第二章定婚期？
neitianzaoshangqidianduo，wotingdaoketingliyoudongjing。
chuqukandeshihou，jiujianchenhongxiaheyigemoshengnvrenzuozaiketingli，womazhengzaidaoshui。
“nizheiyatoubuhuicaiqichuangba？”
chenhongxiabuyoufenshuodilazhewozuozaitashenbian，xiaoheheshuodao：“nvhaizikedeqinkuaidian，buyaozongshishuilanjue，buranyihoujialerenhuibeixiaohuade。”
wobuyoudezhoumei，xiayishichouhuilegebo。
qishiwogenchenhongxiabushu，dancongwomazuilitingshuoguotadeshi。
tahunneichugui，meimingmeifengenzheneinanrenfeideshenggeerzi，weicihainvedaiyuanpeiliuxialaidenver。
meiciwoyudaota，tazongxihuandangzhepangrendemianshuluowojiju，molehaiyaotiyixiagenwomaqinrujiemei，tazheidoushiweiwohao。
yiner，woduitadeyinxiangbingbuhao，shenzhihaiquanguowomashaogentalaiwang。
kewomazhudadejiushigebutingquan，fanergentaguanxiyuelaiyueqinmi，woyeyouxiewukenaihe。
“chenyi，zheimezaoa，youshima？”
wogangkaikouwenleju，duimianzuozhedenvrenjiuchaowokanleguolai。
tadagaiwushilaisui，dabandedaoshitingshimaode，jiushikanzhezeimeishuyande，dingdewohenbushufu。
“当然有事啊。”
chenhongxialikeyangleyangxiaba，zhizheneinvrenshuodao：“zheishiniwangyi。”
“qianliangtianbushishuojinijieshaogeduixiangma，niwangyideerzizhenghaodanzhe。”
果然......
wodengshixinliyichen，naxiangdaowangchunmeishangxiazuoyoudalianglewoyifanhou，yanlikuaisuhuaguoyimoxianqi。
“sunjiea，nijiazheiguniangzhangdequeshibucuo，genwoerzihaisuanxiangpei，jiushiyoudianlata......”
“......”
我想骂人。
“aiyo，zheihaibudouguainilaidetaizaole？”
chenhongxiajianwoliansehenbuhaokan，lianmangchulaidayuanchang，“zheidadongtianwodoubuleyiqizheimezao，zhizhizheibuhaimeishoushi，meixilianma。”
“xingle，zanmenhaishixianshuozhengshiba。”
“dongjieroupudelaobannimenzhidaoba，neijiushiwangjiedeerzi。taa，suiranbizhizhidaqisui，danlaoshiwenzhong，renhenkaopu，wojuedegenzhizhihenpeini。”
啥？
啥玩意？
东街肉铺的老板？
woyaoshimeijicuo，neilaobanyinggaijiaozhaoyu，chuzhongmeibiyejiuzaijieshanghun。yiqianshangxuedeshihouhaiduguowodedao，houlaigaodalebierendeduzijiujiehunle，hunhouhaidaochunianhuarecao，tingshuohaixihuanduliangba。
woqinzhizhihaodaiyeshi985gaocaisheng，shigexiaoyoumingqidezuozhe。
daodishishenmejiletachenhongxiacuojue，rangtarenweizheiyangdenanrengenwoxiangpeile？
zheitemebushigeyingrenma？
jianwoyizhimeichusheng，chenhongxiachelexiawodeyixiu，“nikebiexianqirenjiabinidaqisui。zheizhaoduixiangjiehunjiudezhaogebizijidade，zheiyangcaizhilengzhire，cainengguodexingfu。”
我不由得嘴角抽搐。
yaobushiaiyuqingmian，wozhenxiangwenwenta，shibushisuoyourendoudegentayiyang，jianduifangshigelaonanrenqieyoudianqian，jiukeyishenmedoubuguanwangshangtie？
chenhongxiayijiuzaidiediebuxiu，wangchunmeimanlianjiaoaobazijierzikuadetianshangyoudishangwu。
womazaiyipangfuhe，shuozhiqianjianguozhaoyu，queshizhangderengaomada，banshiyelisuokaopu。
tamendongchexiche，chenhongxiahuranjidongdipailexiadatui，“zheidajiadouzhanqindaigude，yedoushilaoshuren，zhizhijiaguoqukendingbuhuichikuide。”
wangchunmeidianlediantou，turandao：“yaobuzheiyangba，hunqijiudingzaichunjie，renduorenao。”
什么？！
春节结婚？！
我顿时懵了。
kebudengwoduoshuoshenme，womaehenhendenglewoyiyan，zhuantouchongwangchunmeishuodao：“wangjie，zheiyoudiancangcuba？”“yaobuxianranghaizimenjiageweixinliaoliao，yaoshikeyizanmenzaizuoxialaitaoluncailihunqishade？”
“也好。”
wangchunmeiyingleshengchaowokanleguolai，sihushizaidengwonashouji。
woshizhongmeiyoubiaotai，zhuanshenhuilefangjian。
waitouhenkuaianjinglexialai，jinjiezhefangmenjiubeiwomaqiaoxiangle。