoushilaiziba，liaoyayici，xiongshenesha。longzilihaiyoubushaodegutoucanzhahesuirou，qizhongjiuyoulianggenshouzhitou......
ayeyichumen，zheiheigoucengdeyixiajiuzhanleqilai，kouzhongwuwudihouzhechaowopuleshanglai。
wusui，shouwufujizhili。
wozhanqilaiganghaonengbabozisongdaogouzuipang。
zheichushengkebudongderenchuzhibie，yikoujiuyaozailewodexiaotuishang。
jingkonghetongkurangwosixinleifeidekuhanqilai，woliangzhixiaoshouzhuazhulongziwangjiaoluolipa。
kewoneidianliqi，nagandeguoyizhidalanggoua，zheijiahuoyaozhewodexiaotuimengdiyishuai，wojiuzaibankongzhongfanlesangegentou，zhongxinzhongzhongdiluodaoletadegenqian。
xuexingweierrangtadaheigouyujiakangfen，zheichushenggancuiqianzhuayazhuwoxiongfu，liaoyazhibenwodehouguanerlai。
yankanzhegouzuidoutiandaowodebozi，gouzhuazicaidewochuanbushangqi，liangyanhunhua，woqueturankanjian，buzhicongnazuanchulianggenzongheisedetengman，zheitengmanjiaocha，jingranzhijielezailegoubozishang。
“wu”deyishengbeihao，heigousizhualidi，beishengshengdiaoleqilai。
yebuzhidaoshitengtong**lewodeshenjing，haishiwotianshengguzilijiudaizheshayu，wusuidewopaqilaiyifanmosuo，congtielongzishangchaixialeyigentiesi，duizheneirouruandegouduzijiunanglejinqu。
santianhou，dangayekangzheyigenvrenhuilaideshihou，woyijingshengchileyitiaogoutui。
kanzhemanlianxuezidanjingshenqishizudewo，ayeyouxieyiwai，ranhouganxiaolejisheng，duiwodao：“xiaowangbadan，congjintiankaishi，nijiuzuowosunziba，guanwojiaoaye。”
ayeshenchushizhi，zaiwoyanqianzuoyoubaidonglejixia，wojiujuedekunyishanglai，chedihanshuileguoqu。
xinglaihou，yuanlaideshiqingwodouwangle，zhijidezheigerenjiushiaye。
danshi，guoleshiduotianzhihou，woyuanlaidejiyiyouyidiandianhuifule。
wobudanjizheayejiushiluzouwoderen，wohaijide，shitabawoweilegou，yijineiliangtiaojiulewodetengman。qishicongneishihouqi，wozijiyejuede，wokenengzhenshigeyaojing。
dangran，zheishiayemeiyouxiangdaode，yeshiwocongmeihetashuoqide。xiaoxiaodewojiuyijinghenqingchu，ruguowoshuowohuifulejiyi，takendinghuimashangzailewo，buliuhuohuan。
jiexialaideneixietian，ayebawodiuzailewaidong，taheneinvrenzeshuizaineidong。
meitianwanshang，wodounengtingjianlimianchuanlaineinvrendejiaosheng，youshihouqili，youshihouhailvedaizhehuanyu......
dagaizheyouzhuleshiduotianshandong，heigoudezuihouyitiaotuiroubeichiguangdeshihou，ayedaizhewoheneinvrenbianlikaile。
zheiciqudeshiyigegengjiahuangpideshancun。
ayejiangneigebiandeshifenmunedenvrenjiaojileyigewuliushisuidequezilaohan，huanhuileyitazhouzhoubabadechaopiao。
quezilaohanbaileximian，wosuizheshanminmenchiledunbaofan。
kedangtianwanshang，rudongfangzhihou，neinvrenquetaole。yibajiandao，jiangquezidelingyitiaotuichuolegekulong。
shanminmenbuganle，chaozherangayetuiqian。
ayeyemeijujue，xiaohehesuoyoudeqianrushufenghai，zoudeshihou，haizaitamendeshuijingli“buchang”leyidabaoyaofen。
wohoulaineimeduonianmeitaopao，qishijiuhezheigenvrendexiachangyouguanxi。
neitiancongshancunlichulaizhihou，ayebayizhanghuangzhiroucuolejixia，rengdaotianshangjiushiyizhifeiqilaidezhihe。diertianbangwandeshihou，zhihejiubangzhuwomenzaiyigepomiaolizhaodaoleneigetaozoudenvren。
neitianayeyourangwoshuizaipomiaowaimian。
miaolimianyouchuanlaileyizhenzhenshuxidejiaosheng。
banyeli，mimihuhuxinglai，wofaxianayejiangnei**zhequanshendenvrenkunzailepomiaomenkoudeneikedaliushushang。kouzhongniannianyouci，shoulizejuzheyigenliutiao，chouyixianvren，zaichouyixialiushu，fanfanfufu......
diertianzaoshang，ayejiaowoqilailikaideshihou，nvrenbujianle。
danwofaxian，neikedaliushuhaoxiangyiyezhijiancuzhuanglebushao，zuirangwoxinzhongjinghaideshi，daliushuyimiduogaodedifangzhangchuleyigezhouzhoubabadeliugeda，zenmekan，zenmexiangshineinvrendelian。
congneiyihou，wojiugenzheayedongbenxizou。
woshiayeweimingwang，zunzhetajingzhetagengfangzheta，yinweiwozhidaotasuishinengyaowodeming；ayezeshiwoweimaogou，zhaozhijilaihuizhijiqu，damagengshijiachangbianfan。
shijianjiule，wofaxian，zheigeedudelao**，hunshenbenling，taanshudaomengepaixishufa。
tanengchuansuozaishanchuanlinhaijian，yizhangdaofutuijinlangchonghubao，yenengchangyangzaidoushi，yigeluopanpianbianquanguishangjia。
shishishang，wogenzheayehoulaideriziyizhiguobudebucuo，tanengqingsonggaolaidabadepiaozi，ranhoujiuchiroulin。wozaitachiroudeshihou，yenengfenyibeigeng。
tianzhangrijiu，errumuran，ayedexuduoshufawodoujilexialai。
laotoudangranyefangzhewo，youshihouxingshu，tahuihelingwolitayuandian。
kejiyilizheidongxi，tianshengyulai。
youxiedongxi，saoyiyan，wojiumingbailegedagai。guangyinshinian，gouyancanchuan，yemanshengzhang，zhongyuzaineigewanshang，rangwochenggongtaochulelaolong。
congjiyilihuiguoshenlai，zhongxinkanzheyanqianxuelinlindemaopitongzi，buzhibujuejian，lenghanyijingjinshilewodeyishang。
shishishang，guolezheimeduonian，wohaishipata。
“hei，niguoranhuilaile？”turan，shenhouyizhishoudazailewodejianbangshang。
woyibazhuazhuzheizhishou，jianjiashangting，yaolihougong，mengranjiushiyigeguojianshuai。
“aiyou！shiwo，shiwo，woshisongtan！”
zheirenhenghengjijidajiaozhe，niuguolelian。
yuanlai，jingranshisongdatou。
womoleyibalianshangdehanzhu，jiangzheijiahuosonglekai，lengshengdao：“nishizaizhaosima？dabanyeconghoumiangoujiandabei？”
songdatouzuozheyahuazirouzhegebodao：“meiqingmeizhong，wodeshengyinhaitingbuchulaima？woshijiannizheiwuliangqiledeng，suoyiguolaiqiaoqiao，zenmezhe，nibashiqingjiejuele？”
shuozhehua，songdatouhurankanjianledishangdemaopihemaoxue，dunshilianseyibiandao：“woqu，zheishi......”
“buyongwen，yebengniguan。”wolenglengkanzhesongdatoudao：“haishishuoniba，shisheirangnihaiwode？”
“haini？zheicongheshuoqia！”songdatouzhuanlezhuanyanzhu，liezuidao：“xiongdiwoshijinijielegedahuo。”
shuozhe，zhuanguoshen，shenshenmimidijiangmenguanleshang。
woshenshoucongbaolijiangneigedudounachulai，shuaizailesongdatoudelianshang，lengshengdao：“neifangjianligenbenjiumeiyouzangdongxi，ershiyourenyongzheidongxizuoleshoujiao。ciwunaishizaonianjiandeneixielaowuposuozuozhiwu，zhuanmenyonglaigouyinnanrendemihunhezi，zheidongxiweishenmehuichuxianzainidefangjian？erqiewochakanleneigefangzi，limianmeiyoushenghuoyongpin，gengmeiyouyijiannanrendeyishang。suoyi，nishuoneishinidefangzi，fenmingshizaipianwo。”
songdatouliezuidao：“xinga，zheidoubeinikanchulaile。shibuxiangman，neihaizhenbushiwodefangzi，shirenjiazhuguguyiceshinizhunbeidefangzi。renjiashuole，zhiyoujinwanshangnengchuneifangjianderen，caishitamenxuyaoderen。heihei，luolaoban，nitongguoceshile。”
拿老子开涮？
wozhengyaodongnu，sheiliao，menkouquechuanlailedongdongdongdongdeqiaomensheng。
songdatoudigudao：“shenmerena，houbanyele，hailaiqiaomen。”
说着，就要去开门。
“zhanzhu！”wolengshenghedao。
datoubeiwoshenglengdetaiduheleyitiao，digudao：“nixiaozishenjingleba，jiusuanyaohewosuanzhang，niyederongwojieshi，keyanxiazheibushilairenle......”
“worangnizhanzhu！”wosisidingzhedianmendao：“ting，qiaolejisheng。”
songdatoukanzhewo，pingqiningshen。
此时敲门声又响了！
“咚！”
“咚！”
“咚！”
“咚！”
lianxusisheng，qingcuiwubi。
banyechoushi，qiaomenfangke，rensanguisi，yaowujingliu，zheimenwaijuebushiren。
“nixiaozishalengzheshenmeni？kaimenkankanbujiuzhidaoshisheile，shuqiaomenshengyougepiyong！”songdatoubumingsuoyi，budengwohuiying，huishenjiubamendakaile......
“呼！”
yiguyinfengjuanzhemandidezhihuiyingmianpulai，menkouheranzhanzhelianggelvyibailianhongchundezhizharen......